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Wed Jul 28 12:00pm PDT

Video: Ron Artest interviews Ron Artest

By Trey Kerby

Ron Artest(notes) is a really good interview subject, no doy. In fact, after his two now-legendary interviews following Game 7 of the 2010 finals, there's hardly an argument to be made for another NBAer to take his spot as best in the game. He's that good.

Basically, the only way to make a Ron Artest interview better is to add more Ron Artest. Unfortunately, cloning technologies aren't safe enough to use yet. Thankfully, video editing software is totally legit, allowing ESPN to do the unthinkable and putting two Ron Artests in the same room. Amazingly, no one was seriously hurt, except your stomach from laughing so hard.

Jeepers, I thought the "Thriller" explanation for No. 37 was convoluted, but it turns out Ron Artest is the "Da Vinci Code" of jersey choices. Based on his favorite movie choice — "Titanic," natch — he'd probably be OK with that comparison. Hey, it's "like a full circle," just like his new "ESPN RULES" haircut is "full crazy."

But seriously you guys, we need to get Ron Artest and Celine Dion in the studio together, post-haste. A Ron Artest rap song sampling "My Heart Will Go On" needs to happen yesterday.

(h/t Steeebo)

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  1. shoaib s
    1. Posted by shoaib s Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:27 pm EDT

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    Ron Artest should replace Try Kerby as a blogger for yahoo sports.
    Discuss.
  2. XL
    2. Posted by XL Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:36 pm EDT

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    This is gold
  3. Anton
    3. Posted by Anton Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:50 pm EDT

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    Somebody get Celine Dion on the phone!!
  4. writerpatty
    4. Posted by writerpatty Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:05 pm EDT

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    Lol
  5. Adam
    5. Posted by Adam Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:33 pm EDT

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    Ron ArTEST interviewing RON Artest. Two different people, yep.
  6. ounces
    6. Posted by ounces Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:59 pm EDT

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    I cannot honestly believe this only lasts 2:43. Discuss.
  7. TJ
    7. Posted by TJ Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:26 pm EDT

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    Newsflash: Pluto ain't a planet Ron Ron...
  8. MEM
    8. Posted by MEM Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:42 pm EDT

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    37 is 73 upside down? Love you Ron Ron. Congrats on your ring. You deserve it.
  9. DAP
    9. Posted by DAP Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:15 am EDT

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    "What planet do you wanna visit the most?"
    lmao
    something Arest would ask hahaha....
  10. noti n
    10. Posted by noti n Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:16 am EDT

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    lol//artest the man!
  11. Man On a Mission
    11. Posted by Man On a Mission Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:23 am EDT

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    doesn't his wife already have a ring?...o wait...thats rite...ron gave her a Ring Pop instead...poor woman
  12. Altered Carbon
    12. Posted by Altered Carbon Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:27 am EDT

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    Fantastic!
    Ron is better at just being himself than any other cliched athlete in the NBA. Good for him.
  13. DJ
    13. Posted by DJ Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:31 am EDT

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    haha i think ron knows whats up...there is no way he is just oblivious to the way he acts...hes a homeboy!
  14. Gabriel Herrera
    14. Posted by Gabriel Herrera Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:06 am EDT

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    ron can crush leborn for sure.
  15. misterio
    15. Posted by misterio Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:48 am EDT

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    Its good!
  16. AllenL
    16. Posted by AllenL Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:32 am EDT

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    Why is Ron Artest so cool?
  17. aivale
    17. Posted by aivale Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:49 am EDT

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    ron ron is finally himself..this wat LA can do for u players..."Whats ur Dream Lebron?" get a ring..NOT IN MIAMI..lmao..ron u going to win another ring maybe even two or three more..Lakers picked up some great players..congrat Mitch..for doing a grea job..
  18. anony-moose
    18. Posted by anony-moose Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:30 am EDT

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    Crazy.
  19. Adrian
    19. Posted by Adrian Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:00 am EDT

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    Definitely he is a sparkling figure. He has a charm of his own. Lakers are heavy artilery.
  20. Mark J
    20. Posted by Mark J Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:34 am EDT

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    He reminds me, in a more conservative way, of Dennis Rodman......
  21. Zodar
    21. Posted by Zodar Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 am EDT

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    Wait guys until Lebron will interview himself next year! hahaha
  22. MAQ47
    22. Posted by MAQ47 Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:20 pm EDT

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    when the lakers sign Ron, i was a little worried... but now I'm just loving it. Can't wait for the 3-peat. Might as well give it to the lakers today
  23. kamichi-Na-kamichi
    23. Posted by kamichi-Na-kamichi Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:11 pm EDT

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    Did you guys see the pic on the front page of yahoo sport, where the 3 clowns are giggling like 3 little girls in heat? Could it be more low and disgusting than that? Cmon, I would rather they showed meaness, like they are going to kick you where the sun don't shine or something. And look at those eyes, side way looking they both are going to smoocht wade. Yuck. Yeap, its official now, LBJ and Bosh are Waade's B*tches. Wait da minute, could they be .....? Nah.
  24. Morfeo
    24. Posted by Morfeo Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:23 pm EDT

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    Love Ron ron. He is a cool dude and much luv to tha Worm!! Rodman!! Good to hear Ron ron give him Props.

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