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After meticulously wading through numerous qualified (and some not so qualified) entries, Ball Don't Lie is positively thrilled to announce the winner of our free NBA League Pass broadband account contest.

Unfortunately, our BDL panel of judges couldn't come to a consensus on which "must watch game" entry we liked best, so the six finalists' names were dropped into a bowl to let good ol' Lady Luck do her thing.

Below are the six best submissions, as well as some amateur photographic proof of our lucky winner.

Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest. There were many interesting (and hilarious) answers, and I appreciate the effort that went into writing all of them. Cheers!

Corey I — December 11, Oklahoma City vs. Memphis
"Sadly, I come to you as a die hard New York Knicks fan living in New York City. In the past decade, we have suffered through an incompetent owner, a delusional GM who thought Zach Randolph(notes) and Eddy Curry(notes) could be the new Twin Towers, a self driven and self absorbed point guard, and few (note: very few) wins. As if this weren't enough, this past off-season, while looking for a point guard of the future and trying to bring in pieces to attract free agents, we passed on Brandon Jennings(notes) for good old Jordan Hill(notes). Now there have been worse situations in years past I'm sure, but let's not forget that on top of all of this misery, all of this pain, and all of this torture, we will also be forfeiting a top 10 pick to the Jazz. This situation stated, I need to watch good, pure basketball where I can appreciate the game and its stars. Dec. 11, 2009. Not the sexiest of games, but I write to you longing to see the Thunder and Durant take on Mayo and the Grizzlies. This is all I have. With the future bleak here in NY, let me become acquainted with Mayo, Durant, Westbrook and Harden, so that I can continue to tell myself that even if the Knicks are miserable, the NBA is still a game to love."

JB — December 19, Sacramento vs. Milwaukee
"Kings and the Bucks, should be a show / 'Reke and B-Jennings goin' toe to toe / Rookie of the Year, bragging rights at stake / 'Reke with his dunks Jennings got that shake 'n' bake / Should be a good game, word to Skeets / Tyreke to Beno Udrih(notes), BJ to Gadzuric / Mike Redd on the bench in street clothes, Maloofs will make the trip with the usual hoes / Triple-double for Jennings, 10 and 10 for Evans / Bucks and the Kings would be League Pass heaven! / Gotta see this game, gotta-gotta see this game / Gotta see this game, gotta-gotta see this game."

Rogeber — November 21, Milwaukee vs. Memphis
Brandon Jennings may or may not be the next GOAT by then, but watching him in the free week of League Pass was like a gateway drug. If I don't get to see him play on League Pass, then I may have to resort to Tas' illegal methods. We all know the Bucks don't play on TV. I love the Grizzlies this year for a different reason - its internal struggle is going to be fabulous to watch. Will Z-Bo and Iverson win out over O.J. Mayo(notes) and Rudy Gay(notes)? Only one team will be on the floor for Memphis by season's end - the young, athletic team, or the old, ball-monopolizing team - and I'm anxious the see the battle play out. And it's not going to happen on ESPN."

no way... — December 22, Oklahoma City vs. L.A. Lakers
"I am a disheartened, disappointed, and disenfranchised (literally) Seattle Supersonics fan. I have been a loyal fan through the high days of the Glove and Reign Man, and the low days of "this might be my last Sonics game ever." However, unlike most bitter Sonics fans I have converted into an Oklahoma City Thunder fan. I try to watch every Thunder game that is available on TV (not many), and follow the team's development, stats, scores and results every day. Last week, I was on the edge of my seat as Kevin Durant(notes) air-balled a 3-pointer, five feet behind the arc as time expired in regulation and in overtime of the Thunder-Lakers matchup. I was shocked, partially because of the horrendously poor shot selection by the best player on my team, but mostly because the Thunder had a chance to beat the world champions ... TWICE! So I am asking you to give me the power of League Pass for the next Thunder-Lakers showdown, which will continue to support my abstinence from watching Seattle Sounders games, and dream that one day, the Squatch will make an appearance in the Emerald City again."

twentysackman@... — January 22, Portland vs. Boston
"Seeing as how the blog is named after a phrase that Rasheed Wallace(notes) coined, I gotta pay homage to the man and pick a Celtics game. Doesn't hurt that they look like the best team in the league. Fortunately, all the games versus the elite are covered on national TV already (Lakers, Orlando, San Antonio, Cleveland, Denver) so I have to go a different route. Much as I'd like to see Sheed's return to the Palace, I don't think Detroit is very good this year, so I'm going to pass on that. But I am circling my calendar for January 22nd, when Portland heads to Boston looking to join the elite teams and get a win in one of the toughest places to play. Last year, Denver went in and beat them on their home court and it was a huge statement for them. I think Portland can do the same. If I got League Pass and my team, Golden State, implodes (which has a very real chance of happening) well, at least I would be able to fall back on watching some good basketball!"

Stat-man — February 3, L.A. Lakers vs. Charlotte
"I absolutely, positively, without doubt, and in all other ways inconceivably, can't go without watching the Lakers vs. Bobcats on February 3rd, 2010. Now, you might say, "What? That's the game you can't watch?" But, hear me out. As a Lakers fan, I'm extremely frustrated that the Bobcats have OWNED the Lakers for several years. We swept the Celtics last year. Swept the Cavs too. But the Bobcats? THEY SWEPT US. Please, oh pretty please, with a cherry on top give me League Pass so I can finally watch the Lakers DESTROY the Bobcats. This is the ticket. This is the moment. Cue the piano music. Where the Lakers beat the Bobcats happens."

And the winner is ... 

... just let me unfold it ...

Corey! Congrats!

Nationally and locally televised games are subject to blackout and are therefore not available via NBA LEAGUE PASS BROADBAND (regardless of whether team is home or away). This contest is for US participants only. By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, Ball Don't Lie and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity. The end.

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  1. Kevin
    1. Posted by Kevin Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:07 pm EST

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    Congrats Corey, just don't take Lebron from Cleveland..!
  2. tdube09
    2. Posted by tdube09 Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:16 pm EST

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    xD
  3. Bibz
    3. Posted by Bibz Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:20 pm EST

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    Thats dope. Lucky guy.
  4. Jason M
    4. Posted by Jason M Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:23 pm EST

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    sick AA sweater
  5. path
    5. Posted by path Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:28 pm EST

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    KNICKS FINALLY WIN THE LOTTERY! ohhhh waiitt
  6. C
    6. Posted by C Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:35 pm EST

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    nice gesture Skeets
  7. twentysackman@...
    7. Posted by twentysackman@... Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:54 pm EST

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    Hey Skeets, I just wanna thank you for taking the time to read them all and choosing me as a finalist. Even though I didn't win I appreciate the effort you put in. Thanks man
  8. mcwelk
    8. Posted by mcwelk Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:19 pm EST

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    JB's rhyme was dope
    but the Maloof bros use hos
    not digging with hoes
  9. Corey I
    9. Posted by Corey I Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:34 pm EST

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    While I love reading BDL daily, this was truly a great post to read today. Great posts guys! Skeets, how does this work from here?
  10. baller13zg
    10. Posted by baller13zg Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:18 pm EST

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    can i just say that skeets looks a lot like steve nash in that pic?
  11. Czheck
    11. Posted by Czheck Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:26 pm EST

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    LMFAO i thought you knew steve nash was J.E Skeets!
  12. matthew b
    12. Posted by matthew b Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:03 pm EST

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    ugh. Really!?!? Of all the well written, funny posts... you pick a ho-hum, nothing special post from a Knicks fan... living in NY. For League Pass!?? Really!?! The Knicks are bad... so I want to be able to watch the Grizzlies! Really!?! I'm living in the market of my chosen team, whose every move and game is covered... so I need League Pass! Really!?! Good god, Skeets. Worst. Contest. Judging. Ever.
  13. Chains
    13. Posted by Chains Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:56 pm EST

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    that was an amazing sequence of pictures!!!!!
  14. smakledorf
    14. Posted by smakledorf Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:48 pm EST

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    You are an idiot skeets! jb shoulda won!!! brilliant piece of poetry! jb, you were robbed!!! philistines!
  15. whateverrrr
    15. Posted by whateverrrr Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:41 pm EST

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    hahaaha nice skeets
  16. JB
    16. Posted by JB Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:25 am EST

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    Thanks for the love Smakledorf. Appreciate that. Congrats Corey!!! Great contest Skeets and BDL..
  17. Kevin G
    17. Posted by Kevin G Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:28 am EST

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    Congrats Corey I... but forrealz Skeets... please tell me you didn't freeze Corey I's paper like David Stern did for the NY Knicks the 1985 draft.... maybe you should try ping-pong balls next time. Ehhhhh....
  18. Tim W
    18. Posted by Tim W Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:02 am EST

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    you picked a Lakers fan?
    Srsly?
    That's like Bill Gates giving away money to a millionaire and calling it charity.
    Fail.
  19. Tumbler
    19. Posted by Tumbler Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:19 pm EST

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    Oklahoma thunder is awful

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