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Wed May 21, 2008 1:05 pm EDT

Too much Rod Benson: Seattle mini-camp

I downed my first Gatorade nutrition shake like I was an extra on the set of "Beerfest". It went down fast and smooth and it was delicious. I got up out of my chair and grabbed another. I sat back and enjoyed this one a little more. I savored the flavor and took my time. There was still an hour before practice, so I had time to chill. After my third shake, I figured it was finally time to get taped up, start stretching, and get some shots up. I was about time to start my two-day camp with the Sonics. 

Three teams were made of the 18 guys there and we got to battling. Five-on-five, one-on-one, shooting drills, post moves, and defensive/offensive breakdowns were all part of that first practice. Since the majority of the first practice was spent getting used to one another and the principles, everyone was doing their best to stay in it mentally and physically.  

When the practice was over, I headed back into the locker room, grabbed a shake and sat down in my chair. I then realized that there was a pile of wet clothes in my chair. "Coddamn Isaiah Fox putting his clothes in my chair," I mumbled under my breath. I turned around to see Isaiah fully clothed. I mentally apologized to him and threw the clothes on the floor. Then, almost as quickly as I had put them down, Nick Collison picked them up. I then looked up and noticed that I had been placed in his locker. My next thought was that Nick probably said "Coddamn D-Leaguers sprawling their clothes all over my locker" when he saw my bag of nonsense taking up his space. Of course my locker had to be the only one that was currently being used by its real occupant.

I guess I was spending way too much time analyzing the situation, because Nick's words interrupted my thoughts.   

"Yo, man, I saw you on E:60," he said to my surprise. 

"Oh snap! Really?" I asked. 

"Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of The Sports Guy. So what's with this Boom Tho stuff?" 

I was putting my Boom Tho shirt on, I guess it does draw a lot of questions. 

"It's a movement," I told him. 

He left, eager to check out the blogs and videos and get his Boom-Tho-Ness to a higher level. 

All of us D-League guys went home and got rest for the next day. When I came back for day two, one of the coaches caught me on my way into the gym.  

"Rod, what's this Boom Thou? What is that?" 

The problem was, actually many people have this problem, that he was pronouncing it "boom THOU." I feel like it is already spelled phonetically, so I don't get it when people say "boom thou" instead of "boom tho." 

"Coach," I started, "for one, it's a movement. For two, it's Boom Tho! Not Boom Thou. Boom Tho. And yes, it is a movement." 

Despite my pleas, he made it a point to say "Boom Thou" the rest of the day. He did recognize that it was a movement, but he failed to recognize the correct pronunciation.  

We split up into teams for a three-on-three tournament. I was with Earl Calloway and Terrence Crawford. Given our degree of Boom-Tho-Ness, it was obvious that we were going to win. We didn't lose a single game. In fact, on the day, T.C. and I were 9-1 in all games and scrimmages. Very solid day. Mad Boom Tho.

I felt satisfied with my performance when the camp was said and done. I went back to Nick Collison's locker and had a couple more shakes. At his request, I brought him a Boom Tho shirt and left it in his locker. I took a picture of the locker with the shirt in it so you can get a visual of the situation and understand how and when Nick joined the movement. It was the day I left the shirt in our locker after the free-agent mini-camp: 

Of course I had to do Bay to Breakers when I got back from Seattle, which was awesome, but now I have a few weeks between now and my next camp, so it's back to training in Sacramento. I should have a new Boom-Tho-Ness video for Friday so get ready, and if you have Facebook, check out the Boom Tho Movement page.

Rod Benson is a Cal grad who plays for the D-League's Dakota Wizards. He also blogs one or two times a week on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. J.E. Skeets
    1. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Rod's digital camera = no Boom-Tho-Ness
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    See, that's why you already made it. Boom tho! is in mini camps of NBA organizations. Whereas we have to read about it on a Yahoo! blog and comment away there. Sorry Skeets. This was the last time... You know what I mean. Boom tho! would win sales in the NBA store.
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    _
  4. mark i
    4. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Looks like the picture was taken in a rain forest, Hot Rod.
    Hey, I'm down with Boom Tho, but the logo needs tweaking.
  5. RP
    5. Posted by RP Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:52 pm EDT

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    Earl Calloway? LOL http://www.collegefastbreak.com/
  6. Unsilent Majority
    6. Posted by Unsilent Majority Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    If Isaiah Fox ever does give you any crap just toss a bagel at him (with two cream cheese packets).
  7. sfplaya
    7. Posted by sfplaya Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Rod, I saw you at Bay to Breakers on Sunday. You was talking to a couple young ladies. Boom got them tho!
  8. NSS
    8. Posted by NSS Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Boom THOU!!!
  9. Brent M
    9. Posted by Brent M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Man... you're still talking about that Boom Tho crap? Grow up you geek.
  10. donnymassenburg
    10. Posted by donnymassenburg Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Boom Tho! Generation 1 T-shirts = Mad Boom Tho-ness. Boom Tho! Generation 2 T-shirts (like the one I have) = no Boom Tho-ness. Having a new crsip T that fits perfectly, that gets a Boom Tho-ness. Having a new crisp T-shirt that fits like a dress? No Boom Tho-ness. I'm hatin on Collison cuz his shirt probably fits. I'm all about Elizabethan-speak: Boom Thou.
  11. the REAL Headless Chicken
    11. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Maybe this helps you out, Mrs. Sarcastic.
    Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what Ahahah
    Scared of bums
    Not just because they stink bad
    Not just because they're crackers
    From drinking too much lysol
    Let them be
    Just don't get f***in' near me
    Scared of bums ahah
    Infested with microscopic bugs
    Endocrine systematic doo doo
    Why don't they get a job
    Snitch me.
  12. the REAL Headless Chicken
    12. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    No Man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; [...] and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
  13. the REAL Headless Chicken
    13. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    See, you think it's about John Donne.
  14. the REAL Headless Chicken
    14. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Let's see:
    What happens to a dream deferred?
    Does it dry up
    like a raisin in the sun?
    Or fester like a sore
    And then run?
    Does it stink like rotten meat?
    Or crust and sugar over
    like a syrupy sweet?
    Maybe it just sags
    like a heavy load.
    Or does it explode?
    Or maybe:
    There is nothing in the world that you want that you cannot have so long as it is possible in nature and men have achieved it before. The greatest men and women in the world burn the midnight lamp. That is to say, when their neighbours and household are gone to bed, they are reading, studying and thinking. When they rise in the morning they are always ahead of their neighbours and their household in the thing that they were studying reading and thinking of.
  15. the REAL Headless Chicken
    15. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Of course the qoute is from Donne. But read my line again: "See, you think it[the reason I type this for]'s ABOUT John Donne['s quote]." You can't even catch this. How'd you play basketball. Me cago en tu LeJe con estilo excepcional, hijo de la gran puta.
  16. Sev
    16. Posted by Sev Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    Hey Rod, if you're going to write half-a**ed blogs, do it on your own site. I digg the movement (Boom Tho to the fullest), but I can see crap on so many other sites. This is Yahoo Sports, get your ish together, or stop blogging here. Skeets, put Rod in check.
  17. the REAL Headless Chicken
    17. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    When you least expect it.
  18. the REAL Headless Chicken
    18. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    You won't be better off balling in Palanas. Noli Me Tangere. Es ist mir eine Freude, Dich zu unterhalten, Schiterle.
  19. mcwelk
    19. Posted by mcwelk Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    Hey Rod, did you see your doppelganger Francisco Elson?
  20. Junipero Locke
    20. Posted by Junipero Locke Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Go lake-uhhs.
  21. Warren K
    21. Posted by Warren K Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:11 pm EDT

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    Rod deserves to be in the NBA, he'll be a bruiser type of guy, just like Dennis Rodman.
  22. evolution
    22. Posted by evolution Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    in there like swimwear
  23. Neps
    23. Posted by Neps Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    9-1 shhh nice man. I'll see next year in the NBA. I'll buy your Jersey. You have here a fan.
    Ball don't lie
  24. A Yahoo! User
    24. Posted by A Yahoo! User Sat May 24, 2008 9:38 pm EDT

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    Hey Rod where are you going to be training at in Sac-Town? Where can I get a close up of the man, the myth, the legend Mr. Boom Tho himself? I hope my hometown Kings give you a shot! Best of luck to ya man!!
  25. Joshua K
    25. Posted by Joshua K Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Warfare, and all of you sarcastic bloggers.....no boom thou ness. Leave rod alone, go leave stupid comments on another blog. Stop dealing with your own insecurities by leaving dumb comment.

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