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Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:50 pm EDT

Report: Lamar and Khloe's pre-nup includes Lakers tickets

By J.E. Skeets

Before we get into the juicy pre-nup details, a quick question: How many Lamar Odom(notes)-Khloe Kardashian posts do you honestly think we'll run on Ball Don't Lie this season? Three? Ten? Fifty, including a bonus "Kardashians Sit Courtside" photo gallery?

I'm just curious. You tell me.

Anyway, it's been about three weeks since Odom and Khloe "tied the knot," and according to trusty RadarOnline.com, a pre-nuptial agreement has finally been reached.

The details are hilarious:

In the case of an unfortunate divorce, Khloe wanted: a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.

A RadarOnline.com "insider" continues: "There is a tremendous amount of love between the two, and that will prevail in the end. It might get rocky at times, but Lamar and Khloe are very much in love."

You hear that, Stephon Marbury(notes)? Love is love ... and money.

Look, I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Stacked team or not, there's no way the Lakers repeat as champions next year with a Kardashian involved. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Phil Jackson demands his power forward to divorce Khloe after, say, a three-game losing streak in mid-March.

That, or she'll be made the Lakers' new starting point guard. The Zen Master works in mysterious ways.

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  1. Travis
    1. Posted by Travis Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    You know, with Lamar's money, $500k per year for each year they were married is fine. But, this is too much: "$25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family."
    Doesn't signing a pre-nup like that indicate that you're with a gold-digger, Lamar? It's not just a little embarrassing?
  2. Travis
    2. Posted by Travis Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:06 pm EDT

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    You know, with Lamar's money, $500k per year for each year they were married is fine. But, this is too much: "$25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family."
    Doesn't signing a pre-nup like that indicate that you're with a gold-digger, Lamar? It's not just a little embarrassing?
  3. yas
    3. Posted by yas Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:21 pm EDT

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    No .. can't be true, take the money and run?
    Only a woman can take a perfectly sane man and make him insane.
  4. brad
    4. Posted by brad Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:24 pm EDT

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    I agree with travis. that pre-nup is ridiculous. he's looking at close to a mil per year.
  5. yueyue
    5. Posted by yueyue Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:24 pm EDT

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    wtf
  6. Rogets
    6. Posted by Rogets Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:27 pm EDT

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    500k is more than enough...chloe came up big.
  7. Hitman
    7. Posted by Hitman Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:27 pm EDT

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    Only $1000.00 a month for beauty care? Who is kidding who?
  8. rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier)
    8. Posted by rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier) Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:27 pm EDT

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    Not a fan of the Kardashians......but dayum!! She looks hot in that dress........lol
  9. seans
    9. Posted by seans Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:29 pm EDT

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    What that's some BullS%$!
  10. SoCalnative1
    10. Posted by SoCalnative1 Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:30 pm EDT

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    That's bullsh!t!.......LO, your lawyer did you wrong.
  11. Dana
    11. Posted by Dana Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:33 pm EDT

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    wtf are u kidding me Lamar.
  12. Joseph R
    12. Posted by Joseph R Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:33 pm EDT

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    This is just such a big mistake on Lamar's part. Candy or not.
    I put the over/under at total years (if not months) that these people are "married" at 2.
    At least he has a prenup.
  13. Farmer
    13. Posted by Farmer Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    This is absolute failure in life for Odom. This Hollywood Cancer took advantage of Odom's weak and feeble mind from when his son died. This is why Hollywood is evil.
  14. rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier)
    14. Posted by rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier) Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:37 pm EDT

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    WTF does he get if the get divorced? Her sister?
    What a joke!
  15. Amir Ali Samimi Nemati
    15. Posted by Amir Ali Samimi Nemati Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    This marriage will mess up his game!!!! We all know that the freakin Kardashian's are all gold diggers, materialistic and UGLY!!! Lamar already had attention from all of his fans, but what was his purpose of marriage THIS!!!! Did he have too much candy again????
  16. SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen!
    16. Posted by SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen! Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    g1 boomer that actually had me LMAO
  17. Nicholas
    17. Posted by Nicholas Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:41 pm EDT

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    its actually not all that bad considering how much he makes. Lets say the mairage lasts TOPS 5 years. Thats 2.5 million. plus 372,000/year for her "expenses." She comes from an insanely wealthy family and its likely that theyre new house was paid for in part with her family money. A new luxury vehicle at the end of every LEASE cycle means that she wont own any of these cars. Even leasing a ferrari is only like 30,000 a year.
    so basically he has to give her 400,000 a year which is only 5% of his yearly income + the 2.5 mil lump sum which is also not that much to him. and i really doubt he has to pay for the season tickets.
    may seem like crazy amounts of money to us normal people but really, in the case of divorce she's not taking all that much from him. there both beyond balling anyways
  18. SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen!
    18. Posted by SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen! Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:41 pm EDT

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    so Boom let me get this straight ....you never called Z a top 5 center......in the East maybe?
  19. Amir Ali Samimi Nemati
    19. Posted by Amir Ali Samimi Nemati Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:43 pm EDT

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    This marriage will mess up his game!!!! We all know that the freakin Kardashian's are all gold diggers, materialistic and UGLY!!! Lamar already had attention from all of his fans, but what was his purpose of marriage THIS!!!! Did he have too much candy again????
  20. Nicholas
    20. Posted by Nicholas Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:45 pm EDT

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    besides the house (which may have been a wedding present paid for in part by her family). If they settled in court she gets half of all assets and close to half of his yearly income. At the rates that they have in their prenup + the lump sum it would take her 15 years to make what he makes in ONE year. do your math before over reacting people
  21. jeremey h
    21. Posted by jeremey h Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:45 pm EDT

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    lamar odom is dumber than i thought.Khloe is shamming him,at least Kim didnt get my man reggie bush lyk dat
  22. Bishop
    22. Posted by Bishop Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:46 pm EDT

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    This b1tch just it tha lottery...
  23. SoCalnative1
    23. Posted by SoCalnative1 Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:49 pm EDT

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    SCSF.......Bynum is beginning to play like the Bynum we hoped he would, isn't he? If he continues to play that way, there is no way the Lakers can be beat......
  24. rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier)
    24. Posted by rstealercavsfan (Shaqalier) Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:52 pm EDT

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    SCSF............thanks....
    And to answer your question.......In the East I think that Big Z would have been.......but overall......no!
    Don't get me wrong though.......I like him on the team.......especially with his outside shot.
    And he might be the best Center in the league that comes off the bench.

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