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Perhaps frustrated by the lack of interest on the NBA, European and South Korean free agent market, Internet star Stephon Marbury(notes) posted comments on his Twitter page not too long ago that sounded like he was ready to call it a career.

"Basketball is just a game. I will say it again. 14 years 250 million. Hold that. I'm good. Thank you Jesus for the blessing. Thanks NBA," Marbury tweeted in early September before pumping the Kirk Franklin tunes and recycling those pesky cardboard boxes once and for all.

But wait! Not so fast, says one NBA Development League team owner! Come to Utah!

"I am the owner of the Utah Flash NBA D-League team. Why not come play for us this season," tweet-asked Brandt Andersen Wednesday. "Fans would love having [you]."

Giddy with anticipation, albeit skeptical, Ball Don't Lie contacted Andersen via e-mail to expand on his invitation and tell us why he thought the Flash could be a good fit for Marbury's non-existant career.

With tongue firmly planted in cheek, here's Andersen's, um, reasoning:

• The D-League has always been about chances. In this case, it's a third or fourth chance for Stephon to make it back, but I am convinced he will make the most of it.

• Much like his shoes, this would be an opportunity to show that he plays the game for the love and not the money. He has shown with his most recent "all access video streaming" that he wants to be a man of the people. There is no better way to do that than with the Utah Flash in the D-League. Coming here to play will show everyone the true Starbury.

• His fans want to see him play basketball as much as they want to see him swallow Vaseline.

• This gives him a chance to show all the NBA teams that he is a humble guy and not afraid to do whatever for the game. It shows a total love and commitment for the game.

• Playing for the Flash will give Marbury a chance to connect with those people who will buy his $15 shoes. The people that attend our games will really appreciate that about him. He becomes a true "man of the people" a blue-collar guy we love.

• Think of the comeback story ... Marbury ruins any chances of getting an NBA deal with crazy antics over the summer, but then battles his way back through the D-League to get back on a NBA roster. It's a rags to riches to rags back to riches story. The book and movie deals will far surpass any forgone salary he would have received.

Prophet Marbury in Mormon country? Yes, please and thank you.

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  1. greg v
    1. Posted by greg v Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:44 pm EDT

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    i think he can still play
  2. hitokiri_battousai
    2. Posted by hitokiri_battousai Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    i believe that he can still play, but the question is will he play @ D-League?
  3. M H
    3. Posted by M H Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:11 pm EDT

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    He can still play it is the nuttiness you would have to deal with. He is still a 20pt guy and so i say why not. It is crazy but hey if he is playing for extremely less money it might raise some eyebrows. Nothing to lose and everything to gain.
    Good luck Steph
  4. M H
    4. Posted by M H Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:11 pm EDT

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    He can still play it is the nuttiness you would have to deal with. He is still a 20pt guy and so i say why not. It is crazy but hey if he is playing for extremely less money it might raise some eyebrows. Nothing to lose and everything to gain.
    Good luck Steph
  5. sam spade
    5. Posted by sam spade Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:17 pm EDT

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    after his Twitter escapade; he had to be certified by a psychologist before he can even get a try out. His problems are beyond basketball. he needs to get help.
  6. yeaa yeaa
    6. Posted by yeaa yeaa Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    i love steph.. hes been one of my fav players.. although is attitude is always skeptical.. but still.. if he does this.. he'll win his chances no matter what.. show the world steph.. show how you did it back in the day in coney island!
  7. TrevorP
    7. Posted by TrevorP Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    I live in Utah and I would love to see this come to fruition. I would get tickets and drive the hour and a half it would take to go see him play!!!
  8. youngjet
    8. Posted by youngjet Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:13 pm EDT

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    This makes sense.. Dew you see Starbury dewing anything that makes sense? J.R. Rider could go with him if he is serious about playing again.. The D-League could be christened the Second Chance League.. Whenever guys screw-up, they have to dew a stint in the Second Chance League.. Starting with gun-toting Delonte West..
  9. youngjet
    9. Posted by youngjet Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    This makes sense.. Dew you see Starbury dewing anything that makes sense? J.R. Rider could go with him if he is serious about playing again.. The D-League could be christened the Second Chance League.. Whenever guys screw-up, they have to dew a stint in the Second Chance League.. Starting with gun-toting Delonte West..
  10. Nunya
    10. Posted by Nunya Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:19 pm EDT

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    Do it starbury!
  11. Chickenhead
    11. Posted by Chickenhead Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:57 pm EDT

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    Do it just like your successful venture with Steve & Barry. Oh wait, they shut down.
  12. jazz
    12. Posted by jazz Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:29 pm EDT

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    Nice photoshopping ...
  13. mcwelk
    13. Posted by mcwelk Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:31 pm EDT

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    Sign me up to be the Ghost-Face-Killah writer.
    P.S. I own a pair of Starburys.
  14. pooooter
    14. Posted by pooooter Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:33 pm EDT

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    Ha, it's too bad there's no canadian basketball association for these idiots to come to. I think if starbury really wants to make an impact on the league he should sign up for this referee training.
  15. moviegripv
    15. Posted by moviegripv Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    Of course he can still play the game, and by far one of the best in the game... But the NBA has a way of taking good players like "Marbury" throw money at them and if he doesn't dance the way they want him instead of the way they first saw him they have a funny way of trying to ruin you... Boston gave him a chance but if you know basketball you would have seen that Stephon just wasn't the same and one game he look like the Stephon of old... Playing the way he knew how, play the game Stephon and enjoy what you do... Not to mention make the money they owe it to you...
  16. OBLIGATO HATES U!!!
    16. Posted by OBLIGATO HATES U!!! Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:57 pm EDT

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    I agree it would be a good look for Stephon if he played in the D-League
  17. KnicksChyck33
    17. Posted by KnicksChyck33 Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:16 pm EDT

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    Starbury is the NBA's Kanye. But hey, everyone loves a clown...right?
  18. RAH
    18. Posted by RAH Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:26 pm EDT

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    His arms and head are two diff skin tones in that pic.....
  19. stinkyknicks
    19. Posted by stinkyknicks Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:37 pm EDT

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    take the money and shove it up your......what a waist of money too on a loser. NBA doesn't need him at all.
  20. stinkyknicks
    20. Posted by stinkyknicks Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:40 pm EDT

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    He is a fake anyway,,,so the fake photo applies....An average street player would bust him routinely too....I know I could.
  21. Ceaser
    21. Posted by Ceaser Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    this aint the same 20/10 marbury. I think he can still dish but his shooting and scoring is what wills top him. I honestly believe he gave up basketball a long time ago.
  22. Ceaser
    22. Posted by Ceaser Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    this aint the same 20/10 marbury. I think he can still dish but his shooting and scoring is what wills top him. I honestly believe he gave up basketball a long time ago.
  23. levisguy53
    23. Posted by levisguy53 Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Boston still needs a backup point. Don't know why they didn't negotiate for a cheap 1 or 2 year deal.
  24. levisguy53
    24. Posted by levisguy53 Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Hey, Starbury wears No. 3. So, why is he wearing No. 21 in the pic?

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