October 22, 2009
If I'm ever allowed back into the Kings' locker room (long story short: Funderburke once busted me for "borrowing" one of Vlade Divac's cigarettes), you can be damn sure I'm going to give rookie Tyreke Evans(notes) a box of Ladurée macaroons. Is he French, you ask? No. But does his sick step through in transition remind me of a certain international star? You bet. Thus, free sweets for everyone! Do the math.
And yes, I'm still awake.