Photo: Matt Bonner sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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Matt Bonner expects this to be the greatest BDL comment thread of all-time, so don't let him down. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. He's a madman who eats lightning and farts thunder.

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1. Posted by shadowdog87 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:15 pm EDT
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Hide the babies!
2. Posted by David Noel Fan Club Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner is so tough theres no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.
3. Posted by truthaboutit.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT
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"Plus....Bonner signed the sign...total score!! Now if that creepy old man to my right would just stop bothering me about my backwards hat."
-Dude
4. Posted by DontFront Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:38 pm EDT
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Superman wears Matt Bonner Pajama's
5. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT
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Isn't he just a moderately better, less hilarious, Western conference version of Brian Scalabrine?
6. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner doesn't rebound, the ball automatically falls in his hands for fear of it's life if it bounces anywhere else.
7. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT
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....and they call him "thunderfarter."
8. Posted by Mask Marval Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT
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Thats funny becuase I sleep with a pillow under a katana sword...no night light for me
9. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner gets indigestion when swallowing his pride.
10. Posted by tmic23 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:13 pm EDT
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The 'Red rocket'! He took the public transit to practices/games when he played in Toronto, 'nuff said!
11. Posted by Travis M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:20 pm EDT
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If your brother holds the sign it doesn't count.
12. Posted by MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT
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Pumpkin, you got it in one. He is a poor mans Veal Scalabrine. When your persona outperforms your on court performances, then you have found your niche as a cult hero. He was nicknamed Red Rocket ( the name of the downtown commute system ) when with the Raptors. That says it all.
He is not allowed on the bike. He must remain in the sidecar at all times.
13. Posted by STFUhankStein Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner so tuff hes banned in six states and is known to practice his dribble bear foot over shattered glass
14. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT
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...and thus starts Matt Bonner's road to the BDL Hall of Fame (along with Dwight, Eddy Curry, Bosh, Mighty Mouse, and Adriana Lima).
My work is done.
15. Posted by Lajames W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner was banned from the UFC and the Kumite so he had to take up Basketball. Which is when his hair turned red from all of the pent up anger and rage.
16. Posted by chris c Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT
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the boogeyman checks his closet at night for matt bonner.
matt bonner only uses pencils without erasers, because matt bonner never makes mistakes.
matt bonner once chocked someone out with a cordless phone.
matt bonner is worth 12 electoral votes
i can go all day people!!!
17. Posted by chris o Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner gets on his hands and knees and barks at KG
18. Posted by Sumin K Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT
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matt bonner's so sexy justin timberlake gave him sexy back
19. Posted by michael c Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:51 pm EDT
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every year, one lucky child gets chosen to be thrown into the sun by matt bonner.
20. Posted by tmic23 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:13 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner and Chuck Norris only ever met once... that was the day dinosaurs went extinct.
21. Posted by scooter281 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT
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Matt Bonner never draws iron. The basket expands out of fear when his shot approaches.
22. Posted by scooter281 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT
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Man leaning back to the right of the sign: Ummm....Who's Matt Bonner?
23. Posted by bong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT
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"every year, one lucky child gets chosen to be thrown into the sun by matt bonner. "
...and the rest that don't get thrown into Jason Maxiell.
24. Posted by rapscallion Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT
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You can't divide by zero, but Matt Bonner can.
25. Posted by Michael H Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:16 pm EDT
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matt bonner once made a three pointer in both hoops on the same shot