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Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:25 pm EST

Suns' eye chart for Amar'e Stoudemire

By J.E. Skeets


Don't worry, Suns fans — your crack medical staff will have Amar'e Stoudemire back in no time!

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  1. X
    1. Posted by X Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Yes, I see it.
  2. jzoom
    2. Posted by jzoom Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    lol
  3. jzoom
    3. Posted by jzoom Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    i was first derek
  4. jzoom
    4. Posted by jzoom Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    i was first derek
  5. _
    5. Posted by _ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    haha. i hate amare. this is great. low-class blog post by skeets but funny.
  6. jzoom
    6. Posted by jzoom Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    damn, this sucks. i traded duncan earlier in the year for amare, and he had been a dissapointment since then until porter's firing. can't he just patch it up and wear goggles? oh well, i cut him and picked up chris kaman, who is supposed to come back soon. i'm screwed. i lost al jefferson earlier too... =(
  7. JROD
    7. Posted by JROD Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Amar'e Stoudemire's a [profane] He's out for EIGHT weeks with a bum eye? You have to be joking. Man up!
  8. dBl-_-cK
    8. Posted by dBl-_-cK Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    jzoom i lost jefferson and now amare as well i feel your pain, going small now tho I just dropped Kaman
  9. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    9. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    Tacky.
    I love it.
  10. sam spade
    10. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    i had detected retina surgery a few years back. It's no picnic and this isn't funny.
  11. E Cartman
    11. Posted by E Cartman Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    I just sarted.
  12. Tito
    12. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    messed up, but hilarious.
  13. A Yahoo! User
    13. Posted by A Yahoo! User Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:37 pm EST

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    maybe suns dr needs eye surgery ^^
  14. lb2utap
    14. Posted by lb2utap Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    aaarrrrggghhhh! put a patch on his eye. a one eyed , ass pirate amar'e is better than any other phoenix foward with two good eyes.
  15. Valenz
    15. Posted by Valenz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    dang it, amar'e lost, and like some of you i lost al jefferson too, kaman is available but you guys keep an eye for minnesota's kevin love, he almost averages a double double, he will get more boards without jefferson. i can pick bynum but he's not coming back soon.
  16. David Tong (TheVeed)
    16. Posted by David Tong (TheVeed) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    Hehe, Amare's head swelled up so much, his retina got popped off...
  17. nessa
    17. Posted by nessa Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    i dont get it
  18. skyer
    18. Posted by skyer Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    yep .. good to go
  19. dRe
    19. Posted by dRe Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    what a season, first, it was michael redd, after that big al jefferson, now amare, wtf....there goes this season
  20. ralphie_frankie p
    20. Posted by ralphie_frankie p Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    this is the sequel of the Injury-Feb...
    lasy year it was flu attack
    this year...season ending injury
  21. victor r
    21. Posted by victor r Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:18 pm EDT

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    byebye amare, you had played your very last game as a sun. you must go to cleveland with shaq for pavlovic, wallace west and gibson..
    okay? :D
  22. James S
    22. Posted by James S Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:02 pm EDT

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    Lakers bench really looks depleted since they foolishly sent Radmanovich and Chris Mihm packing. For a team looking to win a title, that may come back to haunt them, as Kobe and Gasol are playing too many minutes.
  23. DJ Dynasty
    23. Posted by DJ Dynasty Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    For those of you who think that a patch over the eye is enough, here is a lesson for you..........
    When the retina is detached (whether it is partial or fully detached) and surgery is done to correct it, it still has to remain in a certain position to heal correctly and for vision to return to the impacted eye. A minor bump could cause the retina to detach again. Feet hitting the ground while running can cause it to detach again. Therefore, rest is the only thing that can be done to heal it properly.
    Before making assumptions about him playing with a patch over his eye, do some research.
  24. JOSE M
    24. Posted by JOSE M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    I see it!
    www.thesportschronicles.blogspot.com
  25. REM Jr. Films
    25. Posted by REM Jr. Films Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    I lost Al Jeff...Amare...and REDD...Good thing I traded Tmac b4 he went down...Now I gotta see if I wanna hold on to Terry and Ginobli...SMH

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