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A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: Luxist, via Need4Sheed. First A.I., now Sheed. Own Rasheed Wallace's Portland home for a mere $4.9 million.
PF: Rufus On Fire. An odd question came to Arnott while playin' Madden yesterday: Do the Bobcats have a plan?
SF: TechCrunch. Mark Cuban: "When I die, I want to come back as me." That, and his thoughts on losing Nash.
SG: SI.com. Jon Wertheim has a great piece on athletes getting involved in the political campaigns. This is it.
PG: Sactown Royalty. Favorite photoshop/link of the day: "Mikki Moore remains focused on the opera comique."
6th: Blog a Bull. The new Chicago Bulls ad campaign is missing one key component: the Bulls.
7th: HOOPSWORLD. Which active players are headed to the Hall of Fame? (KG, Shaq, Duncan, Kobe ...)
8th: The Torch. The worst shoe commercial you've ever seen, featuring Jalen Rose, John Starks and B. Knight.
9th: Bog. DeShawn Stevenson is growing a flat top, and says he hangs posters of himself in all his houses.
10th: Basketbawful. The Hacker's Commandments, chapter one: "There are at least one or two of these guys in every pickup league: Hackers. They suck the fun out of the game the way Michael Bay sucked the soul out of the Transformers movie."

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  1. dfhoops31
    1. Posted by dfhoops31 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    Wallace making all that money and ur to cheap to get your busted as teeth fixed. WOW WOW
    Get them fixed u fool
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Why'd he need his teeth fixed? They prob'ly work all right for him. You know he's the one besides Maxiell who eats babies. And reporters. So what about his darn teeth?
    BTW, how do people come to questions about CHARLOTTE Basketball when playing MADDEN? That's odder than the question itself...
  3. pricanstar5
    3. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    When that said cheese he showed them.
  4. pricanstar5
    4. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    When they said "Say Cheese" he showed them the Cheese on his teeth.
  5. pricanstar5
    5. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    when they said "say cheese" he showed them the cheese on his teeth.
  6. matt
    6. Posted by matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    When he smiles he looks like he's been smoking crack for 12 years and look like he has been living on the streets and someone gave him a pacers jersey because they felt sorry for him.
  7. The X-man
    7. Posted by The X-man Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    I liked the Transformers movie...
  8. wolfie
    8. Posted by wolfie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    I think he's on some crack or something...have u seen his head also...bald spot!!!
  9. Vikas
    9. Posted by Vikas Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:35 pm EDT

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    respect the sheed
  10. off joy road
    10. Posted by off joy road Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    leave my sheed alone! he grimey baby! thats how we do it in the D bi!....but i do wonder about the wife... if he leaned over grinning with those scuzzy choppers talkin bout "gimme some sugah" i wouldve sent dude to the dentist in an ambulance! cmon dawg u got millions wassup??
  11. off joy road
    11. Posted by off joy road Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    and matt your joke was already lame but it didnt help that u dont even know what team he plays for douche. do u even know bball at all cmon red and blue pacers? please shut up
  12. Frank A
    12. Posted by Frank A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    I want him back in Rip City. SHEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD we would chant and then he would do hist best back to the back basket move and score on anyone in the league. Oh those were the days, but soon very soon Rip City will have its new saviors rise to the occasion for the Larry O'Brien trophy year after year.
  13. Maxx
    13. Posted by Maxx Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:20 pm EDT

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    Sheed's like Steve Buscemi. It's a conscious decision not to have their teeth fixed because it goes along with their public personas. Steve doesn't fix his teeth because his unique look gives him a ton of movie roles. Sheed doesn't fix his teeth probably because he likes his crooked smile - he's hard.
  14. pricanstar5
    14. Posted by pricanstar5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    The Bulls need to trade Gordon. The Bulls should Trade Ben Gordon & Andres Nocioni to New Jersey for Vince Carter. That would replace Gordon's scoring and Nocioni's Defense and vice versa for New Jersey. The Nets stay young and the Bulls wont go over the cap. If the Nets are going to try to get LaBron in 2010 they would then have LaBron James, Ben Gordon, Andres Nocioni, Yi Jianlian, Devin Harris.
  15. Adrian Argh
    15. Posted by Adrian Argh Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    vince carter and defense in the same sentence, please

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