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Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:35 pm EDT

The 10-man rotation, starring Chris Kaman's .50 caliber rifle

By J.E. Skeets

A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out.

C: FanHouse, via BTPH. Chris Kaman(notes) shoots up an '88 Ford Taurus with a .50 caliber rifle.
PF: Basketball Fiend. Headline of the Day: Lamar Odom(notes) eats dip out of Finals trophy.
SF: Sports Radio Interviews. Jeff Van Gundy tells a classic Ron Artest(notes) story.
SG: The Legend of Cecilio Guante. Find out the favorite songs of your favorite Knicks players.
PG: CelticsHub. Setting up the offense 40 feet from the hoop can work if you have Rajon Rondo(notes).
6th: Sysomos. The most active NBA player on Twitter is Celtics' guard Marquis Daniels(notes).
7th: The Sports Hernia. Last night, the Charlotte Bobcats "top performer" was an actual cartoon cat.
8th: SI.com. Nuggets vice president Mark Warkentien's play-in playoff tournament is bloody genius.
9th: Basketbawful. Joakim Noah(notes) will thank ESPN to stay out of his personal affairs.
10th: The Baseline. Shoals: "The NBA needs the Warriors, and so do you, just like all happy families need an alcoholic or an aged aunt who curses at everyone but must be engaged. At the same time, sometimes at Thanksgiving, you get a glimpse at what's underneath all the rancor and turmoil, and you start to wonder, even dream a little."

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Related: Joakim Noah, Rajon Rondo, Marquis Daniels, Chris Kaman, Ron Artest, Lamar Odom, Charlotte Bobcats, The 10-man rotation

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  1. Iwvelez
    1. Posted by Iwvelez Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:08 pm EDT

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    Damnnn nice gun !
  2. wit
    2. Posted by wit Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:09 pm EDT

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    omg, who cares about chris kaman....
    DRINK ORANGE JUICE
  3. zshow888
    3. Posted by zshow888 Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:18 pm EDT

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    Chris Kaman is the man! I care
  4. LG
    4. Posted by LG Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:19 pm EDT

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    I wasn't worried about Kaman joining the German mannshaft... but now... I kind of am
    this is one sad hobby....
  5. chino d
    5. Posted by chino d Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:23 pm EDT

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    crazy white folks!
  6. smakledorf
    6. Posted by smakledorf Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:26 pm EDT

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    how wasteful. if ANY middle eastern person EVER did this stuff on camera, they would be called a terrorist. just goes to show.
  7. air bud
    7. Posted by air bud Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:26 pm EDT

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    nice hobby in "NOWHERE AMERICa"
  8. Reppin 4rm Big D to Jrzy
    8. Posted by Reppin 4rm Big D to Jrzy Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    too bad i got juggernaut and extreme conditiong to go with my silenced ak-74u.....watch out kaman i'm callin in the choppa!!!!!!!!
  9. David R
    9. Posted by David R Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:32 pm EDT

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    soooo now we know where delonte west goes to purchase his firearms
  10. longrangevertical
    10. Posted by longrangevertical Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:41 pm EDT

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    Shooting that powerful gun looks like A LOT of fun.
  11. Eric Z
    11. Posted by Eric Z Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:52 pm EDT

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    what idiots
  12. keir
    12. Posted by keir Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:53 pm EDT

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    I believe bill simmons had the original idea for the 8th-seed one and done tournament
  13. Walter E
    13. Posted by Walter E Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:00 pm EDT

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    Them crazy rednecks...
  14. Walter E
    14. Posted by Walter E Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:05 pm EDT

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    And West was arrested for illegal possession of deadly firearms while a white redneck shoots a high caliber rifle caught on cam for crying out loud... and its cool... again, Them crazy rednecks...
  15. Mitch
    15. Posted by Mitch Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    a nation that glorifies guns.we'll eventually destroy ourselves due to fear.outrages amount of gun deaths every year.yeah i have heard the constitutional argument,tell the victims that!!!!!
  16. Travis
    16. Posted by Travis Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    Wow, what ignorant crap. Too bad. I used to think I liked Kaman. Just another d-bag.
    And yeah, funny how it's okay for white people to do this on camera.
  17. NBAFAN8
    17. Posted by NBAFAN8 Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    Kaman is the man! He is in great shape this season and should average a double double.
  18. NBAFAN8
    18. Posted by NBAFAN8 Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    Kaman is the man! He is in great shape this season and should average a double double.
  19. Robby
    19. Posted by Robby Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:49 pm EDT

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    The last survivors on earth will be gun owners!!!
  20. C-Note
    20. Posted by C-Note Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:54 pm EDT

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    Walter E,
    The difference between West's and Kaman's guns are Kaman legally owns his, meaning they are registered guns. West can't say the same because he illegally purchased his. So don't try comparing the two......f*cking dipsh!t
  21. gerson s
    21. Posted by gerson s Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:03 pm EDT

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    isnt he part german, that nazi blood
  22. Ankap L
    22. Posted by Ankap L Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    Kaman is bomb
  23. gibs0n9
    23. Posted by gibs0n9 Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    everyone should own a gun as long as there is corruption (throughout all levels of social class; elite especially). to initiate peace there must be equality, and right now we have a right to self defense for a damn good reason.
  24. gibs0n9
    24. Posted by gibs0n9 Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:35 pm EDT

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    besides, marksmen skill is fundamentally similar to billiards, golf, basketball, or any other sport that requires any level of coordination.

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