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According to WikiAnswers, the best way to say goodbye to someone you love is to tell them that your mom is making pot roast for dinner and that you have to go. Of course, your loved one will be like, "No, please don't go," but then you just cry a little and say, "I'm sorry, this is the way it has to be; these are out final goodbyes."

Or, you know, create for them a creepy goodbye video with funky techno beats. Whatever works, really.

Cheers, Motown String Music.

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  1. Kevin H
    1. Posted by Kevin H Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Skeets is the worst reporter, writer, whatever.
  2. 3xpo
    2. Posted by 3xpo Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    is this basshunter music....
  3. jawad
    3. Posted by jawad Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    lol this was actually pretty good
  4. Travis
    4. Posted by Travis Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    Wow, that is both creepy and pretty damn funny.
    Gordon's shot is amazing. I might go so far to say that his jumper is sweeter than Ray Allen's. I know, I know, I'll probably be in the minority on that, but I like the position of Gordon's left hand over Ray's, and Gordon's got more arc than Ray, releasing at the peak of a pretty good jump -- he's got some serious elevation when he shoots. Pretty.
  5. jaythemon
    5. Posted by jaythemon Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    jokes enough
  6. Travis
    6. Posted by Travis Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    That isn't to say that Ray's shot is anything but sweet, though:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IPuD8bGdts&feature=fvw
  7. Travis
    7. Posted by Travis Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Hmm, they both get the left hand off right away. Gordon's right arm goes almost straight up. Crazy arc.
    I'm done talking to myself now.
  8. Travis
    8. Posted by Travis Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Hmm, they both get the left hand off right away. Gordon's right arm goes almost straight up. Crazy arc.
    I'm done talking to myself now.
  9. Bibz
    9. Posted by Bibz Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:26 pm EDT

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    That ally-oop he caught over the cavs player (newble?, dudley?) was pretty nice. No coincidence he didnt have many defensive plays in that highlight package though.
  10. Boom
    10. Posted by Boom Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:09 pm EDT

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    Yo #10.........Thats some funny ish.
  11. Aki
    11. Posted by Aki Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:10 am EDT

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    lol @ 1
    i agree with you. skeets is the worst!!!!!!!
    hey skeets, why dont you get another job? like deliver pizza or something. now that's real work.
  12. Mac
    12. Posted by Mac Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:29 pm EDT

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    "these ouT final goodbyes" I agree, get a real job skeets.
  13. NEpatsOrlndomagic
    13. Posted by NEpatsOrlndomagic Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    he was pretty good in Chicago they wil miss him
  14. Lakergirl
    14. Posted by Lakergirl Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:09 pm EDT

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    BG was clutch but also hogged the ball and played no defense
  15. bob hope
    15. Posted by bob hope Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:16 pm EDT

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    come on people...news aint exactly flowing from the basketball world right now.
  16. bob hope
    16. Posted by bob hope Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:19 pm EDT

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    also he's not reporting crap. He's blogging about basketball related stories. If it's reporting you want look up AP or Reuters or something. Blogging is mostly opinionated material or topic of discussion.
  17. Nate P
    17. Posted by Nate P Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:09 am EDT

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    Too bad the bulls lost him and took a step back losing him, he is there only big shot maker w/o him last year they would have lost in 5.
    Dumb ass bulls why wouldnt you re-sign you best shooter and scoring from the perimeter, now they have to put the ball in salmons hands and watch him dribble around to take a contested jumper.
  18. Julie H
    18. Posted by Julie H Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:40 am EDT

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    Kobe freakin' raped someone!
  19. Julie H
    19. Posted by Julie H Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:40 am EDT

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    Kobe freakin' raped someone!
  20. grymreapa
    20. Posted by grymreapa Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:32 pm EDT

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    there is nothing wrong with techno manlove...
  21. hey man
    21. Posted by hey man Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:56 am EDT

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    great video
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