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Los Angeles Lakers rookie Sun Yue has been oddly compared to Magic Johnson, but Jannis Carr at the Orange County Register thinks The Monkey King is much more similar to Spurs guard Tony Parker. Her simple explanation: "Both possess speed and agility on the court." And sexy, significant others.

But that comparison is much too kind to T-Pizzle's Eva. I mean, isn't it obvious? Sun, and his lovely Chinese girlfriend, Gu Chen, are the new Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima of the coveted NBA bench/supermodel "scene." I, for one, look forward to seeing if Gu can wrestle away the Bedlam crown from young Lima.

For more pics of the lovely Gu, click here.

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  1. JD
    1. Posted by JD Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    dang she's fine
    micheal redd perhaps?
  2. idkmyabcs
    2. Posted by idkmyabcs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    noooooo nvm
  3. Matt A
    3. Posted by Matt A Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:38 pm EDT

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    Go lakers!
  4. Morris Blue
    4. Posted by Morris Blue Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    she's fine, but this chick cant hold a candle to candle to ms. lima.
  5. Shep D
    5. Posted by Shep D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    I want to be an NBA back up so, so very bad.
  6. Norsktroll
    6. Posted by Norsktroll Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    Didn't he just get infected with mononucleosis?
  7. trer
    7. Posted by trer Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    So how did he get mono again?
  8. Vince L
    8. Posted by Vince L Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:36 pm EDT

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    isnt that sun yue with a bikini? same face, no tits...
  9. vivalootigary
    9. Posted by vivalootigary Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:36 pm EDT

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    she is fine for a man with little dinky .
  10. DigitalB
    10. Posted by DigitalB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    she's all right ..nice lips and belly but no tits ....I'm thinkin that MMA chick is hotter Gina Carano!!!
  11. zen34lk
    11. Posted by zen34lk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Not bad!
  12. David
    12. Posted by David Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    What is up with #6 and $9's idiotic comments? The "me love you long time" bull [profane]. Ridiculous, man. *waiting for the ching chong mack-a-hoy* comments.
  13. woody b
    13. Posted by woody b Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    shes hot. but shes whiter then most white people
  14. Realest
    14. Posted by Realest Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    Um what makes her any different from any other asian girl?
  15. ~PANCHO~
    15. Posted by ~PANCHO~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:41 pm EDT

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    Quit crying David, you big sissy! I have Mexican blood in me......how bout "i got a chile to put in her rice bowl?"
  16. ~PANCHO~
    16. Posted by ~PANCHO~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:41 pm EDT

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    Quit crying David, you big sissy! I have Mexican blood in me......how bout "i got a chile to put in her rice bowl?"
  17. fireguy
    17. Posted by fireguy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Bring back Anna Benson, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. dawg
    18. Posted by dawg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    I do her and then to make sure i liked it
  19. dawg
    19. Posted by dawg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    Again
  20. greg v
    20. Posted by greg v Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    wow she is so hot
  21. BARRY C
    21. Posted by BARRY C Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Tony Parker and Sun are foreigners taking away American jobs and income. As a patriot
    I offer to take over either financial contract and play at one-half the current fee. Of course as an eminently fair and compassionate human being, I will accept the obligation to be married to or continue dating current social obligations.
    The only drawback to my proposal is that under the Americans with Disabilities Act, all games will have to be played half-court.
  22. chinthung
    22. Posted by chinthung Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    mamamia i'm hungry please feed me mama
  23. rdb23
    23. Posted by rdb23 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    bang bang
  24. ult_vega
    24. Posted by ult_vega Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:27 pm EDT

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    There's no comparison with Eva - she's hotter than Eva.. especially without makeup..

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