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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:55 pm EDT

The 10-man rotation, starring KG decorating the Garden

By J.E. Skeets

A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: SLAM. Courtesy of Kevin Garnett, every Garden seat will be draped with an adidas t-shirt. Nice guy.
PF: Warriors Examiner. Cheers to the NBA's leading 3-point shooter at 46.7 percent, Anthony Morrow.
SF: Barstool Sports, via BSO. Tupac Shakur is alive, in Boston, wearing an Antoine Walker jersey!
SG: Steve Nash, Twitter. "My dad just beat me in tennis. He's 62. ... It's been that kind of season!"
PG: Garbage Time All-Stars. "Our stat geek can beat up your stat geek!"
6th: Dwight Jaynes. Dear Blazer fans, you're going to hate the Rockets by the time this series ends.
7th: Peachtree Hoops. A preemptive letter to David Stern about the Hawks-Heat series.
8th: NY Times. The regular season ended Wednesday night. Now wheeled migration can begin.
9th: SportsBiz. Darren Rovell: "From now until the start of the playoffs, if you place a bet on any other team but the Lakers, and your team doesn't win, but the Lakers do, you're still good."
10th: Green Street. Glen Davis wants a second nickname: "No, I’m not KG, I’m not at all. I’m Big Baby from LSU, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I’m not the Big Ticket, I’m the Ticket Stub."

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  1. DICK SMOTHERS
    1. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Awwww, look king deepthroat, kg is an interior decorator just like your dad.
  2. Gassy Garry
    2. Posted by Gassy Garry Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    HA-HA, that's all KG is going to ba able to do these playoffs, oh and he'll be a really great cheerleader too!!!
    LAKE SHOW IN THE HOUSE!!!
    LAKERS 2009 NBA champs baby!!!
  3. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    3. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    Smithers, your mom works in construction & your dad works in the garden... Your sister works on the corner & you work on your knees...
  4. Simmsinns
    4. Posted by Simmsinns Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Poor fella, still making himself useful at least.
  5. DICK SMOTHERS
    5. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Yep, on my knees doing you mom doggystyle....king nutslurper.
  6. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    6. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    Smothered D!ck w/Rcice N Gravy, you work on your knees serving male truck drivers at pit sops around the country groupie... I heard you blow all the laker fans for free though... I bet you sit at home and masterbate to Kobe's old dunk contest or is it his draft fay that gets you hard? Does your @ss still work fo Mr. Burns? Not al of you, I heard he just hired your @ss
  7. pistonsfan11
    7. Posted by pistonsfan11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    lame list, as always...
  8. DICK SMOTHERS
    8. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    That was by far, the lamest thing that has ever dripped down your chin and out your mouth.
  9. pistonsfan11
    9. Posted by pistonsfan11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    lame list, as always
  10. pistonsfan11
    10. Posted by pistonsfan11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    pistons nation rise
  11. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    11. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    keep trying smithers, one day, maybe someone will giggle.........maybe
  12. Paul Dawg
    12. Posted by Paul Dawg Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    WOW, KG makes a nice designer.....looks like that's all he'll be doing in the next few months! ! ! HAHAHA....you dumb Boston fans! You didn't think you can win two in a row, did you? Lakers all the way!
  13. tazzmanian34
    13. Posted by tazzmanian34 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    Damn so is KG gonna be the waterboy too? I know he is doin all of this to get attention. He thinks he's gonna pull off a "Willis Reed" and surprise everybody coming out of the locker room. With or without Garnett, the Celtics are done.
  14. Paul Dawg
    14. Posted by Paul Dawg Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Well Put....it takes real champions to win it back to back....2008 Boston Celtics are a bunch of fluke champions! They were lucky Bynum was out last year.
  15. Paul Dawg
    15. Posted by Paul Dawg Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Somebody's getting frustrated!
  16. davy
    16. Posted by davy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    helllla funny
  17. pistonsfan11
    17. Posted by pistonsfan11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    to mateen cleaves to rodney white to Andreas Gliniadakis to the Serbian Gangsta to delfino to ricky paulding to sammy meijia to deron washington and dj white…pistons nation rise!
  18. Iwvelez
    18. Posted by Iwvelez Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Dwight Jaynes ... after this series Rocket fans will remember Portland.
  19. chai_chai
    19. Posted by chai_chai Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    before 1st round:
    lebron + travelling = CRABaliers east top seed!
    after 1st round:
    lebron + loss to pistons = CRYvaliers out of the playoffs!!
    2009 NBA finals:
    Lebron + Home court advantage = watching CELTICS vs LAKERS championship at home!!!
    cleveland will not lose at home. hahaha!!!
  20. Kobe S. Upot
    20. Posted by Kobe S. Upot Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    LAKERS 2009 Champs!!! Champs sa chupaan ng mga bading na ASO!!! Kobe Most Valuable POTSU!!!!
  21. Ambro
    21. Posted by Ambro Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:27 pm EDT

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    just to let u guys know, its not all bout 1 player. the rest of the team is pretty good and has a chance to win it all
  22. imtherealhansen
    22. Posted by imtherealhansen Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    I would think that all Lakers fans would want Boston to make the Finals so they could beat the team that beat them last year. Right now the Lakers are the team with something to prove. They should want the Celtics at full strength and ready to go to prove that at full strength they are the better team, but I guess they will be happy without a true test. They will be happy with th easy road, but little did they know that Cleveland ain't no joke, and Kobe can't win without at least 2 other All Star caliber players around him, whereas LeBron is going to take a team of Role players to the FInals and probably win and yes i know that Mo Williams made the All Star team, but he was a replacement player and thats the best he'll ever be. Pau Gasol and Bynum are going to be perenial stars. Kobe is a horrible teammate, fake thug, and has anal sex with fat, ugly, white chicks.
  23. Ceaser
    23. Posted by Ceaser Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    nice tats pac....
  24. angloamer
    24. Posted by angloamer Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    Its to bad KG is out for the playoffs, is takes a lot away from the excitement of the game. Whoever wins now besides the Celtics will win by default.
  25. Ralphredimix
    25. Posted by Ralphredimix Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    They got me starin at the game from my rearview

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