Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:06 pm EDT
Because top ten lists are so bourgeois ...
6. Louis Williams, 2007. Plays like watching Miss Universe on a 13-inch black-and-white television.
5. Tony Allen, 2006. Plays exactly like a summer league dunk.
4. Telfair to Green, 2006. Plays like an Eddie Murphy-like comedy starring a washed-up Shia LaBeouf.
3. Rudy Gay punks Yi Jianlian, 2007. Plays like a family being torn apart by a pack of wild dogs.
2. Pop Mensah-Bonsu, 2006 (Note: Pop goes pop at the 1:46 mark). Plays like the Gorillaz track Feel Good Inc..
1. Gerald Green, 2006. Plays like swallowing an "advanced" multi-vitamin made of nothing but celery.
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Posted Nov 25 2009
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You try sooo hard to be funny. It's really embarrassing. Yahoo needs to find a new replacement for you.
You're like the Gallagher of the Sports section.
Keep hitting them watermelons, you joke.
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danilo had a sweet putback last night. great anticipation.
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