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Saturday's Halloween game between the Sacramento Kings and San Antonio Spurs was delayed when a bat began flying around the court — that is, until Spurs guard Manu Ginobili(notes) whacked the bat out of midair with his hand like a freakin' cat! ("Manu who catch bat with hand accomplish anything."Mr. Miyagi)

With the bat dazed and confused, Manu calmly picked up the flying mammal, walked it over to an usher and delivered his kill. After a quick squirt of hand sanitizer the game was back on. No bat, no problem.

The NBA: If it's not one thing, it's a flying hawk, you know?

And oh, just in case PETA is reading, my sources tell me the bat was released outside the arena.

UPDATE: The bat is dead. Long live the bat!

UPDATE2: He's back from the dead! Spurs claim the bat it still alive.

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  1. MaxHuang24
    1. Posted by MaxHuang24 Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:34 pm EDT

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    HOLY hahaha
    he jst pwned the bat!
    how did it get there anyway..
  2. Kenny C
    2. Posted by Kenny C Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    Y was Blair flinching like a girl? lol
  3. Anthony
    3. Posted by Anthony Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    I used to like Manu until he incorporated the "flop" so heavily into his game. I remember when he was either a rookie or a sophomore but he threw a mean reversal jam down on the Lakers. Thats what I remembered him for. Now I remember him for flopping and getting hurt. Still a good player though. Always a 6th Man of the Year candidate. Pretty cool story though. Wonder if PETA takes offense to this? Lol
  4. Mad Bladder
    4. Posted by Mad Bladder Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:39 pm EDT

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    That's it. The 09-10 season is over. Nothing will be better.
  5. Subotai
    5. Posted by Subotai Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:39 pm EDT

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    1st - and never doubt Manu's killer instinct
  6. Mike
    6. Posted by Mike Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:39 pm EDT

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    omg, lol, Manu has quick hands.
    Cue the Peta meltdown in 3...2...1..
  7. J.E. Skeets
    7. Posted by J.E. Skeets Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:43 pm EDT

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    "That's it. The 09-10 season is over. Nothing will be better."
    I agree — blog closed.
    Thanks for reading, guys.
  8. Dr. Feelgood
    8. Posted by Dr. Feelgood Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    hahahahahaha. that dude was flinching like a girl. manu ain't scared.
  9. Ryan S
    9. Posted by Ryan S Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:02 pm EDT

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    he shouldn't have grabed the bat with bare hands. bats often have rabies. one bite and its 7-8 shots.
    sweet knocking it out of the air though-hard to do.
  10. Russell H
    10. Posted by Russell H Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:04 pm EDT

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    Uh oh PETA will be all over this
  11. Ryan S
    11. Posted by Ryan S Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:06 pm EDT

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    ...i just watched it. manu has done this before....not on a court maybe. if you watch the vid, he waited to swat at the bat until it was by him- his hand came in behind the bat. its a good way to avoid the bats 'radar' their ears usaly point forward.
  12. Lil Debo
    12. Posted by Lil Debo Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:14 pm EDT

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    this guy thinks he's a scientist
  13. Dudeman
    13. Posted by Dudeman Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:15 pm EDT

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    Look at Manu crouch like a cat!
  14. Dudeman
    14. Posted by Dudeman Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:16 pm EDT

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    Ryan ur an idiot.
  15. MattD
    15. Posted by MattD Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:16 pm EDT

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    Jeeezzzzz H. How the hell? Terrific hand-eye coordination.
  16. J0HN
    16. Posted by J0HN Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:25 pm EDT

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    lmao thats crazy ...
  17. lolek
    17. Posted by lolek Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:36 pm EDT

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    NBA : Where Amazing Halloween Happens!
  18. Beach
    18. Posted by Beach Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:37 pm EDT

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    Poor bat. :(
    Whoever brought the bat into the stadium should be ashamed of themselves. I don't care if it's Halloween... bats are not "play things"!
  19. Javier N
    19. Posted by Javier N Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:41 pm EDT

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    i always knew manu had quick hands...he averages 1.5 stls after all lol
  20. YANKEE55
    20. Posted by YANKEE55 Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:44 pm EDT

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    Great move was drinking my beer at game and spit it out on ladies hair , so cool ,not the spit on lady but the KILLER MOVE OF MANU LOL THAT MADE OUR NIGHT .
  21. LkbDcb
    21. Posted by LkbDcb Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:49 pm EDT

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    funny! haha.
  22. frokizer
    22. Posted by frokizer Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:50 pm EDT

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    coincidently im watching batman forever......lmao on abc family channel....lmao.....jim carrey saying "riddle me this!!!!!!!!!!!" manu ginobili is da batman....i mean bruce wayne.....lol
  23. evolution_824
    23. Posted by evolution_824 Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:53 pm EDT

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    San Antonio and Austin have one of the largest bat colonies in the US. That bat probably flew in, no one had to bring it in - I mean who is going to stop it??? Good hands Manu but Blair - wow...Man up B!
  24. No Sympathy
    24. Posted by No Sympathy Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:59 pm EDT

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    I bet that bat heard about the Raider pigeon and wanted to be in a sports game.
  25. Jason
    25. Posted by Jason Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:01 am EDT

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    What about the mascot being dressed as Batman? And having a net? I think he did it.
    I found a dead bat on Halloween at school once - creeped me out!

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