July 30, 2009
Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.
I'm usually pretty up to date on NBA memes. I am well aware of such famous memes as: "Shawn Kemp has a lot of kids," "Ron Artest is insane," and Tyler HansBro. However, through random eBay searches I have uncovered the most confusing meme of all time: "Got Steve Francis(notes)?"
I guess my first thought is, "No, I don't have Steve Francis." And I'm OK with that. But I'm really confused about this. Is this something that was big in Houston, Orlando or New York? Maybe it's a crack on the Grizzlies, who Francis famously wouldn't play for in 1999. I literally have no idea what this could possibly mean, but there is a t-shirt and window decal available on eBay.
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