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Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:10 am EST

Photo fun: Korver's ducking defense, Howard's offensive offense

By J.E. Skeets


If anyone out there in the ether can Photoshop these two photos together so it looks like Kyle Korver is ducking away from Dwight Howard trying to grab his junk ... well, I'm pretty sure you'd have a 'Photo of the Year' candidate on your hands.

(Bonus points if you can throw in a couch pillow.)

Update: That didn't take long. Good stuff, M.G.
Update 2: Oh, here's another. Thanks, Matt.
Update 3: This one's pretty realistic. Long live, 289.

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  1. Sky P
    1. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    I see this as more of a caption contest.
    Photo with Korver: "GAH!, Spider!!! GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!!!"
  2. M G
    2. Posted by M G Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    Here you go... http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6536/korverhowardjz7.jpg
  3. Jeff Wong
    3. Posted by Jeff Wong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    I love the look on Kris Humphries' face: "Um... h-heeyy..."
    Humphries is out day-to-day with a pulled groin.
    http://www.thescore.ca/blogs/basketball/index.asp?name=basketball/2008/03/fourpoint_play_30.html
  4. Erik Archer
    4. Posted by Erik Archer Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:05 pm EDT

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    no see, Kyle Korver is letting one rip. Yeah, he does that.
  5. KittyW
    5. Posted by KittyW Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    i hate korver. lol
  6. Dustan S
    6. Posted by Dustan S Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:12 pm EDT

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    Looks like "Superman" thinks Humphries would look better with the Stevie look.
  7. syk_delik
    7. Posted by syk_delik Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    howard tried a reggie evans, but got all air (or humphries jr is too small... )
  8. Steve
    8. Posted by Steve Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    the third one looks like dwight is tickling korver and korver's enjoying it like little kid
  9. Scott
    9. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Looks like Korver just said penis for the first time and is giggling about it...
  10. Cools
    10. Posted by Cools Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:25 pm EDT

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    i think it would look funnier photoshoping korver with humphries
  11. DBliveaction09
    11. Posted by DBliveaction09 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:33 pm EDT

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    rofl
  12. Jordan K
    12. Posted by Jordan K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    i'm a huge utah fan. i watched that game, and he didn't have time to take the charge, so that was just the position he was in. everybody who thinks korver sucks, you suck! the jazz are 19-4 since we got him in the girecek trade. and it looks like howard is trying to stick his hand down humphries pants. (he's gay)!
  13. Arnaldo S
    13. Posted by Arnaldo S Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:47 pm EDT

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    I didn't know that Daryl Strawberry was a referee now.
  14. aaronjab
    14. Posted by aaronjab Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    No wedgie submissions?! I would have thought for sure someone would go that route.
  15. Son
    15. Posted by Son Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    i wonder if humphries will press charges for harrassment
  16. atikiN
    16. Posted by atikiN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nbafo5.jpg
  17. Twilamarie
    17. Posted by Twilamarie Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    Can't you see? Korver is ready to unload a can of Tae-bo on McCants.
  18. dragz22
    18. Posted by dragz22 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Lar
  19. Jon
    19. Posted by Jon Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    i love it when someone puts "first" and they are 19th. true intelligence going on there.
  20. aliquidparadigm
    20. Posted by aliquidparadigm Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    I did a few... I prefer the first. No pillow. Heh.
    http://afilmonrewind.home.comcast.net/howardkorver1.jpg
    http://afilmonrewind.home.comcast.net/howardkorver2.jpg
  21. rey-an g
    21. Posted by rey-an g Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    nbadish24.blogspot.com visit this hahahaha
  22. wally a
    22. Posted by wally a Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    see this is much better than reading a Dwyer column... silly but clever at the same time. Dwyer is just plain BS
  23. James R
    23. Posted by James R Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:48 pm EDT

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    i like 10, good call
  24. M D
    24. Posted by M D Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    how do you post the picture?

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