I can't believe I'm going to type this, but Stephon Marbury(notes) has been live broadcasting on the Internet for nearly a week now, somewhere between 18-to-24 hours a day. (Time flies when you're not being put in a box.)
Since last Friday, the free agent guard has eaten a tub of Vaseline, cried while listening to Kirk Franklin's "Lean On Me" track, danced in front of the mirror, listened to Degrassi Drake songs (repeatedly!) and asked for a billion dollars — and your love — all on camera. It's been a wild ride.
And hey, speaking of rides, check out Starbury's latest highlight/lowlight/was-that-a-red-light, via Deadspin and FanHouse: Marbury's car getting hit (around the 1:45 mark) as he sings "Happy Birthday" live from the backseat. Don't worry, no one is hurt. "It ain't nothin' but the Devil."
C'mon, admit it — for a second there, you were convinced Marbury's car had just reached the end of the set.