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I have good news and bad news. The good news: today marks the return of Ball Don't Lie's favorite robotic son, Sasha 'The Machine' Vujacic. You remember the Machine, I'm sure. He's the recently re-signed Lakers guard who likes to camp, shoot and sing — in no particular order. And, as we learn today, he's also "besty friends" with Kobe.

As for the bad news, that was much too short. Excellent work as always, Lakers-fan.

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  1. Jaceman
    1. Posted by Jaceman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Aw man, that is quality. It really explains a lot, seriously, it does.
  2. Saint
    2. Posted by Saint Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:35 pm EDT

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    Yes, if he keeps shooting and keep missing, then the Lakers will always be just THAT short of winning it all.
  3. Albert
    3. Posted by Albert Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    3rd go dodgers
  4. J.E. Skeets
    4. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Garbage Skeets! You're fired!
  5. Music is life
    5. Posted by Music is life Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    saint hippo ur an idiot he is one of the best shooters in the league. If Lakers dont win its because they have inconsistent big men who disappear when the pressure is on. Did you watch the finals??? Do you watch basketball???
  6. danbog
    6. Posted by danbog Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    Best video so far about this
  7. mgame901
    7. Posted by mgame901 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    Come on people lighten up - it's summer. Great video. Keep it coming.
  8. Kibbitz
    8. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Sasha should join the Boy Scouts, then he could camp, shoot and sing to his heart's content.
    also, is Saint Hippo the nonviolent brother of noted pugilist King Hippo?
  9. vander
    9. Posted by vander Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    hey folks until the lakers get rid of cupchak odom and walton they will not get to the finals next year period you have seen boston buy a championship ( RIGHT) now look at the trades that cupchak has made over the years, just go back and check them out . my guess is he has to be blackmailing jerry buss for blowing out his bum knee when he was playing for the lakers. before you coment do your homework go back and check kobie had to force him to get gosel and look at the butler trade and shack trade just for starters then go back and look at the other B. S. DEALS.
  10. WestCoast Laker
    10. Posted by WestCoast Laker Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    we Locked the Machine up...now go after Tayshaun Prince!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. daddy
    11. Posted by daddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    wheres the video?
  12. garrett lynn
    12. Posted by garrett lynn Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Thanks Skeets!
    Machine is in for more videos for at least for 3 more years!
  13. ilikebabies
    13. Posted by ilikebabies Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    err...scotty. the lakers got to the finals this year with both those players AND without Bynum. If anything, they have an even better chance of making it to the finals this year, even with the exact same team.
  14. Michael T
    14. Posted by Michael T Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    I am a full on LAKER'S fan. Vujacic need to land his spaceship!!! His nickname should be "the slug" not "the machine". Hitting shots in practice, showing up once every five game is not enough consistancy to nickname yourself anything. Then his defense consists of watching people drive by him, crying to the ref's and the flopping. Only validates him of being "a legend in his own mind" Sasha find an american dictionary find the word "humility" and try to add more of that to your game. Before you start with your chest pounding.
  15. bendgod
    15. Posted by bendgod Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    I agree with Skeets concerning Skeets. You do suck and should be fired. That added B.S you had to put into the recent Barkley blog was uncalled for and shows what type of bottom dwelling person you must be. Get a life, maybe a real job. I do not see why yahoo allows your nonsense and maybe with enough viewers expressing this feeling to yahoo, you won't be for long. About Sasha, maybe he can now afford some speach lessons and learn to talk some english. This is a good move for the lakers and do feel this will help them compete in the west again. Do feel that the hornets are right on there heals as well as the jazz and cannot rule out the spurs and sun's. The spurs are getting old and the suns have been screwing up with the addition of Shaq and the ill-advised move of letting coach go. Kerr is ruining the sun's chances of making it to the finals and they are my favorite team. But really, who cares right now. Baseball is winding down and football is about to get underway, and with that I wil close with....Go Dodgers and Go Raiders.
  16. BIGJIM
    16. Posted by BIGJIM Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    good stuff. I want to be besty friends with you too Machine.
  17. Jaymie
    17. Posted by Jaymie Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    If Sasha keeps on improving the way he did these past consecutive years then he should be worth it. Might even have a chance of becoming the 4th or 3rd scoring option for the Lakers. Go Lakers!
  18. V II IE T
    18. Posted by V II IE T Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    Hey earl...why dont you [profane] yourself back to work!
  19. Wolf!
    19. Posted by Wolf! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    Ha HA HA Kobe looks pissed
  20. AC
    20. Posted by AC Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    please stop calling this sorry excuse for an nba player "the machine". he gave himself the nickname. he is to sorry to be given a nickname like magic, air jordan, mailman, the big ticket. etc.... who in the world gives themselves nicknames. oh yeah maybe kobe bryant "the black mamba". what losers.
  21. Jeff G.
    21. Posted by Jeff G. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    Yes I'm a Lakers fan and yes I'm from Massachusetts.
    It is great to have Sasha back. The guy sets a single season team record percentage for three pointers. The Lakers have had some great three point shooters too. I was worried that they would not try too hard to get Sasha back I glad he his. He shows great effort and heart every night out and I'll take a guy who leaves it all on the floor. I believe the Lakers have one roster spot free now with Ronny going to Golden State can't wait to see who will fill the spot.
  22. Junipero Locke
    22. Posted by Junipero Locke Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Go LAKE-UHHS!
    562 love all day.
  23. Junipero Locke
    23. Posted by Junipero Locke Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Go LAKE-UHHS!
    562 love all day.
  24. tony
    24. Posted by tony Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:16 pm EDT

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    ur stupid he didnt give himself a nickname stu lantz gave it to him the machine rules
  25. gio s
    25. Posted by gio s Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    AC you're an idiot. he didn't give himself that nickname, joel myers did. why don't you go suck on your mom's tittie and shut the fawk up. dipsh1t.
    GO LAKERS

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