Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:10 am EDT

OK, we know the first decade of the 21st century doesn't really end until 2011. We think. But we also know there have been 10 full NBA seasons played since the phrase "Y2K" was on all of our lips (1999-2000), and here at Ball Don't Lie we've decided to use this as an offseason excuse to rank some of the best and not-so-brightest of the 10 campaigns in question. The result? Why, top 10 lists!
We're well aware of the champions, and even the best also-rans. But what of the worst, the absolute worst, teams of the decade?
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10. 2007-08 New York Knicks
Probably the most pitiable, and easily (nearly by a two-to-one margin) the most compensated losers on this list, that season's Knicks actually lost by an average of only 6.6 points per game on their way to 23 wins. Not the worst we've ever seen, but considering the massive payroll, the way coach Isiah Thomas essentially stopped practicing around the All-Star break and the sheer ridiculousness of the outfit, it deserves inclusion amongst the top 10.

9. 2004-05 New Orleans Hornets
They won only 18 games, their leading scorer (with Baron Davis(notes) playing in just 18 contests) was something called a "Lee Nailon," and the their entire season could ably be summed up by Chris Andersen's(notes) eight missed dunks (amongst several failed attempts to actually start the dunking process) during the 2005 All-Star break.
8. 2002-03 Denver Nuggets
I'm not being flip when I tell you I don't know how a roster like this won even half of its 17 games. This is probably the worst collection of talent on the list, and one of the many reasons I think coach Jeff Bzdelik would be a hell of an NBA coach if given the proper chance. Also, Vincent Yarbrough and Junior Harrington(notes) (36 percent shooting) had to combine to start 90 games. Who would you have gone with, Chris Whitney and John Crotty? They tried that, too.

7. 2007-08 Miami Heat
Plenty of stars — Dwyane Wade(notes), Shaquille O'Neal(notes), Shawn Marion(notes), Anfernee Hardaway(notes) — though they combined to play just 116 games between them. In what will be his coaching swan song (until the Heat get really good again), Pat Riley was consistently forced to draw up plays for Daequan Cook(notes), Chris Quinn(notes) and a litany of NBDL call-ups. The entire second half of the season was essentially an extended training camp (something I applaud the Heat for, actually), and the squad won only 15 times.
6. 2007-08 Seattle SuperSonics
A terrible team that probably could have come in at merely pretty poor, the last SuperSonics outfit probably underachieved a bit as they dealt with their unofficial lame-duck status in Seattle. Kevin Durant(notes) scored over 20 a game in his rookie year, but the team couldn't defend to save its life (see above), and it was off to Oklahoma City by 2008-09.

5. 2008-09 Sacramento Kings
Little sticks out about this team other than the fact it ranked 30th in defensive efficiency in 2008-09, and 25th in offense. That's ... that's hard to do. That's pretty bad. Throw in an off-year from Kevin Martin(notes), iffy crowd support, and some pretty uninspiring games (awful teams can often be entertaining teams; not these Kings), and you have a 17-win team that lost by an average of 8.7 points per game.

4. 2002-03 Cleveland Cavaliers
John Lucas(notes) was brought in to do one thing, and one thing well. Lose. Blow the whole season. Deal with awful uniforms, Dajuan Wagner(notes) as your lottery pick, Ricky Davis(notes), Darius Miles(notes), Smush Parker(notes) and all the pingpong balls you can handle by May. This was one messed-up team.

3. 2000-01 Chicago Bulls
Remember, the summer of 2000 was supposed to be it. Actually, scratch that, Chicago had big designs on the summer of 1999, if we're honest. And, if we're to be completely accurate, the summer of 1998 was supposed to see all sorts of free agents flock to Chicago to eat up the team's cap space. The summer of 1998 didn't happen, for anyone. GM Jerry Krause saw the writing on the wall when most FAs signed with their old teams for more money in the truncated post-lockout offseason, and after talking up the 1999 offseason, he decided to make a few more cap-clearing moves and parlay that money (and two lottery picks) to the 2000 offseason.
The return? An out-of-shape Brad Miller(notes), Ron Mercer, Jamal Crawford(notes) and Marcus Fizer. Fifteen wins, losing by an average of 9.1 points per game.

2. 2004-05 Atlanta Hawks
A bit of under-the-radar suck, 'ere. These Hawks lost a whopping 69 games by an average of 9.8 points per contest, and that's about as miserable as NBA seasons get. Par for the course, when you start Tyronn Lue(notes) and Kenny Anderson as much as you did (66 times), and let Antoine Walker(notes) launch over five 3s a game despite shooting 31.7 percent. The reward for all that? Not Deron Williams(notes). Not Chris Paul(notes). But Marvin Williams(notes). Solid.

1. 1999-2000 Los Angeles Clippers
This team was just all kinds of pathetic. Last in defense, second-to-last in offense; the Clippers came through with a season's worth of miserable ball just as their new flatmates (the eventual champion, Los Angeles Lakers) were winning the first of their three consecutive titles. The team topped off a season that saw it lose 67 games by an average of 11.5 points (far and away the worst on this list) by drafting Darius Miles, and watching as backup center Keith Closs (pictured, barely awake, above) earned himself a deserved beatdown the following summer.
And with the first pick in the 2009 draft, this decade is ending just as it started ...
Questions? Comments? Furious and righteous anger at a world, not to mention top 10 list, gone wrong? Swing by later today at about 2 p.m. Eastern for a BDL mini-chat regarding this very list.
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... As the losses pile up, Cleveland's lottery hopes improve. The NBA's worst team will have a 25 percent chance of getting the No. 1 pick, Akron high school star LeBron James. Cavs fans are keeping close track.One brought a sign that read: ``If you lose, LeBron will come''.
That was me holding the sign. -JK
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I attended the final home game of the season at MSG, against the Celtics. Upon entering the arena, my friends and I were handed free backs of Kettle Corn and M&Ms. At first, we thought it was just an end-of-the-year promotion. Then, at the end of warm-ups, David Lee took the microphone. He actually apologized for how bad the season had been, and informed us that every single food item and non-alcoholic beverage was free for the night. The team was so bad that they felt the need to give away thousands of dollars in food as an apology.
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still cant get over that Birdman video.
all time classic.
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Don't forget you have no "D" Ben on your team now.
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Don't forget you have no "D" Ben on your team now.
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10.) '00 - '01 Wizards (19 wins) - with Mitch Richmond, Juwan Howard, and Rod Strickland all missing serious time this team was forced to put out a major patchwork team - USUAL STARTERS: Jahidi White, Michael Smith, Tyrone Nesby, Richard Hamilton, and Chris Whitney.
9.) '04 - '05 Hornets (18 wins) - Baron Davis, David Wesley and Jamal Magloire all missed significant time, turning a possibly decent team into an abosmal scene of below average players playing basketball? or was it rugby they were trying for? USUAL STARTERS: P.J. Brown, Lee Nailon, Rodney Rogers, JR Smith, Dan Dickau
8.) '99- '00 Bulls (17 wins) - This was one of their early post-Jordan teams, and boy was it bad USUAL STARTERS: Elton Brand, Dickey Simpkins, Ron Artest, Hersey Hawkins, Randy Brown
7.) '02-'03 Cavs (17 wins) - This team should've been halfway decent with Big Z and Boozer on the team, except Ricky Davis was their go to guy, a sad thing in deed. USUAL STARTERS: Z. Ilgauskas, Carlos Boozer, Darius Miles, Rickey Davis, Bob Sura
6.) '00-'01 Warriors (17 wins) - Not much to work with here after they'd given up on the possible great team in the mid 90's of Webber, Sprewell, Owens, Hardaway. So they were left with bad draft after bad draft leading to a team of USUAL STARTERS : Marc Jackson, Antawn Jamison, Larry Hughes, Bob Sura, Mookie Blaylock
5.) '02 - '03 Nuggets (17 wins) - Like the article said, they had one of the worst collections of talent ever assembled. USUAL STARTERS: Nene, Juwan Howard, James Posey, Vincent Yarbrough, Junior Harrington
4.) '07 - '08 Heat (15 wins) - They went through 22 players that year on their roster, Dwayne Wade only played in 51 games, Shaq decided to quit on them and rest his fatt butt until he was traded to the Suns, and although their usual starters doesn't look too bad, it was a swift drop off to guys like Chris Quinn, Joel Anthony, Dorell Wright, and Earl Barron. USUAL STARTERS: Mark Blount, Udonis Haslem, Ricky Davis, Dwayne Wade, Jason Williams
3.) '00 - '01 Bulls (15 wins) - A continuation of their rebuilding period post-Jordan USUAL STARTERS: Elton Brand, Brad Miller, Ron Artest, Fred Hoiberg, Bryce Drew
2.) '99- '00 Clippers (15 wins) - Just garbage ontop of garbage. A few good players, L.O. and derek Anderson could score alright, and Maurice taylors showed signs of something at times, but the rest was garbage USUAL STARTERS: Michael olowokandi, Maurice taylor, lamar Odom, Derek Anderson, Troy Hudson
1.)'04 - '05 Hawks (13 wins) - there is no way a team can only win 13 games and not be considered the worst team of the decade. This team was just starting to rebuild and apparently had forgotten that you need a center on the team and a defensive strategy if you want to even have a chance, they had neither. They also had Antoine Walker and Al harrington who are among the greatest shot happy players to have played during this time. The team didn't even try to win, from day one.- USUAL STARTERS: Antoine Walker, Josh Smith, Al Harrington, Josh Childress, Tyronn Lue
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Just to remind all of you Boston fans, the Celtics before they traded for Garnett and Allen were absolutley pathetic. At one point they had Walker and Ricky Davis leading the way. They definently need to be put on this list as well, man they were by far one of the most unexciting/losing teams to ever play the game.
The New Jersey Nets are really shaping out in 2009-10, they might just beat everyone out for the crown of worst team of the decade!
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Cavs 08-09. beat up on the weaker teams and couldn't beat the good teams. overrated all year. huge frauds
Speaking of frauds......How is Paul Pierce doing these days? You know....the guy that had to be carted of in a wheel chair only to return to the game.
Yeah.....you have a lot of room to talk about frauds......rookie!
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