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Today, I have to admit that I am ashamed of myself. I actually think that most of my peers should also feel ashamed and embarrassed as well. See, as a professional basketball player, you’d think that we would be the best at what we do. So when we see a YouTube clip of a CEO beating MJ at a one on one game, we flip out.

Well, I had that same flip-out feeling when Lou Richie, one of the guys I and other Cal hoop-stars (Leon Powe) train with in the offseason, sent me a video of one of his new up and coming stars. Lou trains many high school kids, so he's always bringing the next bay area prodigy to Haas Pavilion to compete against us big boys and prove just how good his game really is.

The video that Lou sent me had one such prodigy. The kid was a little younger than his usual clientele. He wasn't 16. He wasn't 14. He wasn't 12, or 10, or 8.

He was 5 years old.

And he was a she.

I watched a video of Milan Simon Tuttle, a 5-year-old girl, who can flat-out, hands-down dribble a basketball better than EVERY PLAYER ON MY TEAM. Check it out and see for yourself:

So, now that I have been schooled in the art of the two-and-three-ball dribble by a 5-year-old, I feel like I need to work on my D, because I don't know when the next pre-school kid will come to the park, throw the rock in my face and say, "Let's do this."

Thanks for the shame, Lou.

Rod Benson is a Cal grad and former D-Leaguer who plays for SLUC Nancy, the reigning French league champion. When he's not busy in Paris, he blogs one or two times a week on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. Brad P
    1. Posted by Brad P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    i have to be that guy (hopefully) 1st!
  2. Daniel
    2. Posted by Daniel Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:05 pm EDT

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    don't say it
  3. muazajz
    3. Posted by muazajz Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    HAHA Ouch
  4. Stacy Y
    4. Posted by Stacy Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    wooo top 3!
    and that kid's got mad skills hahah
  5. Cardoso
    5. Posted by Cardoso Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    CGI. They wont get me, thats a CGI girl... no way... CGI....
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    CGI... please....
  6. tim
    6. Posted by tim Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    shes a beast
  7. Mask Marval
    7. Posted by Mask Marval Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    The Kid got skills fosho!
  8. geebear97
    8. Posted by geebear97 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    These campers performed at halftime of the last Cal hoops game.
    They had mad skillz.
    Boom Tho.
  9. Kibbitz
    9. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    I heard there was a discussion about a little girl's ball-handling ability going on... Rod, would you sit down please?
  10. QUE RICO
    10. Posted by QUE RICO Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    the wnba will only get worst , until this child can show up and save the wnba , hopefully .. i still wont watch
  11. E.B. White
    11. Posted by E.B. White Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    Can Yahoo! set up a Milan Simon Tuttle vs. JJ Redick one-on-one? I got five on Tuttle.
  12. Riley R
    12. Posted by Riley R Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Watch out Candice Parker
  13. longrangevertical
    13. Posted by longrangevertical Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    Very cute, she's got some outstanding skills for the age of 5! But if she can handle the rock better than everyone on your team, than that's pretty sad! Thinking of ball-handling, dribbling, the two BEST EVER I've seen are Pete Maravich & the coach of Xavier, Sean Miller. Miller made a tape back in the late 80's with his dad & lil' bros, the dude was AMAZING! I still have that video, it's called Drills for Skills.
  14. Serio W
    14. Posted by Serio W Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    Dude, I was just at the Cal vs Pacific season opener and the very same crazy dribblers came out during halftime at Haas Pavilion.
  15. kacee37
    15. Posted by kacee37 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    Pretty sure Pat (Vols) and Geno (UCONN) are on the phone right about now
  16. detroitbasketball
    16. Posted by detroitbasketball Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    yeah, but what's her jumper like?
  17. Fike-O
    17. Posted by Fike-O Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    It's impressive, yeah, she's obviously got some handles, but it's not something I wanna get on the internet to watch. There are lots of 5 year olds that can do that. That's what little kids do: they bounce balls. I bet she could build a mean lego castle, too. Call me when she's j'ing one in your face.
  18. Calvin C
    18. Posted by Calvin C Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    thats very impressive for only a 5 year old...
  19. LJ
    19. Posted by LJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:34 pm EDT

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    i've seen better
  20. thaimyjordans
    20. Posted by thaimyjordans Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    wassup Nate from the 818 hahahhahaaha
  21. thaimyjordans
    21. Posted by thaimyjordans Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    oh and you also Jon Homsap
  22. Sean D
    22. Posted by Sean D Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    That was nothing, she is so close to the ground. I want to see her try and run the floor at PG. She cant do it. LAME Video!
  23. Justin M
    23. Posted by Justin M Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    impressive but nice flubber basketballs jeez with those balls you could bounce them to the moon
  24. Peter D
    24. Posted by Peter D Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT

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    Very Cool ... kids ... love it!
  25. skterkid517902
    25. Posted by skterkid517902 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Oh shutup Ahmed for a 5 year old that is pretty dang good an you know it.

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