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Kevin Garnett: "Hey, Mayday. Is Rick Fox still eyeing my sandwich?"

According to HOOPSWORLD’s Travis Heath, the Celtics' locker room at the Staples Center in Los Angeles "was a bearded lady and lion tamer away from turning into a full-fledged circus after the game" last night. The Hollywood stars were everywhere.

And apparently no celebrity was more popular than Seth McFarland -- the voice of Stewie Griffin from the Family Guy. McFarland signed a few DVDs for Leon Powe and Scot Pollard, and then broke into character before leaving the locker room rolling around laughing.

There's no report on what "Stewie" actually said to the C’s, but hopefully it went a little something like so:

"How you uh, how you comin' on that jumper you're working on, Pollard? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big shot comin’ up? Gotta, gotta nice little jumper you're working on there? Your big jumper you've been working on for 10 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling little runner, too? Yeah? Gotta get that in a game? Huh? Gotta nice little offensive game brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh?"
(voice getting higher pitched) "Yea, talking about that jumper years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little jumper? Elbow in, follow-thru? Balance, eyes at the beginning? At the end a nice little swish? Yeah? Yeah?"

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  1. shawn
    1. Posted by shawn Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    is there any way we can get a hold of that video?
  2. lenny50
    2. Posted by lenny50 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    The whyte man looks scared of a real blck man!! just think when barak becomes president of the u.s.
  3. dookie
    3. Posted by dookie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    Lenny, your political commentary is priceless...especially considering the fact that YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME PROPERLY!!!!
    This is why a REPRESENTATIVE democracy was chosen...
    Jay
  4. lenny50
    4. Posted by lenny50 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Yo jay? or j? suck my fat d*ck!! spell that!!
  5. Lamar p
    5. Posted by Lamar p Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    You tell him lenny50.. jason always staring some mess. he just a hater.
  6. Sal will win.com
    6. Posted by Sal will win.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:00 pm EDT

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    is that rick fox back there?
  7. dookie
    7. Posted by dookie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    It's OK. I'm sure I don't have to worry about you voting anyway :)
    Lamar is right. I just a hater.
    Jay
  8. Corey J
    8. Posted by Corey J Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    Lol at jason.. lol. you guys are childish!!
  9. kumar.samir
    9. Posted by kumar.samir Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    McFarlane.
    Haha, figures Pollard'd be the guy to get DVDs signed. He seems like he's watching Family Guy during his..erm...free time. Lots of free time.
  10. pat man j
    10. Posted by pat man j Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    that is rick fox! and i want a video of mcfarland ripping on pollard. everyone knows that its pollards world; we just live in it
  11. lowend04
    11. Posted by lowend04 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:58 pm EDT

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    Staring some mess? Wow. Someone has to make sure the fries are fresh at McDonald's I guess... Oh, and I can't wait for BARAK to be our next president.
  12. dookie
    12. Posted by dookie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    LOL at lowend...I think he's Egyptian, right?
    Jay
  13. snake
    13. Posted by snake Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Lenny? Lamar? It's because of black men like you that the backlash vote will keep Obama out of office. When it comes to attitudes and hatin', start lookin' at yourself first. Deal with the fact that no one respects your opinions. How 'bout we just talk hoops,huh?
  14. razzle dazzle
    14. Posted by razzle dazzle Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Yo Skeets, I totally remember that episode of Family Guy. Stewie and Brian's novel... I always have a hard time trying to reenact that skit. Props for writing it well.
  15. La muerta
    15. Posted by La muerta Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Skeets said 'swish'.
  16. sergio w
    16. Posted by sergio w Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    yea, representative democracy a republic to avoid mob rule ... I dont mean the soprano's.. so the white kids dont vote for pam anderson as president and think hip hop is the ultimatle cool style
  17. sergio w
    17. Posted by sergio w Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    yea, representative democracy a republic to avoid mob rule ... I dont mean the soprano's.. so the white kids dont vote for pam anderson as president and think hip hop is the ultimatle cool style
  18. sergio w
    18. Posted by sergio w Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    they both look egyptian and scot pollard too. Rick fox the ultimate Bahamian, he;s nothin without the lakers and vanesa williams.. Isnt Barack, Bahamian ????

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