Mon Nov 02 12:40pm EST
A few things learned from the Detroit Pistons' Halloween video above:
1. Rip Hamilton cares not for your apples, old woman.
2. Generally speaking, Big Ben Wallace(notes) likes homemade cookies — just not on October 31st.
3. Austin Daye's(notes) mom is evil.
4. Jason Maxiell(notes) washes down babies with bars of soap.
5. Rodney Stuckey(notes) really likes Halloween.