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Maurice had a big ol' Samb, his jersey was white as snow
And everywhere that Maurice went, that Samb was sure to throw
He followed Mo to the rim one day, which was against the rule
It made the Hawks bench laugh and play, to see poor Samb get schooled
"Why does Samb love Mo so much?" The eager readers cry
"Why, Mo loves Samb, oh don't you know," it gets him on Ball Don't Lie
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  1. inyoface71
    1. Posted by inyoface71 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    Dear, "Joe the GM",
    How does that 2006 trade look now?
    Sincerely,
    Mo Evans
    ~iyf
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Hm hmmm....
    Maurice had a big ol' Samb, his jersey was white as snow
    And everywhere that Maurice went, that Samb was sure to throw
    He waited for Mo at the rim one day, which was against the rule
    It made the Hawks bench laugh and play, to see poor Samb get schooled
    "Why does that Samb test Mo so much?" The eager readers cry
    "Why, Mo loves Samb, oh don't you know," it gets him on Ball Don't Lie ...
    You know, nice effort. But he was there before him. If someone ever followed somebody else to the rim, that was Jason Maxiell and Kevin Garnett. We know who ate the baby. (Reminder: http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2cZ5Y3_sWh0)
  3. CB
    3. Posted by CB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    that was nice although his post dunk celebration was weak... nobody celebrates after a dunk better than the old shawn kemp...lol
  4. Ben Q. Rock
    4. Posted by Ben Q. Rock Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    Dude just won himself $1 from Marvin Williams, who bet he would be the first to dunk on Samb.
  5. flav
    5. Posted by flav Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    haha, nice
  6. Its TayTay Bitch
    6. Posted by Its TayTay Bitch Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 pm EDT

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    that was sick.
    hey skeets has anyone ever told you you look like bj novak's character ryan in the office?
  7. lamachine
    7. Posted by lamachine Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:36 pm EDT

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    Now he just needs to make a consistent jumpshot, and then I'll take him seriously.
  8. J.E. Skeets
    8. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Jiri Welsch? Yes. That guy from Incubus. Sometimes. Nash? Rarely. BJ Novak? That's a new one.
  9. samo10194
    9. Posted by samo10194 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:02 pm EDT

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    daaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. the_piston_31
    10. Posted by the_piston_31 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    Samb was the guy the Lakers traded to the Pistons for Mo Evans. Oh the irony..
  11. SHOT
    11. Posted by SHOT Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    Yeah, he sure ran down the court like nothing happened. I guess Mo doesn't get into taunting.
  12. SFSantana
    12. Posted by SFSantana Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    too bad his jumpshot was bad....and his defense was suspect...or else maybe he'd still be in detroit.
  13. Reggie J
    13. Posted by Reggie J Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:35 pm EDT

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    A Reverse Facial!!!
  14. Jay
    14. Posted by Jay Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Come on, up to bench celebration the Hawks are still competing with the C's? Bench reaction after Bill Walker's facial still tops the list.
  15. johnny i
    15. Posted by johnny i Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    haha.. that was pretty sick
  16. Arthur K
    16. Posted by Arthur K Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    Why does Mo love Samb so much?
    Because he was traded for him to the Lakers
  17. JAMAL
    17. Posted by JAMAL Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    Is that the NBA LIVE move?
    Damn!!! Just like the video game
  18. f12
    18. Posted by f12 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    are yall serious about mo evans. his defense isnt suspect. he has great defense and a good jumper. yall need to watch more games cuz mo evans is a great player. im a maic fan and i watched all there games last year and im mad orlando didnt resign him. do ur thing mo.
  19. jeff
    19. Posted by jeff Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    pistons got rid of mo evans because he couldn't manage to steal minutes away from CARLOS DELFINO and started complaining about it
    enjoy his 32% shooting atlanta nice preseason win
  20. t-dub
    20. Posted by t-dub Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:13 pm EDT

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    that was sick i. i thought that boy was old. i had no clue he could get up like that. i think i might go try that on somebody
  21. Chris
    21. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    I think its great when player make an exciting play like that and then run down the court and get ready to play defense instead of showboating . . . Great job Mo . . .
  22. Junipero Locke
    22. Posted by Junipero Locke Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Yup, Mo Evans is legit.
    Go Lakers!
  23. MizMarvel
    23. Posted by MizMarvel Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    WOW that really sucked,Mo Evans is really going to bust his a*s to try and prove the Magic they made a huge mistake by not resigning him by throwing up 30 shots per game and hitting 30 percent of them ha.
  24. Nate
    24. Posted by Nate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    haha it looks like one of those unrealistic dunks from NBA Live where when u do it, u just like, wow that was stupid cuz nobody really does it in real life. but here it is
  25. Joey D
    25. Posted by Joey D Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    is it just me or does most everyone sound like Jim Rome on here?

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