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In case any of you have a few million that's burning a hole in your jean jacket pocket, I was just informed that ex-Sonic and current Orlando Magic forward Rashard Lewis(notes) is still looking to sell his elegant lakefront home in Washington State for a cool $4.9 million.

Whoa whoa whoa! Don't everyone shout out bids at once! I'm sure 'Shard owns multiple estates we can all buy to build tiny green and red hotels on. How else do you explain the fact that he drives a tiny top hat into work everyday? The guy is made of money, people. Seriously.

For $4,994,876 you get some 8,000-square-feet, five bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms, a swimming pool (which, knowing 'Shard's game, has a deep end — RIM SHOT!), an open gourmet kitchen/family room, a lake level game room, a wet bar, a movie theater (complete with funny little basketball light fixtures) and a sun room. Oh, there's also a dock with two slips and two jet-ski lifts, Kenny Powers. It's really just "a casual elegant lifestyle throughout."

To see more pictures of 'Shard's Mercer Island pad, look below or just follow this link.

Happy bidding!



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