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Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:30 pm EDT

Video of the Day: Kobe Bryant drinks away the pain

By J.E. Skeets

Somewhere in Los Angeles this morning, Kobe Bryant, still wearing his suit and dress shoes, is groggily making his way to the refrigerator. His kitchen is littered with empty beer and liquor bottles, a chandelier lies broken on the floor, and Wee Man is passed out in the sink. "What a night," Kobe mutters to himself. "I think I sent Sasha to the hospital."

[High fives and 'Sager bombs' to Brahsome for the clip.] 

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  1. KOBE HATER
    1. Posted by KOBE HATER Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    Trying to be funny, What a jerk.
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    One swing a time to chop down a tree. And one step a time to climb a mountain. Pretty wise jerk tho...
  3. A Yahoo! User
    3. Posted by A Yahoo! User Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:15 pm EDT

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    Hahaha... he was a rapist n now is an alcoholic.. Ummm.. Dat reminds me of the life of a Primetime athlete who choked under pressure... Mike Tyson! Hahaha.. They both say stupid things in interviews, only da voice is different... Hahaha.. Wat a loser!
  4. Tiger (in the) Woods
    4. Posted by Tiger (in the) Woods Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

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    What was wrong about that... You people are very dumb!!! what else is he suppost to say...Jackass!
  5. ballerblogger
    5. Posted by ballerblogger Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Somewhere in Los Angeles this morning, Kobe Bryant, still wearing his suit and dress shoes, is groggily making his way to the refrigerator. His kitchen is littered with empty beer and liquor bottles, a chandelier lies broken on the floor, and Wee Man is passed out in the sink. "What a night," Kobe mutters to himself. "I think I sent Sasha to the hospital." - Skeets
    So wrong.
    Yet so funny.
  6. RICOCHET
    6. Posted by RICOCHET Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    NO LA funkysox , who ever said kobe was the next mj was very dumb ,, IS YOU , the french rapper plays amazing the best athletic ability , but still HAS NO GAME I Q basically a STUPID FAST GUY
  7. Tiger (in the) Woods
    7. Posted by Tiger (in the) Woods Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

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    I don't think Patrick Ewing was ever that smart, taco man..........Knicks stink!!
  8. RICOCHET
    8. Posted by RICOCHET Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    20 PT + DEFICIT COME BACK , KNICKS ALL THE WAY la funky panties
  9. tanida yungan
    9. Posted by tanida yungan Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    silky - smooth you are f*cking retard....you are just jealous of Kobe hahahaha
  10. tanida yungan
    10. Posted by tanida yungan Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    wilbur see you in 7
  11. tanida yungan
    11. Posted by tanida yungan Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    silbur all the player you mentioned are the ET Family please don' t forget to include Cassell
  12. SBT
    12. Posted by SBT Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    Kobe may want 20 shots, but he'll only finish 3 or 4 of them at best.
  13. A Yahoo! User
    13. Posted by A Yahoo! User Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:42 pm EDT

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    Louie D... Hahaha.. Dats funny! U must be a part of Kobes drinking competition or just a dumb Laker fan... Either way u must be dumb or retarded as f&^% to be thinkin im jealous of a butt rapist!! Hahaha
  14. popcontest
    14. Posted by popcontest Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    What an awkward human being he is. Tragically uncomfortable in his own skin.
  15. JMVandal (Formerly James M)
    15. Posted by JMVandal (Formerly James M) Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    i partied the lakers loss away too and i'm not even a fan!
  16. Mister Sparkle
    16. Posted by Mister Sparkle Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    There really isn't much for him to say to these questions. He knows they choked, everyone knows they choked, even he knows he choked.
    You can tell Kobe is pissed.
  17. clark k
    17. Posted by clark k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    i think Kobe isnt keen on winning another chanpionship ring. He's bent on winning the gold medal for the United States. At the start of the season wasn't he fuming on Mr. Buss...?
  18. Vladimir Uy
    18. Posted by Vladimir Uy Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    if kobe says he wants 20 shots, he'l probably take 30 shots and gulp down 18 on 60% shooting.... hahahaha
  19. kevin
    19. Posted by kevin Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:34 pm EDT

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    kobe ordered nineteen shots, but only six went down, just like the game. Be careful woman in eagle colorado, the rapist will be on the loose sunday night when the series is over
  20. Mon
    20. Posted by Mon Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    I'll suggest to Kobe a better comment that his lame wine and beer analogy. How about this: "Pierce castrated me and the Celtics team cut-off the balls of all other Lakers."
    But Lakers fans should rejoice. Pierce taught Kobe a valuable lesson in team basketball that he should be passing the ball instead of incessant ball-hogging. Now if he can only be observant enough of other lessons of supporting his teammates instead of scolding team, motivating your team mates instead of blaming them even for your own passing errors, being accepting instead of whining and execution of the coach's play rather than his own egotistical one-on-one theatrical maneuvers.
  21. irene s
    21. Posted by irene s Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Ha ha ha! I loved those faces of the lakers. Especially Kobe's. Sorry %^* lakers. You deserve to lose after your first half celebration of game four. Lakers are poor losers and a bunch of show offs. Glad they are down 1-3. Although I'm not a true Celtics fan, I am routing for them. They deserve to when because they don't act like a bunch of retards when they have the lead. they show composure. But Kobe is overrated and not a even close to MJ. Kobe is a poor loser and not a professional athlete. He is a cry baby drunkard. Ha Ha Ha! Go Suns!

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