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Yesterday was a pretty spectacular day. Well, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. It was a pretty cool day. I did have to wake up at 3:45am for a 4:54 flight. That flight went to Minneapolis where I had to sprint to catch my connecting flight to Detroit. Once in Detroit there was a two-hour layover before the final leg took me into Fort Wayne, Indiana. I touched down at about 2pm.

So far this day doesn't seem pretty cool, but it was. While I was jogging from gate C26 to gate G20 in Minneapolis, I decided that I wanted some water, so I stopped at one of those news and gifts stores for a hydration boost. I was in a hurry, but there was three people in line, so I had to wait with my bootleg brand water bottle. I glanced over at all the magazines and saw a SLAM magazine with Dwight Howard on the cover. I picked it up and looked inside. Right there in the table of contents: "Page 80: He is McLovin. Baller/Blogger Rod Benson ..."

I picked up five of those bad boys and put them down with my water. The line was kind of long now so everyone was looking at me crazy for attempting to purchase $30 worth of the same magazine. I had my headphones on, so I didn't quite hear the teller ask me if I was in the magazine. When I finally did make out her words, I took off my headphones and said, "Yeah, I am."

"Can we see?" She wasn't just asking for herself, but for the six or seven other nosey people hovering around me. Being 6'10" has a way of attracting attention when you least expect it. I opened the magazine up to page 80. I hadn't seen the contents yet myself, so I was overjoyed when my face was staring back at me. The seven noseys all made a kind of "oOoOohh" sound as page 80 came up.

"Yep. I'm gonna need all five of these," I announced.

I guess I knew what I was looking for because I wrote the article. I probably shouldn't have been so surprised, but I've never opened up a major magazine and had a staring contest with myself. Thing is, I wrote it hella long ago. I wrote that back in December and I hadn't really thought about it except for my photo shoot last month. I'm also pretty sure that I am one of the only people to write 2,000 words about themselves at that. When I saw it I had two thoughts. At first I thought, man, I am one lucky dude. Then I asked myself aloud, "Where you at Morris Almond?"

We play our final two games of the regular season tonight and tomorrow. I can't think of a better way to close out the season than with 2,000 words in SLAM. Actually, I can. Check me out Monday for some even bigger news ...

Rod Benson is a Cal grad who plays for the D-League's Dakota Wizards. He also blogs two or three times a week on Ball Don't Lie. Read his archive, pay a visit to TooMuchRodBenson.com and always support the Boom Tho movement.

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  1. the REAL Headless Chicken
    1. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Bomm gets them all!
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Dammit! BOOM gets them all!
  3. Mike H
    3. Posted by Mike H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Congrats Rod! Can't wait for the news monday, hopin its an nba deal!
  4. indeedproceed
    4. Posted by indeedproceed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Benson going to Macabi Tel-aviv calin it now
  5. Scott
    5. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    I hope he's going to do something even bigger in the media!! A TV SHOW would be sweet!!
  6. Jamie Mottram
    6. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Gotta love the shirt. I'm actually wearing the same one right now.
  7. ????
    7. Posted by ???? Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    "where you at morris almond?" haha, that's is awesome. congrats on the magazine article. what's the big news? is it even possible for nba teams to pick up players with four games left in the season? we know you already got summer league plans with the spurs.
  8. baller13zg
    8. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Inside story: Benson is joining the Celtics for the postseason. He'll team with Leon Powe to form the skinniest frontline in NBA history when KG and Perkins head to the bench.
    (just a joke - but that would be awesome). never know about monday, though...
  9. henry
    9. Posted by henry Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    Rod - Best of luck but I must know . . . .any thoughts on Monty taking over at Cal?
  10. agr
    10. Posted by agr Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 pm EDT

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    Yeah Rod, I'd really like to get your thoughts on Monty and Cal. Also, how do you feel about Braun taking over at Rice?
    Can't wait for the monday news....
    BOOM THO
  11. Scott
    11. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    I think he came out of the closet to barbara walters on 60 minutes tellyvision!!!!!
  12. Jason R
    12. Posted by Jason R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Last time you gave a teaser for the next blog, I was pretty disappointed. You wrote:
    "Normally I write about some sort of funny story (I got something real good for Wednesday), but today it's all about thanking you for making me feel somewhat big time. "
    Wednesday came, i was hella hyped when i did my routine Monday, Wednesday, and Friday check to read your newest entry during 4th period Architectual Design class, and i get nothing. Haha.
    and to answer your question, Morris Almond is chillin on the All D-League 3rd team. Looks like you got him on the blog war, and the All D-League team war, so once again, Boom Got Them DOS!
  13. _
    13. Posted by _ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Good luck Rod!
  14. donnymassenburg
    14. Posted by donnymassenburg Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Boom Got Them Slam. Best Blogger in the Best Magazine. Boom.
  15. Ali Buckets
    15. Posted by Ali Buckets Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:07 pm EDT

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    Do work son... and Get money $$$
  16. jimm120
    16. Posted by jimm120 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Hey Benson??? Are you in any of these spammer's dating websites? They keep advertising that there are "rich, famous, and handsome" people on there....which I'm sure you apply to all 3 fields....so that means you're there? Cause if you are, then I understand why'd they post in your blog message boards. All the girls here gonna go crazy if you're in there!
    Now seriously...I remember that last time you promised something really, really cool for the next blog yet you did not. Hopefully, this time you'll be posting something about being able to join a playoff roster (Boston's roster) because Stern is such a fan of yours that he allowed you to circumvent the rules. And if you're in Boston, we know you'll win the Championship.
    Truley, tons of accomplishments this season. Sure, scoring isn't your forte but I definitely see potential for you to be a 15 ppg, 11 repg nba player in the futer.. As people said, just beef up a bit (easier said then done) and I'm sure more people will get you. In the NBA, they are looking for all-around talents, not just scoring machines (I'm looking at you Almond!).
  17. Yort
    17. Posted by Yort Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:22 pm EDT

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    NEW JERSEY for Rod!!
  18. M G
    18. Posted by M G Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    Boom! Best of luck Rod.
  19. Kanye East
    19. Posted by Kanye East Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Congrats bro. Hope to see ya up in Toronto.
  20. JB
    20. Posted by JB Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Hey Rod! Come play in China. I think the $0.65 pirated movies and video games should help offset the salary differences with Europe, and besides, you'll be dripping money because there's nothing to do here!
  21. sean h
    21. Posted by sean h Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    boom tho shirts on ebay!
  22. John Y.
    22. Posted by John Y. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Got the the SLAM mag just for your article and it was well worth it.

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