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Want to see how to treat a lady? Of course you do, Urkel. In this new four minute-ish Nike "After Six" commercial, LeBron James — aka Biz LeBron — turns up the sexiness with his new LBJ kicks and the Pussycat Dolls' lead singer, Nicole Scherzinger. Smooth music, dim lights and a sexy lady in sneakers — yes, soft core Nike has arrived, people.

I can't believe people are already calling this the greatest commercial ever. Are you kidding me? Why? Because it's got a Pussycat Doll in it? Wow. Look, don't get me wrong, the ad has some funny lines — I especially like the "genuine leather" quip at the end — but overall the commercial was too long and way too boring. Get Nicole in the pool, and then come see me.

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  1. Benjamin P
    1. Posted by Benjamin P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    I think this commercial was lame.
  2. Ray F
    2. Posted by Ray F Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    Stupid!
  3. JONESONTHENBA
    3. Posted by JONESONTHENBA Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    I think it's great. It's funny and it highlights the shoe itself. So many sneaker commercials fail to do that these days.
  4. Billy W.
    4. Posted by Billy W. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    Now if one were to substitute Steve Nash into this commercial, we'd actually have the best spot of all time.
  5. young ice cube ftw
    5. Posted by young ice cube ftw Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:55 pm EDT

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    lil penny lebrons split personalities
    but still funny
    good looking kicks too
  6. wyatt
    6. Posted by wyatt Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    That's cool
  7. SandyM
    7. Posted by SandyM Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:12 pm EDT

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    Funny and sixy!
  8. eweatherby
    8. Posted by eweatherby Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..Ohhhh is it over?.....Sorry was sleeping...What was the shoe again?...Nice Afro..was this a throw back to what?..why? .....If this is an easy way for their PR company to get reaction to an ad prior to full production and distribution?
    Cheap, bad,boring and I would be looking for a new PR/Ad firm if I were NIKE
  9. triple3t
    9. Posted by triple3t Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    that was a long comercial! corny but funny
  10. CB
    10. Posted by CB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    great commercial.. oh girl is banging....
  11. don e
    11. Posted by don e Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    If you didn't know T & A = fame then you've got a lot to learn in life. How slow and boring could this commercial be? Looks like Reebok got the upper hand on Nike in terms of comedy, they've actually got funny athletes like D-Howard and Gil. Stick to the NBA bron...or jump over a moving car...somethin...anythin... or just let injury plagued Gilbert goof off in front of the cameras.
  12. tigga77_2003
    12. Posted by tigga77_2003 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    She is nice... but that comercial sucked... I agree with J.E. on this one, get her in a pool with a little bikini and then you will move some shoes.
  13. Summer H
    13. Posted by Summer H Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:47 pm EDT

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    I think that commercial was awsome.... and the shoes were tight...
  14. speedzx7
    14. Posted by speedzx7 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    Kinda boring. You know that is Lewis Hamiltons girl. Mclaren Mercedes F1 driver.
  15. charina
    15. Posted by charina Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    i never post a comment, but when i saw this i knew i had to. that was the DUMBEST thing i EVER saw.
  16. Daniel C
    16. Posted by Daniel C Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    lame
  17. Chris H
    17. Posted by Chris H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    kobe's rock band commercial was a LOT better, like a 2304902940923842098X better. geez, but nicole is hawt as hell.. woooweeee..
  18. MrPhenomenal
    18. Posted by MrPhenomenal Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:30 pm EDT

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    Whats Ben Wallace doing in this commercial??????
  19. pearl m
    19. Posted by pearl m Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:05 pm EDT

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    it was too funny. now, not as funny as the previous lebron's commercials...but definately equal..
  20. newcadia
    20. Posted by newcadia Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:36 pm EDT

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    30 seconds would've been fine for this joke. Like a Saturday Night Live sketch that goes on too long.
  21. trustjms
    21. Posted by trustjms Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    yup...dat was stupified stupid
  22. mywifesmooseknuckle
    22. Posted by mywifesmooseknuckle Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    Now I know what to watch when I can't fall asleep.
  23. Ty
    23. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    OMG...I think I just saw my new BABY MAMA...and the shoes were nice too.
  24. Moe L
    24. Posted by Moe L Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    the only thing hot about this spot was the music selection... they are classics!
    Period!

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