October 21, 2009
Before we get into the juicy pre-nup details, a quick question: How many Lamar Odom(notes)-Khloe Kardashian posts do you honestly think we'll run on Ball Don't Lie this season? Three? Ten? Fifty, including a bonus "Kardashians Sit Courtside" photo gallery?
I'm just curious. You tell me.
Anyway, it's been about three weeks since Odom and Khloe "tied the knot," and according to trusty RadarOnline.com, a pre-nuptial agreement has finally been reached.
The details are hilarious:
In the case of an unfortunate divorce, Khloe wanted: a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.
A RadarOnline.com "insider" continues: "There is a tremendous amount of love between the two, and that will prevail in the end. It might get rocky at times, but Lamar and Khloe are very much in love."
Look, I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Stacked team or not, there's no way the Lakers repeat as champions next year with a Kardashian involved. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Phil Jackson demands his power forward to divorce Khloe after, say, a three-game losing streak in mid-March.
That, or she'll be made the Lakers' new starting point guard. The Zen Master works in mysterious ways.