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Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:37 pm EDT

Skeets is down for the count

If you hadn't noticed, or if you're too gobsmacked at the thought of the NBA wheel nearly coming to a complete stop in late August of the offseason, things are pretty slow around here today. 

The reason why? Our beloved J.E. Skeets took a blow to the head from Mehmet Okur during what was supposed to be an exhibition, and he's a little dizzy today.

(Good god, I just quoted a Rocky movie. Just go head and put the Karate Kid series in my Netflix queue, buy me an olive-colored Red Sox hat, and introduce me to Jimmy Kimmel.)

I didn't find out about J.E.'s ailment until early this afternoon, so I'll try to hold the fort down; but in the meantime, this blog is going to sound a lot angrier, its skin is going to peel in the sun after 20 minutes outside, and all sorts of minutia are going to be commented on as if the world depends on it.

(I could have just said, "this blog is going to be a bit more Irish," but it didn't scan as well. You got a problem with that? You do? OK, nevermind. We're cool.)

So let's give our best to Skeets as he sweats away the, uh, sweats up ‘der, and wish the man a speedy recovery. Otherwise, Wednesday will be Ron Harper Appreciation Day here at Ball Don't Lie.

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  1. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    1. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Skeets - Hope you feel better!
    KD - Hope you get angrier and more obtuse!
  2. jennwilburn@...
    2. Posted by jennwilburn@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    Can we hear about his early days with the Cavs? Please. please please
  3. Justin
    3. Posted by Justin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    KD with the the unsolicited swing at Bill Simmons.
  4. Devine
    4. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    One can only assume Skeets fell into a Raskolnikov-esque fever depression after Nightmare Ant failed to reach the DSHOF. I'm pretty sure it's the sole reasonable explanation. Get well soon, comrade. There's always next year.
    And I, for one, can't wait for KD's forthcoming DVD recap of a 2001 Kings/Spurs throwdown, written in either the obsolete vernacular of Eli Cash OR the style of infant Stephen Dedalus. You haven't lived until you've heard Lawrence Funderburke referred to as Nicens Baby Tuckoo.
  5. jlpamc
    5. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    GGeett wweell SSkkeeeettss.
    It's a bite being dizzy and seeing all double and everything.
    Next time, plan your escape better if the husband comes home early again.
  6. mark i
    6. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Mehmet's not a machine! He's a man!
  7. devin c
    7. Posted by devin c Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    Kelly, put up a Create-a-Cap!
  8. Ethanator
    8. Posted by Ethanator Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    Get well soon Skeets!
  9. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    9. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Down goes Skeets! Down goes Skeets!
  10. Jaceman
    10. Posted by Jaceman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Nuts, no Ron Harper appreciation day. I want a Malik Rose appreciation day too. Ooh, ooh, or a Mario Elie appreciation day. I'll take a BJ Armstrong day too if you want.

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