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First Kobe jumps over an Aston Martin, now Shaq jumps over an Escalade. Man, these two can't help but try and one-up each other.

Hey, Shaq, tell me how my gas tastes!

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  1. Anthony
    1. Posted by Anthony Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Was that actually Kobe?
  2. Sky P
    2. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    That last line by Kobe, "Can you dig iiiiiiiiit!"
    Hahahah, perfect.
  3. mauipike
    3. Posted by mauipike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    That's some funny s*@t!!! That was comedy. Shaq couldn't jump over a big wheel!!!
    Kobe should have said "My names KOBE, beatch!" as he was driving away....
  4. wenajoy6567
    4. Posted by wenajoy6567 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    shaq is sour graping because he's losing limelight. he just wanted to ride on kobe's shoes....because kobe is always a highlight not only here in US but all over the world. Hold on tight shaq!!! kobe will go up up especiall the olympic comes.
  5. eliete a
    5. Posted by eliete a Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT

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    the dopest. yo thats my day right therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
  6. ninja_warrior
    6. Posted by ninja_warrior Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    HAHAHAHAHA that was great!
  7. Will D
    7. Posted by Will D Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:25 pm EDT

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    that wasn't shaq. i think it might have been kobe though
  8. aflora21
    8. Posted by aflora21 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    # 2 no that wasn't kobe and that wasn't shaq either but it was funny as hell
  9. John A
    9. Posted by John A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    That just show how classless Kobe is.
  10. g-nat
    10. Posted by g-nat Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    hahahahahahha
  11. Dave
    11. Posted by Dave Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    Shaq is washed up. he was the best at one time now his a joke Go Dwight Howard Team USA
  12. Mark Donohue-the Legend
    12. Posted by Mark Donohue-the Legend Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    That's some funny $h#t.
    I'm lovin' it!!
  13. ......
    13. Posted by ...... Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    i heard shaq slept with kobe's wife...5 times...in the last week.
  14. se7en
    14. Posted by se7en Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    Yeah - That looked a lot like Kobe. I couldn't tell if it was really him.
  15. Aaron Y
    15. Posted by Aaron Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    John A, i know you'd like to jump on Kobe with every opportunity you get, but... that wasnt really Kobe.
    but, yes, he's pretty classless.
    unlike Shaq.
    [/end sarcasm]
  16. eddie s
    16. Posted by eddie s Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    you suckas that thot any of those cats were the real ones you need to stop smokin. seriously, are you serious? either way, that was pretty funny shiit. #13, you are hatin Kobe into the summer months - let it go. get a life, grab a cold one and take some time off bashing the best in the biz.
  17. Ross D
    17. Posted by Ross D Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:52 pm EDT

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    The guy should try against an H2 Hummer or H1 Humbee! Yaw right, Shaq can hardly jump nowadays! Saying bad things about Kobe, Shaq (the real one) should be tied to a tree and run head-on by an Escalade! Of course I am just kidding, should be run head-on by a Yugo!
  18. Andre Y
    18. Posted by Andre Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    totaly unexpected
  19. T Head
    19. Posted by T Head Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    yeah i like that you should learn to leave well enough alone if you guys little beef is over then leave it alone you good 1 kobe
  20. Juwu
    20. Posted by Juwu Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    That was awesome!! So now they're even. Shaq should just let it go now.
  21. Ty
    21. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    lol @ Kobe pulling a GTA on Nash
  22. WestCoast Laker
    22. Posted by WestCoast Laker Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    #24...the QUEENS were robbed???? haha what a joke! The Kings owe there legacy to the Lakers. The only reason why anyone outside of my beautiful state of Cali knows who the Kings are is bc of the multiple times that they lost to the Lakers in the playoffs! We were ur kryptonite and we still are..dont come over here wit that BS. "you got robbed"..haha spoken like a true loser.
  23. Takeo L
    23. Posted by Takeo L Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    LOL friggin genius!!

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