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The other day I was kickin' it at Ground Round (it's like a less fun version of Friday's) watching a bunch of NBA games on TV. I was there specifically to watch Blake Ahern and the Miami Heat take on the Milwaukee Bucks. It was a surprisingly exciting game despite the lack of so-called "stars" on the floor for the Heat.  

Anyways, it is not so widely publicized, but the Miami Heat have something like seven or eight former D-League guys on their roster right now. The game I watched, they only had eight guys healthy enough to play, nearly all of them having some sort of D-League experience. This D-League All-Star team beat the Milwaukee Bucks that night. When you look at it as Heat vs. Bucks, you see a normal NBA game that really could go either way this season. When you look at it as D-League guys (a few of them rookies) vs. #6 pick Yi Jianlian, #1 pick Andrew Bogut, Charlie Villanueva, Mo Williams, and team USA standout Michael Redd, it becomes more clear that these guys can actually play a little bit. There is real basketball going on down here and guys are improving in NBA style systems. 

While watching, I came to the conclusion that the D-League should be more like AAA baseball. The NBA should allow guys who are rehabbing to work themselves back in by playing D-League games. I've heard it said before, and I think it's a great idea. I've watched SportsCenter and seen Roger Clemens pitching for the AAA "Whozamawhatsits" many times while working back into shape. Why couldn't a big NBA star do the same? 

That being said, I think it would be off the chain if Gilbert Arenas were to rehab with his team affiliate, which just so happens to be my current team, the Dakota Wizards. It is clearly illegal for this to happen right now, but let's pretend the year was 2012 and Gilbert and the real Wizards were facing the same predicament they are right now. Gil needs some game experience to get his wind back, while the team is jockeying for playoff position. Gilbert, not wanting to hurt the team during the transition back into game shape, comes out to Bismarck, ND and averages 40 points during his 20 minutes per game. Crazy, son. 

The thing is, I could see him saying an emphatic 'No!' to such a suggestion. Many guys would. He wouldn't want to leave the bright lights of the big city to come out to the cold. I get it. Well, even though it's not a possibility, I decided I should give him a couple reasons to come to Bismarck to give a D-League inspired comeback a try: 

• The number "0" is already highly respected out here (thank me later).

• You could join our fantasy baseball league and have the third pick in the draft.

• You can also join our Rock Band, the Too Much Crew.

• Cow tippin'. Enough said.

The Hills comes on at 9 p.m. local time here, so you get to see it before everyone out West, and you feel like you're getting a jump on the East coast. I know you like Whitney, who doesn't?

• We could team up against Mo Almond, thus creating a blogging monopoly that violates anti-trust laws, but is real kick-ass.

• Have you ever driven a 12-passenger van before? Do you want to?

• You can learn new country songs such as "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." There is a line where the guy says, "slap yo grandma!"

• What is the highest number of things you ever bought from Wal-Mart in one trip? If it's less than 9 then you're missing out.

• It's pheasant season in the fall.

• You could be a D-League All-Star while on assignment. Then you can get a bunch of sweet hook-ups.

• Speaking of sweet hook-ups, if you like Napoleon Dynamite, you'll love this place. 

That about does it. See, now he's got plenty of reasons to start rehabbing in a stress free environment. David Stern, the ball is in your court. I know you're thinking about age restrictions for the league and whatnot, but take the time to consider what just happened here on your screen. It just got real. Too real? Maybe. But was it worth reading? Still, maybe.

Rod Benson is a Cal grad who plays for the D-League's Dakota Wizards. He also blogs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. Sev
    1. Posted by Sev Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    That was interesting and well thought out. NBA cats don't do minor leagues unless they have to. Agent 0 is too full of himself to ever let that happen even if he needs the prep time. Good blog.
    Boom Tho!!!!!!
  2. Lukasz K
    2. Posted by Lukasz K Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    Gil do something like this, yeah right. GIl doesn't care for his team either so its not like he'd care about messing up their flow. I mean I love him and hes a great player, but most superstars wouldn't be able to swallow their pride to do something positive for their team.
  3. mark i
    3. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    You know what, though, Hibachi is a different sort of dude...he might actually have fun screwing around in the D-League. He'd probably tick off his coaches though, doing crazy Globetrotter moves during games, etc, etc...
    I saw the Albuquerque Thunderbirds featuring Darvin "Green Eggsen" Ham and Kevin "Pipers" Pitsnogle a while back...the crowd was like 500 people in a building that held about 8000. You telling me that even a mid-level rehab, like Nene or Shaun Livingston, wouldn't pull in a lot more people and increase interest? Let's see Dirk, Yao, Pau, and Elton out there in the D-league shaking off the rust and drawing crowds when they finish rehab!
  4. Brian M
    4. Posted by Brian M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Great job Rod- Totally agree. I'd love to see the D-League 1- expand and 2- get more play. I think the AAA league has got to be the next step. I know that I'd be going to games if there was a D-League team in Boston (C's tix are too expensive/too hard to come by).
    There's too much good basketball out there and I think that the DL could challenge Europe for some high-quality players.
    This link was on True Hoop yesterday about American Torey Thomas playing in Europe:
    http://www.sportstory.se/blogs/viewBlog.php?bid=2&pid
    (scroll about halfway down)
  5. shoaib s
    5. Posted by shoaib s Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    ^^lmao
    wow
  6. Lukasz K
    6. Posted by Lukasz K Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    Thinking about it, Mark i has a point. Gil goes to the Y to ball it up in the offseason so he actually might be one of the few to pull of such shenanigans, but can you honestly see Kobe suiting up for a D-League game. I don't think so..
  7. Blake Murphy
    7. Posted by Blake Murphy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    Wow, nice look Rod. I've got an article going up about the D-League tomorrow and that's actually one of my recommendations. Boom tho.
  8. Javier R
    8. Posted by Javier R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    albert arenas“ego will never let him play in a team that is not either the Olympic team or an NBA team
  9. hans k
    9. Posted by hans k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Benson and Arenas? That would be great! Two of the most funny people in pro-basketball
  10. John K
    10. Posted by John K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:16 pm EDT

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    You telling me the USA squad couldn't use a couple of lessons on hustle, defense, and desire. Send 'em to the D-League.
    Darius Miles, however, should be sent to a church league. He can dunk on the deacons, do the weird antenna signal gesture, and curse out his coach/ pastor. Worth the price of admission. All proceeds go to the church building fund.
  11. I get Money!
    11. Posted by I get Money! Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    #5 like the love for Darvin Ham aka "Backboard assassin" and Pitsnogle, Pitsnogle was a beast in college! That being said this has got to be one of the greatest lists ever compiled, oh damn the 12 passenger van! I think this is a great idea for sum injuries, when a player has been sitting for months, to get his wind back. But part of the rehabbing is also getting used to your teammates again.....I still think its a great idea but NBA stars are such premadonnas that I cant see it happening. Too much pride.
    BOOM THO!
  12. Hugh S
    12. Posted by Hugh S Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    You're funny guy, Rod. Love your idea. That idea might get D- League games on T.V. every now and then. And it would be worth watching ...maybe Andrew Bynum could be logging 10 minutes a game right now just to get some conditioning.
  13. Anton
    13. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    I agree with others. Arenas' ego is too big for the D-league.
  14. Andrew M
    14. Posted by Andrew M Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    Boom-Tho, I gotta say that not only do your blogs make sense, they make me laugh out loud. Way to keep that great sense of humor while you're playin' the workingman's basketball.
  15. Jammer
    15. Posted by Jammer Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:47 pm EDT

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    Yo Rod
    If you ever run out of topics for blogs, you gotta rep some Andre Nickatina (i know you've heard him, don't deny it)
  16. brownbucksfan
    16. Posted by brownbucksfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Young Rod,
    I love the idea of the D league becoming a AAA league.
  17. kooms23
    17. Posted by kooms23 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:07 pm EDT

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    HONKEYTONK BADONKADONK!!!!!!
    great song.
  18. Kobe101
    18. Posted by Kobe101 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:47 pm EDT

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    Honestly I think this is a good idea, kinda reminds me when Ron Artest played in the summer league after that Piston-Pacers brawl.
  19. Aaron
    19. Posted by Aaron Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Are you kidding this is brilliant, why hadn't I thought of this before. Maybe I can come back through the D-League and make myself something.
    Charles Barkley, Chris Webber, Tim Hardaway, etc.
    Boom Tho
  20. Michael W
    20. Posted by Michael W Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    how about a D-League All-Stars vs. NBA All-Rook 1st team game during All-Star weekend? Might stir up some more buzz for the D-men (and open a few eyes as well). You ever actually BEEN cow tippin' 'Tho?
    I did once at a winery/ranch/billionaire's playground thingy north of Santa Barbara.(I was hired help...) Way too drunk to really remember, but I think it was a bit like moving circa 2000 Shaq out of the block...pure physics, man, and we were on the lighter end of the scale. How about Shaq tippin?
  21. sportsnut888
    21. Posted by sportsnut888 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    Benson makes an excellent point, not surprised coming from a Cal grad, where players really HAVE to go to school. :0
    It's been done in baseball for years, and is a win-win for everyone. So why not make some kind of working arrangement for that, especially since the NBA has control over the D-League anyway?
  22. pricanstar5
    22. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    The reason it's never happened is because there's too much contact in Basketball vs Baseball. Some D-League players may want to show their defensive skills to a rehabbing NBA player and and ends up hurting him, not meaning it but 5h!t happens.
    It is a great concept though.
  23. pricanstar5
    23. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    Yeah, I stutter at times even when I type.
  24. johnnybuckets
    24. Posted by johnnybuckets Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    I want to hang out with you guys. Please?
  25. theblueprinttwopointone
    25. Posted by theblueprinttwopointone Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    No Etan Thomas? It would be competition with the ball as well as the pen.

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