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"I've seen it all. Sasha dunked on somebody. I'm ready to retire now," Kobe Bryant joked about Vujacic's slamma-jamma-bing-bong. That, and I'm going to start stockpiling canned goods and loading the shotguns, KB may or may not have added. The Apocalypse is upon us all.

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  1. Mind TrixXx
    1. Posted by Mind TrixXx Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:48 pm EDT

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    Nice dunk. Machine out like trout...LoL.
  2. DICK SMOTHERS
    2. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Machine make nice play.
  3. Durim K
    3. Posted by Durim K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    that was a sick dunk too...
    slamma-jamma-bing-bong rofl
  4. the antoine
    4. Posted by the antoine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    damn no shout out or anything.. glad the machine is getting some much needed face time tho haha get a good start to the Vujacic Modeling Agency
  5. jordan c
    5. Posted by jordan c Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    that guy that ran out of his seat in the stands..funny
    He was trying to be all coy about it after he did it
  6. Bullsfan2009
    6. Posted by Bullsfan2009 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Its about time he does something worth a damn. Maybe if he quits his crying he'd be somebody.
  7. dennis007
    7. Posted by dennis007 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:15 pm EDT

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    #6 lakers all the way bby
  8. Tito
    8. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Damn, Sasha did that? Well damn, there's hope for the Clippers next year after all.
  9. Uncle Bobby B
    9. Posted by Uncle Bobby B Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    It was an omen
  10. BiZMaN
    10. Posted by BiZMaN Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Revenge of the machine!!!!!
  11. CB
    11. Posted by CB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    Hold up Skeets!! Only Lebron has no regard for human life.. You can't steal another man's stuff..
  12. Crest
    12. Posted by Crest Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    The machine sucks but this, I must admit, was nice.
  13. icyme
    13. Posted by icyme Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    told you guys yesterday about the machine...........lol
  14. Gnome
    14. Posted by Gnome Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    im with Kobe. i never thought i'd see the day
  15. theo_godwyn
    15. Posted by theo_godwyn Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    Great passing and teamwork. Where was Kobe? The rest of the team was cheering off the court or giving Sasha high fives on the court. Derek Fisher looks like the team leader. Everyone was around him on the sidelines. KB was absent from the celebration.
  16. Jaymie
    16. Posted by Jaymie Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Sasha!!!
  17. shane
    17. Posted by shane Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    Wow,Slama Jamma Bing Bong
  18. Khita C
    18. Posted by Khita C Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    good for him
  19. charles
    19. Posted by charles Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:59 pm EDT

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    Machine make big dunk. See lots of surprise. Wonder, why everyone surprised?
  20. the antoine
    20. Posted by the antoine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    Kobe was falling out of his seat with Ariza.. you can see it on the second angle.. way to make something out of nothing..
  21. Alex
    21. Posted by Alex Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    good pass!
  22. ivans
    22. Posted by ivans Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Fire skeets.
  23. IIirfoII
    23. Posted by IIirfoII Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    wow theo... typical kobe hater! he's up and celebrating with ariza! u dumb idiot!!!
  24. IsaiahJ
    24. Posted by IsaiahJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    kobe was celebrating too you moron everone wasnt around fisher he was just in the front of the crowd
  25. IIirfoII
    25. Posted by IIirfoII Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    haha charles, good stuff!

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