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Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:21 am EDT

Shocking NBA Finals scandal: Two-timin' cheerleader!

By J.E. Skeets

Sean, of Washington, DC, e-mailed SI's Hot Clicks this morning with a Finals blonde-bombshell bombshell. Current Lakers girl, Whitney, was once a — pause for dramatic effect, please don't look down — Celtics dancer!

/drops phone, screams

See, now this 2-0 Celtics' lead all makes sense. Whitney is The Mole! I mean, for crying out loud, she even listed A Million Little Pieces as her favorite book. Yeah, a fake memoir! We really should've seen this coming ...

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  1. pez p
    1. Posted by pez p Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:05 pm EDT

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    well, she could dance for all night long......a girl like that should belong to me
  2. Jamie Mottram
    2. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    I love the way Skeets' bio pic is bird doggin' Whitney.
  3. socal_007
    3. Posted by socal_007 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    She is way to hot to be a Celtic cheerleader.
  4. socal_007
    4. Posted by socal_007 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    Way to hot
  5. desindant
    5. Posted by desindant Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    I think she looks better as a Celtic Girl...either way I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she gave really bad head and her vagina smelled like dumpster juice. LMAO
  6. Kibbitz
    6. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    in LA she's just another blonde... in Boston she was the cream of the crop
  7. patrick
    7. Posted by patrick Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:02 pm EDT

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    It's a little known fact that Laker girls are contractually required to have plastic surgery and breast enhancement surgery. They are also required to use the phrases "Omigawd!" and "Awesome" as much as possible.
  8. bobapower
    8. Posted by bobapower Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    @Jamie: Great catch, LOL.
    Can't blame the brotha.
  9. D
    9. Posted by D Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    that was a good one Rondo. that is one fine woman though.
  10. beebopp
    10. Posted by beebopp Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:30 pm EDT

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    she should be spanked ;-)
  11. pez p
    11. Posted by pez p Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:05 pm EDT

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    I'm gonna fak that beetch!!!
  12. Meghante22
    12. Posted by Meghante22 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:15 pm EDT

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    Good one, Tage L. Apparently you know what you're talking about, smart guy. Get an f****** clue. You really have nothing better to do than elaborate on a random rumor at almost 4 am? Get a life. Go feel your sadness for someone who needs it.

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