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I truly believe that.

Tuesday night, Stephon Marbury(notes) jumped on Ustream — a popular video streaming website once hijacked by Eddy Curry poltergeists — to answer a few questions. What started as a simple show marred by technical difficulties quickly turned into an epic two-hour Q&A rant still marred by technical difficulties. (Neither Marbs nor his "IT department," which consisted of a guy who looked like Hancock, ever got the video working.)

But there was crystal clear audio, and honestly, it was the perfect example of what Twitter should be. "Direct, unfiltered, media free access." And oh, entertaining as all get-out.

In case you missed it, here's some Marbury "Starburyisms" from the live broadcast ...

• "John Stockton is a computer. He's playing chess with you. He's doing stuff to you before it even happens."

• "We gotta bring the haters over. Once we bring 'em over, we goin' overpopulate."

• "Eddie House's kid is funny as hell."

• "Mandarin is gonna be the language in 15-to-20 years."

• "I'm telling you what it is: I know I'm the best point guard in the NBA. I don't need anybody else to tell me that."

• "Can I play lacrosse? Yeah, I can play lacrosse. Jim Brown played lacrosse."

• "I'm not doing a movie like Bassy ... yet. I got a movie coming out Christmas Day. Brooke Shields is in it."

• "Danny Ainge, as a player, was a killer."

• "That's not bling! These are angel wings around my neck!"

• "How did I hurt the Knicks? Tell me how I hurt the Knicks. (pause) Exactly. (laughs) The Knicks hurt you!"

• "Dwyane Wade, you don't guard him. You try to contain him."

• "Can I rap? Yeah, I can rap. But I don't. Rap is just fast talking."

• "It's not easy. There's a lot of games you want to sit down, but something keeps you going."

• "That is bull [expletive]. [Expletive] ... bull. Bull [expletive]. Sheeeeeeeeeet."

• "Nothing wrong with wanting to go home."

Man, I wish I were back in high school just so I could use one of those gems as my yearbook quote.

Stay thirsty for more @StarburyMarbury Ustream sessions, my friends.

Thanks to Twitter associates @russbengtson, @marcel_mutoni, @JustinRWalsh, @PS1968, @pop_martian, @CelticsHoops, @ticktock6, @7SecondsOrMess and @bomani_jones for help pulling these quotes together. Follow them along with Woj/Ludden/Spears, KD and me.

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  1. Coach Isiah Thompson
    1. Posted by Coach Isiah Thompson Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:50 am EDT

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    Reggie Miller's looking good. Stephon Marbury grabs the rebound, passes it to the man, Rodney shoots the 3 and "BOOM" goes the dynamite! Greatest play ever? Les seems to think so, do you? Discuss!
  2. J magic
    2. Posted by J magic Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:14 am EDT

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    I still trying to figure out your post Coach see it countless times please explain.
  3. Rey-Rey
    3. Posted by Rey-Rey Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:18 am EDT

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    His IT dude looked like Mars Blackman.
    A couple more...
    "When I get on the court, I be like a video game for real!"
    "I want a salad from McDonald's with some crispy chicken. And a fruit plate."
  4. uh oh
    4. Posted by uh oh Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:37 am EDT

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    Coach Isiah Thompson should be a yahoo blogger! Genius. When an umpire points his finger at your head, it's very dangerous because in the head is the brain! Ha Ha!
  5. tim
    5. Posted by tim Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:40 am EDT

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    most interesting.. agreed
  6. meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth
    6. Posted by meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:56 am EDT

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    and.... most interesting- only if your i.q. is 12. or under.
  7. none
    7. Posted by none Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:57 am EDT

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    Marbury is completely irrelevant in the basketball world now!! When he is forced to retire in a couple years we won't have to listen to his gob once and for all!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Arman H
    8. Posted by Arman H Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:02 am EDT

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    jOke....LAKers REpeat
  9. Jer
    9. Posted by Jer Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:11 am EDT

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    Is he still gonna be a Celt? I hope not
  10. jskcknit
    10. Posted by jskcknit Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:37 am EDT

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    Great blog Skeets....Steph definitely had us crackin up. The Stockton as a computer was legendary. More NBA players should do this..Allows the fans to really "meet" the players.
  11. luster144
    11. Posted by luster144 Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:40 am EDT

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    i hope boston gets rid of marbury what a joke hehe
  12. Unbiased-fan
    12. Posted by Unbiased-fan Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:54 am EDT

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    much better if stephon will retire
    he is a wash up loser
    he don't belong anywhere
    maybe he should go back to NYK
    LAYURSFA
    no matter where he goes
    he won't fit in
    he should just stayed in the parks of new york
    he is not an NBA material
    he has no shooting skills
    he is just good on handling the ball
    ball handling can't help your team to win a game
    marbury is not in the league of steve nash
    its like comparing a great player(nash) and a punk(maybury)
    everything that came out of NY is soft
    LAYURSFA
  13. Unbiased-fan
    13. Posted by Unbiased-fan Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:56 am EDT

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    but he is handsome in that photo
  14. Jonathan
    14. Posted by Jonathan Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:10 am EDT

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    You know, the "Rap is just fast talking" one isn't that bad.
  15. Kenn B
    15. Posted by Kenn B Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:47 am EDT

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    should have got your education
  16. som1uknow
    16. Posted by som1uknow Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:17 am EDT

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    Definitely an interesting vidcast, probably one of the funniest line was the one where he asked the guy to get him some crispy chicken and that thing with fruits in it at mcD's lol..
    Lol Unbiased fan, you callin someone a washed up loser yet he earns more in a year than what you'll even see in your lifetime and quite possibly the next 10. So yeah, keep callin him that, bet you don't even know how to play B-ball.
  17. _µññ¡¢kø¨D㮩_XèD
    17. Posted by _µññ¡¢kø¨D㮩_XèD Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:13 am EDT

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    "Starbury" as he is called is just a sore loser, no more star just bury..LOLZ!
    i hope the Celts dump him off before he make the team desastrous..:D
  18. sterling
    18. Posted by sterling Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:52 am EDT

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    i do know it,s hard the beat those 13.99 shoes,need them for the kids,send the shoes back to michigan starbury
  19. Scott
    19. Posted by Scott Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:23 am EDT

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    "Nothing wrong with wanting to go home."
    "We gotta bring the haters over. Once we bring 'em over, we goin' overpopulate."
    "It [aint gonna be] easy." "it'll be funny as hell."
    "[Oh and by the way G] I want a salad from McDonald's with some crispy chicken. And a fruit plate."
    The most Mis-Understood Man in the World?
    Oh and yes, the Lakers will Repeat with Lamar Odom.
  20. Scott
    20. Posted by Scott Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:30 am EDT

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    What to do with Marbury? Oh and whatever happened to Steve Francis?
  21. Hitman
    21. Posted by Hitman Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:36 am EDT

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    Lakers will NOT repeat, with or without O Dum.
  22. Garrett
    22. Posted by Garrett Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:45 am EDT

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    Please make a Create-a-Caption with this lol
  23. Unbiased-fan
    23. Posted by Unbiased-fan Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:51 am EDT

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    a loser will always be a loser
  24. GARBAGEMAN
    24. Posted by GARBAGEMAN Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:00 am EDT

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    When ,I first saw this sports blog about Marbury ,I thought to myself oh no Marbury is going to say someting offensive and ruin his maturity process.After reading it I thought man maybe Marbury has changed.Some of these quotes are respectful and funny,and he didnt damage his image at all by doing this.Keep up the good work Marbury You still have fans out there that believe you can still play this game....
  25. teresa s
    25. Posted by teresa s Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:08 am EDT

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    sheeeeeeeeeeet

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