Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Don't be fooled. Former Jazz great Karl Malone is not here to show you, nor any NBA mascot, "how the best can better." No, Karl Malone is here to show you his underwear. That's it. That's his objective. Please proceed with caution.

On behalf of the world's greatest (and creepiest) mascot, I'd like to fornally challenge the Mailman to try any of his zany antics on Nightmare Ant. "Oh, ya, c'mon, Karl, you think you're so big and strong. Well, why don't you try pickin' on someone your own size for a cha— BOOM! EIGHTEEN-WHEELER ON YOUR FACE! ARGH! ANT ANARCHY! You're next, 'Zo!"  

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