August 17, 2009
OK, it's official, there is nothing Chicago Bulls' forward James Johnson(notes) can't do; nothing he doesn't know. He is the new-age Mr. Perfect. He is obviously a talented basketball player. He is an undefeated kickboxer and mixed martial artist. And he is completely unbounded by time, space or causality. Break it down, James.
I'm no Mr. Freeze or Crazy Legs of the Rock Steady Crew, but those were some solid looking windmills. If the Bulls' in-arena game team is wise, they'll play Afrika Bambaataa's "Planet Rock" after every J.J. bucket.