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There were a couple of packages waiting for me today after practice. I was a little mystified as to where they came from, especially considering the fact that I hadn't bought or sent off for anything recently. Maybe someone had sent me a Valentine or something. It could have possibly been one of the five women who sent me Facebook and MySpace messages referring to the blog. Was that even possible?

As we finished up our last drill, I headed over to the boxes. One package said that it was from "Flex-Power." OK, that was an easy one. My homie, Rashean, sends me some of this miracle warm-up cream from time to time. Lucky for me I'm a fellow Cal guy or I might have to go to great lengths to get my hands on this stuff. I might lead a life of crime.

The second box was still a mystery. I saw who it was from. It clearly read "San Antonio Spurs" on the return label. Really? I picked it up and that bad boy was heavy. I could also clearly hear heavy things inside bumping up against one another. I didn't want to open it up in the gym because it seemed that whatever was inside the box was better contained in the box than in my hands for the time being.

When I got back to the apartment, I still had no clue as to what the Spurs could have possibly sent me. Besides the what, the more important question was the why. Why in the world would anyone send me a heavy box? Well, I could keep asking questions, or I could just open that bad boy up, so I did just that.

On the end that I first opened up was a pair of Spurs workout shorts and a shooting shirt. Once I got past those, there were something like 20 Gatorade Nutrition shakes. If I was confused before, I was now bewildered. I searched the rest of the box and there was nothing else. It had to be some sort of joke. Maybe Kevin Hart was getting back at me, that guy is good from what I've seen.

When I got up to put the shakes away, I stepped on a piece of paper. It must have fallen out of the box with the shakes. It was handwritten on a small piece of Spurs stationary. I picked it up and started reading:

"Rod,

Great blog. I am a fan.

We would like for you to come to our summer league and mini camp. You can have as many shakes as you want.

Have a good season. Keep playing the right way.

Dell Demps"


I sat back and looked at all the shakes. I kind of even ignored what may have been the only handwritten camp invite I'll ever get. I had 20 Gatorade shakes and a handwritten letter from an NBA Director of Player Personnel. Awesome.

I put two and two together and assumed that he must have read my Denver workout post about how there was a two-shake limit. Like a child at Christmas, he wowed me with promises of unlimited shakes and summer league dreams. If there ever was an advertisement for blog writing, this would be it, although I think that my numbers had a little to do with it.

If you're reading this, thanks, Dell. My teammates stole about five shakes already, but the rest have been phenomenal. Yeah, that's right, I drank them today. Something is seriously wrong with me. I can't control it. I can't explain it. I just love those things.

Anyways, on an unrelated note, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. If you've been keeping up with the movement, you've seen my other two videos on the front page of toomuchrodbenson.com. Well, I made a special edition video just for the day of love and I suggest that you go check it out and show it to the girl you desire this Valentine's Day. I'm off to the All-Star Game folks. Peace.

Rod Benson is a Cal grad who plays for the D-League's Dakota Wizards. He also blogs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. Corey J
    1. Posted by Corey J Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    This guy sucks!! who gives a dam!! i sure in da hell don't!! have a great day!!!
  2. gotcha212
    2. Posted by gotcha212 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Wow, that's harsh there Corey!
    Keep the blogs coming Rod. It's great reading about life from the D-league. I'm thinking the Spurs should call you up and drop one of their other players, but that's just me. Good luck at the Summer league Rod!
  3. Sean
    3. Posted by Sean Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    Now that I think about it, Boom Tho+the Spurs makes perfect sense.
  4. Sean
    4. Posted by Sean Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    Now that I think about it, Boom Tho+the Spurs makes perfect sense.
  5. K-dogg
    5. Posted by K-dogg Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:25 pm EDT

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    Boom tho!!!
  6. Jammer
    6. Posted by Jammer Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:47 pm EDT

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    how do i get my hands on those gatorade nutrition shakes?
  7. Phil
    7. Posted by Phil Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:06 pm EDT

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    Awesome news Rod!
    The Spurs are definitely in the market for young bigs who can play D and rebound with Duncan, Elson, Oberto, and Horry all getting older.
    Good decision to stick it out in the NBDL and not to go overseas.
  8. J
    8. Posted by J Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    Corey, obviously the Spurs know what they are doing as far as recruiting goes. So the answer to "who the hell cares" is the Spurs; you dork. When you become director of player personnel, then we'll care about what you think.
  9. huamancris
    9. Posted by huamancris Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    Boom Tho!!! You are going to make it, your a good player and a great entertainer!! that 's NBA fo sho'
  10. Rich
    10. Posted by Rich Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    This is hands down one of the funniest and most entertaining blogs on the internet keep it up man, and good luck and continued success with your day job
  11. David S
    11. Posted by David S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    I wonder what's really in the shake ..
  12. Alex K
    12. Posted by Alex K Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:06 pm EDT

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    Wait - you drank fifteen of those in one day? Am I reading that right? Whatever.
    Rock on, man.
  13. Mike G
    13. Posted by Mike G Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Good for Rod. I wish the Nuggets had taken a better look, they need some help since they only suited 10 players the other night. Get Rod, release Hunter.
  14. Derek S
    14. Posted by Derek S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Thats why i will always be a spurs fan. Class move from a classy team. they know whats up with Boom Tho
  15. Kevin
    15. Posted by Kevin Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    I hope you make it. You' be perfect on the Spurs. Keep workin on it.
  16. MJ
    16. Posted by MJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:05 pm EDT

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    i'm addicted to strawberry nutrament myself.
  17. Morenorico
    17. Posted by Morenorico Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    MAn COnrgats from your OC transplant homie to the central valley.. I still cant find these shakes you refer to .. but oh well.. but really congrats on the invite.. u deserve it.
    BOOM THO
  18. jimm120
    18. Posted by jimm120 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    San Antonio Spurs SUCK. I loathe that team. It would suck big time if you had to go there. Only reason I can see you going there is to actually make the most boring franchise in the league (for the past 10 years) actually resemble something exciting. Hope someone like the Knicks (after they get rid of all the excess baggage, you'll be one of the "important young guys" like David Lee and Nate Robinson) or even the Nets (Brooklyn Nets) take you.
  19. james w
    19. Posted by james w Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    I think It's great and never stop dreaming, all things are possible to him that believes.Remember your word is your wand. When Champions show interest who cares what others think. God Bless
  20. Nunya
    20. Posted by Nunya Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Actually, Gay plays for Memphis, and quite well, too.
    Congratulations on getting noticed by the Spurs. Here's hoping more good things come your way.
  21. srobi73
    21. Posted by srobi73 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:38 pm EDT

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    yea man keep'em comin. don't play the haters anymind. hey send me a couple if you can call if you need the address 425 761 4625
  22. petr o
    22. Posted by petr o Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    "I drink your milkshake! " Is that a There Will Be Blood reference? if so, props.
    Maybe you can say "Drainage, Boy!" when you hit a shot.
    Love the Blog, man keep it up.
  23. petr o
    23. Posted by petr o Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    "i drink your milkshake! " ha there will be blood, if you don't make the nba.
    drainage boy!
  24. vs
    24. Posted by vs Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:35 pm EDT

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    what the hell is a Corey J? something that doesn't like basketball, good reading, humor....?
    sounds like Corey J = Idiot
  25. Jay
    25. Posted by Jay Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    hah! and I really thought it was possible,, just read the previous blogs having your 25+ rebounds, and you will find my comment there, that time I was frustrated because the spurs lost and they were outrebounded and I was just asking that if you could play with the spurs even if you're playing with the wizards d-league team,, yahoo!!! [ Benson's D + Boards + Hustle = Spurs Catalyst Player ]

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