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Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

The 10-man rotation, starring Dragic's 'Greatest American Hero'

By J.E. Skeets

A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: FH. When it comes right down to it, few things in this world can top Lou read-rappin' "Ice Ice Baby."
PF: Waiting For Next Year. A look at how the current Cavaliers compare to the past 20 NBA Champions.
SF: FreeDarko Presents The Disciples Of Clyde NBA Podcast. "When two becomes one ..."
SG: Bucks.com. You are never too old to look like Bill Walton ... but that doesn't make it right.
PG: Knicks Blog. Can someone tell Marc Berman what Mike D'Antoni did well in his first season with NY?
6th: CelticsBlog. Click to check out the real secret behind Brian Scalabrine's comeback attempt.
7th: The Carbs Dribble. Rockets guard Kyle Lowry must love this new complex stat formula.
8th: Docksquad Sports. Derrick Rose pop art is all the rage right now. Trust me.
9th: The Puns. Did you know the Magic are a whopping 25-5 when Courtney scores 10 points or more?
10th: Club Lakers. A facetious, but well-meaning center returns to Buchanan High to teach a group of remedial teammates known as the Lakers. Yep. Welcome back, Andrew.

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  1. DICK SMOTHERS
    1. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Daaaaannnnng.
  2. Simmsinns
    2. Posted by Simmsinns Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    That performance alone completely makes it up to the Phoenix fans for the Suns missing the playoffs.
    Oh wait, no it doesn't...
  3. JP
    3. Posted by JP Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Man, you dont realize what mutants these people are until you see them off the court...Dragic at least learned English later in life, but what is Lopez's excuse?
  4. Bibz
    4. Posted by Bibz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    HAHA I heard Amundson had an encore performance after the cameras went off where he performed Go Ninja with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as his back up singers. And the king saying PHOENIX has way too much time on their hands was one of the funniest things ive ever read.
  5. TheTruth
    5. Posted by TheTruth Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    Dragic looked like he belonged on one of those Worst of American Idol shows. Even if you discount the accent thing, it was just horrible.
  6. Arthur K
    6. Posted by Arthur K Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    That was Rookie-Hazing at its finest :D
    Altough Lou was pretty cool...
  7. Ralphredimix
    7. Posted by Ralphredimix Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    Is this some sort of punishment for Suns fans?
  8. Kevin
    8. Posted by Kevin Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    ahahahhaha robin lopez CANNOT carry a tune
  9. DICK SMOTHERS
    9. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Gong!
  10. Weston
    10. Posted by Weston Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    Insane
  11. Bibz
    11. Posted by Bibz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    The King: "Let me show you how its done....." Wow as hilarious as your "joke" was, why are all your "jokes" about my penis? Most heterosexual males dont talk about another mans junk but that seems to be your specialty. Kind of strange but whatever floats your boat man. Im not here to judge.
  12. STARDESTROYER
    12. Posted by STARDESTROYER Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    Robin Lopez sounds like a Sesame Street puppet
  13. tazzmanian34
    13. Posted by tazzmanian34 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    LMAO "Sam Cassell look a like"... those are fightin words.
  14. SunToTheDeep
    14. Posted by SunToTheDeep Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    that last one shoulda been shaq...i remember him makin fun of vlade with that song but when i saw lopez come out i felt dissapointed

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