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Well, there's only a few days left in the year of 2008, and Ball Don't Lie is wrapping up things in high spirits by listening to some Green Day and talking in the third person. Here's a look back at BDL's busy '08, featuring the work of Skeets, Dwyer, Benson, Friedell, Frankel, Britt and others. Thanks to everyone who read along for the past 12 months, it's been a blast.

Story of the Year: Gilbert Arenas' million-dollar pool. Lets see: Huge rock mountain for the pool. Check. Three different fish tanks. Check. Secluded hot tub. Check. 50" plasma. Check. Large mural of Gil and his pit-bull standing in front of the White House and U.S. Capitol. Check. Some five million page views, making it one of Ball Don't Lie's most popular posts of the year. Of course. And check.

Honorable Mention: Boston Celtics 131, Los Angeles Lakers 92. That is not a typo ... After three straight disappointments, Team USA reclaims gold at 4:23 a.m. EST. Naturally, we were up live blogging/drinking ... BDL's impromptu "interview" with Commissioner Stern from a men's bathroom in New Orleans.

Video of the Year: The Machine. Sasha Vujacic recounts his story of "breaking down" during Game 4 of the NBA Finals against the "Leprechauns." Honestly, this deserves an Emmy. All of 'em do.

Honorable Mention: Stephen Nash, the ultimate motivator ... Kobe Bryant jumps a moving Aston Martin ... Tracy Morgan loves him some late-80's Chicago Bulls ... Ron Artest finally starts vlogging ... Shark Melas ... Nash and Baron Davis on a bicycle built for two.

Satire of the Year: Oklahoma City Thunder unveil new mascot. "'We think our new mascot is classic in its style,' said team chairman Clay Bennett. 'We think it's powerful in its design. We think the legendary 'Sword of Omens' it yields evokes fire bolts of energy ...'" HO!

Honorable Mention: NO TRIP-LE DOUB-LES! ... Marbury meets with Donnie Walsh ... Chef Oakley's scrumptious beef short ribs in a cinnamon red wine sauce recipe ... LeBron James wins '09 Slam Dunk contest.

Art of the Year: Eddy Curry, gymnast. Our epic reader Photoshop contest helped turn Curry's childhood Olympic dreams into a reality. We're still amazed the Knicks haven't worked this animated .gif into their player introductions.

Honorable Mention: Winners of the just as spectacular BDL Photoshop Starbury Tattoo-Off ... Good grief, Kevin Durant ... "The Steph & The Restless" jumps to the top of the soap ratings ... Vote O-Pech!

The Best in Athlete Blogging: Too much Rod Benson? Please. There's never enough! In one of our favorite TMRB posts of the year, Benson tackles the tricky athlete-blogger conundrum — could blogging for Ball Don't Lie actually hurt his NBA chances?

Honorable Mention: Rod's hilarious random drug test screening ... "It wasn't March Madness until Pistol got angry" and 101 other Pistol Pete facts ... Utah Flash assignee Morris Almond starts a Blog War!

Analysis of the Year: A day after Kobe drops 52 points in a nationally televised win over Dallas, Kelly Dwyer bravely tells the NBA world "Why ... Kobe Bryant is not your 2007-08 MVP." 6,455 heated comments later ... KD defends his LeBron vote.

Honorable Mention: Kobe's 81-point explosion was impressive as Wilt's 100 ... It's nice to know Donnie reads BDL ... Remembering Kevin Duckworth ... Missing Dennis Rodman ... Trying to figure out a way to fill all of those empty seats.

Interview of the Year: The Ball Don't Lie interview with Greg Oden. The $64,000 question: If you could take any two animals and breed them together to create some type of "super animal," which two would you pick and why? Oden's snap decision answer: "A monkey and bird. I want a flying monkey." And they say this guy is depressed ...

Honorable Mention: Talking spaghetti, meatballs and Miracle Whip with Grizzlies rookie O.J. Mayo ... 5'8", 130-pound, D-III junior Zach Feinstein declares for the NBA Draft ... Charles Barkley loves politics ... All-Star Dwayne Wade will not fight bobcat, thank you very much.

The Year in High Fashion: Gregg Popovich's unruly training camp beard. Depending on who you asked, Pop's summer "expirement" made him look like Donald Sutherland, an elderly Serpico, Gandalf or a time-obsessed postal worker. Yes, it was that awesome.

Honorable Mention: "Breaking news: Adam Morrison cuts his hair!" ... Darko Milicic eats his vitamins, says his prayers and rips his jersey in half ... Oden's fro-hawk ... The new Thunder unis look awfully familiar.

Comic of the Year: Garbage Time All-Stars present 'Thunderworld.' "A mascot without a team has got to stand for something." Wiser words have never been typed into a lonely mascot's thought bubble.

Honorable Mention: Stephon Marbury and Eddy Curry, DNP-CD extraordinaires ... Bill Russell, Kevin Garnett and the Olive Garden. "That is a promise."

The Year in Tournaments and Lists: The BDL Bedlam Tournament. During the NBA dog days of March, we compiled a list of 64 things that you love about The Associaion, seeded them and created a Madness-like bracket to vote on. Backed by horny 13-year-old males everywhere, Marko Jaric's sexy girlfriend upset Mutombo's finger wag in the final. As promised, it was completely pointless, yet oddly entertaining. We can't wait to start it up again.

Honorable Mention: The All-NBA Olympics ... Scoring the 2008 NBA Draft picks on a scale of 1-to-10, with 10 being Tadija Dragicevic and 1 being Shan Foster ... Players who wear their headbands upside down ... Ranking All-Star Saturday night's dunks.

Once again, thanks for reading. Happy New Year!

More Y! Sports year of the blog posts: The Y! Sports Blogs (general), Shutdown Corner (NFL), Big League Stew (MLB), Puck Daddy (NHL), Dr. Saturday (NCAAF), The Dagger (NCAAB), From the Marbles (NASCAR), Devil Ball (golf) and Cage Writer (MMA)

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  1. weston
    1. Posted by weston Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    it's been a great year of reading about the best sports league in the world. KD's great analysis and JE's ummm, great...nerdiness. a perfect combination.
    Thanks guys.
  2. _
    2. Posted by _ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Green Day? Probably listen to Nickelback too. Poor Skeets thinks he's cool.
  3. Kelvin J
    3. Posted by Kelvin J Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    Great work guys. This season was awesome and I love to see the other bloggers imitating you all. Should have gave mention to TNT biting off your Lebron's Mother's Day card. That was classic.
  4. PlanetMars
    4. Posted by PlanetMars Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    It was a great year, both for the NBA and for this blog. I read several NBA blogs and Ball Don't Lie surely is one of the blogs I read daily. Thanks and keep it up!
  5. BearClaw713
    5. Posted by BearClaw713 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    From a new reader, its become a daily routine. Love it guys, keep it fresh and funny.....brilliant.
  6. inanemusings
    6. Posted by inanemusings Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:01 pm EST

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    Aw. good times, good times!
  7. Drizzy Dre
    7. Posted by Drizzy Dre Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Great year with the Ball Dont Lie blog!
  8. Micheal S
    8. Posted by Micheal S Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    i saw those machine clips for the first time. hilarious!
  9. Louis
    9. Posted by Louis Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    Happy New Year guys! :)
  10. peja
    10. Posted by peja Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    its nice to reminisce on those topics.. the whole Balls Dont Lie crew and staff had a wonderful year sharing their thoughts to all of us fans.. hope you do well this 2009
  11. Maciej P
    11. Posted by Maciej P Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    have a happy new year, guys. let us all be treated with btb and jones till we all get really old, dwyer's space bar completly ceases to function and j.e. needs hospitalization after being hit by a basketball... what a great year it was.
  12. G Blair
    12. Posted by G Blair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Eddie Curry PhotoShop is great.... Priceless....
  13. drew m
    13. Posted by drew m Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Is it too late to vote for Marco's girlfriend again? Since the poor SOB is averaging one stinkin' point per game for the Grizz, he might need something to cheer him up. Before she dumps his hopeless butt, that is.
  14. Joseph S
    14. Posted by Joseph S Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    I think the Marbury Tattoo should have beaten eddy curry for the best picture but its all good. you guys are great
  15. baller13zg
    15. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    I recommend the next BDL Bedlam tournament be more appropriate... and basketball related. Seriously.
  16. Carlos J
    16. Posted by Carlos J Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    go bulls
  17. Rik Tee
    17. Posted by Rik Tee Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Boston sucks !!!! la lakers rule !!! 2009 and beyond !!!
  18. Darko Milicic
    18. Posted by Darko Milicic Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    I think there's a typo there.. Stephen Nash?
  19. RP
    19. Posted by RP Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:52 pm EDT

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    Will you marry me Skeets?
  20. Senna i luv u!
    20. Posted by Senna i luv u! Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    wtf!! serioiusly adriana lima!! dang lucky bugga
    love steve and baron on da bike
  21. john jefferson p
    21. Posted by john jefferson p Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    nahh,,JE Skeets,,ur d best!!
  22. I have to poop
    22. Posted by I have to poop Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    The Baron-Nash stepbrothers video is the funniest thing ever. Absolutely classic. Everyone you have to see it. You will laugh your ass off.
  23. Augie
    23. Posted by Augie Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    Jaric's girl is hot!
  24. Ricky-Sixers4guidos
    24. Posted by Ricky-Sixers4guidos Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    The Adriana Lima-Jaric affaire is a nice story to tell, and gives hopes to everyone...
    thank you BDL for all the entertainment, have a great 2009 guys !!
    Regards from Italy
  25. ferrerannee
    25. Posted by ferrerannee Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Happy New Year to you awlll!!!

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