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6. Louis Williams, 2007. Plays like watching Miss Universe on a 13-inch black-and-white television.

5. Tony Allen, 2006. Plays exactly like a summer league dunk.

4. Telfair to Green, 2006. Plays like an Eddie Murphy-like comedy starring a washed-up Shia LaBeouf.

3. Rudy Gay punks Yi Jianlian, 2007. Plays like a family being torn apart by a pack of wild dogs.

2. Pop Mensah-Bonsu, 2006 (Note: Pop goes pop at the 1:46 mark). Plays like the Gorillaz track Feel Good Inc..

1. Gerald Green, 2006. Plays like swallowing an "advanced" multi-vitamin made of nothing but celery.

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  1. travisf
    1. Posted by travisf Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:54 pm EDT

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    Thought the rudy gay dunk should win, until I saw gerald green chumpify some big clown.
    Damn!
  2. Kibbitz
    2. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Rudy Gay's is the best dunk. Straight-up clowned the bigger man on the block and threw it down in his grill. Gerald Green's has the best crowd reaction though.
  3. NoMaD
    3. Posted by NoMaD Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    Hey Skeets, got any Rod Benson Summer League Dunks?
  4. Maxx
    4. Posted by Maxx Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:20 pm EDT

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    If Tony Allen had stronger knees and a prettier jumpshot he would've been an all-star for sure.
  5. lashowtime24
    5. Posted by lashowtime24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    ooh boy this was some exciting stuff. Rudy really embarrass Yi but I got to give to Green for that facial he gave that big dude that was nasty.
  6. show me
    6. Posted by show me Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Green is a mother$ucker !
  7. Crismo
    7. Posted by Crismo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    #2, damn he gets high.
  8. Jay Michael Diola
    8. Posted by Jay Michael Diola Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    Benson cant jump dnt expect him to dunk
  9. : )
    9. Posted by : ) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:08 pm EDT

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    plays like some of my grandfathers old super 8 videos of the family vacation to a beach an hour away only not as clear
  10. Oric
    10. Posted by Oric Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    12, lol. How long ago was that again?
  11. Charles
    11. Posted by Charles Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    the pops dunk was clearly the most impressive.
  12. mlotto77
    12. Posted by mlotto77 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 pm EDT

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    Best dunk ever was Greg Oden taking a pass at the free-throw line and then a one hop hang over two defenders during last years play.
  13. Mitchell
    13. Posted by Mitchell Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    what about OJ Mayo's dunk earlier this week???
  14. Clinton Wai
    14. Posted by Clinton Wai Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:30 pm EDT

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    oden was a bench warmer
  15. justin-dubs
    15. Posted by justin-dubs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    Yo, Skeets...
    You try sooo hard to be funny. It's really embarrassing. Yahoo needs to find a new replacement for you.
    You're like the Gallagher of the Sports section.
    Keep hitting them watermelons, you joke.
  16. Joey S
    16. Posted by Joey S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    pops dunk did it for me
  17. Kb
    17. Posted by Kb Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    greens dunk was the right choice, the guy drove past one player just to dunk over another. why is this kid not getting any play time.
  18. Ron Mexico, TPF
    18. Posted by Ron Mexico, TPF Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    j.j. hickson schidt all over renaldo balkman yesterday in vegas. it was fantastic.
    danilo had a sweet putback last night. great anticipation.
    www.theproudfranchise.com
  19. Ron Mexico, TPF
    19. Posted by Ron Mexico, TPF Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    wowwwww gerald green's dunk = PWNAGE!
    www.theproudfranchise.com
  20. chris s
    20. Posted by chris s Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    isn't the capital of california, california city?
  21. emgmpg
    21. Posted by emgmpg Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    They all sucked
  22. JOHN
    22. Posted by JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Standing for Yi. Other players got punked but why say punked on the foreign dude. Your right its fun to pick on asian dudes. By the way there was no help side.
  23. Adam B
    23. Posted by Adam B Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    that had to be the worst captions i've ever seen for anything!! You're not on sportcenter! this guy needs someone else to write his jokes, they make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!
  24. Brian B
    24. Posted by Brian B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Tony Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

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