Tue Nov 16 09:00am EST
I mean, really, really, really wanted a low five?
Of course you do:
This wasn't enough for Minnesota Timberwolves web editor/reporter Jonah Ballow, who decided to launch his own investigation into what, exactly, went wrong between Love and Johnson, and what these two youngsters planned on doing about it.
Thanks to the Timberwolves for allowing us to share this shocking expose with you.