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Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:25 pm EDT

Phenomenal Swag: Exclusive Birdman tee

By J.E. Skeets


Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internets for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. E-mail Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.

If for any reason you doubted that Chris Andersen was the palpitating, irregularly beating heart of the Denver Nuggets, doubt no more. Why you ask? Because this t-shirt exists.

These shirts are so special that you can't even get it by standard online shopping means. No, you either have to spend $50 at AltitudeAuthentics.com on a combination of Denver sporting apparel (or oddly, the Arsenal Gunners?) and get the shirt thrown in, visit the Altitude Authentics store at the Pepsi Center, or call the Nuggets mailing center and actually speak the words "I want the Birdman shirt." You would actually say that. You would be awesome.

The shirt is only $12 plus shipping, and one of those dollars goes to Andersen's favorite charity, The Alliance for Children's Education. Ol' Birdman is for the children.

Ball Don't Lie's Swag Rating: Five Muggsy Bogues!

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  1. Randy P
    1. Posted by Randy P Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:44 pm EDT

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    I want one, but will he be a Nugget next year?
  2. ticktock6
    2. Posted by ticktock6 Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:54 pm EDT

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    When he was in New Orleans, I believe there was a giant Birdman billboard that actually said, "FEEL THE BUZZ" or "CATCH THE BUZZ" or something.
    Insert terrible joke here.
  3. Erasmo R
    3. Posted by Erasmo R Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    Go Rockets! balzers in 6, what? Rockets in 5 son!
  4. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    4. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:13 pm EDT

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    it should come with a free 8ball
  5. brian
    5. Posted by brian Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:17 pm EDT

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    derailedink.com has an even better birdman shirt
  6. Simmsinns
    6. Posted by Simmsinns Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:25 pm EDT

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    I'm not not a Denver fan, but I really like Birdman and these shirts are freaking awesome! Nice find and fair rating, Skeets.
    I'll have my fingers crossed for Cavs signing him in the off-season.
  7. Rise With Us
    7. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    I cant stand this tweaker!! Go back to rehab. I'd rather wear LJ's grand mama t-shirt!!
  8. Joshua S
    8. Posted by Joshua S Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    I agree with Simmsinns.
    I think the Cavs need a wanna-be Dennis Rodman to go with their wanna-be Michael Jordan. I have to admit the he Cavs are looking good this playoffs, but let's hope that too much time off doesn't make them rusty.
  9. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    9. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:46 pm EDT

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    Joshua I think you need a new wanna-be idol so you wont wanna grow up to be a wanna-be just like him
  10. thelegendarygregostertag
    10. Posted by thelegendarygregostertag Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:07 pm EDT

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    Birdman willed me to win my first fantasy playoff matchup a couple of weeks ago with some incredible blocks. Since then I've been sending Anderson related news to the dude I defeated. I think I'm going to buy him this shirt.
  11. 3xpo
    11. Posted by 3xpo Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:13 pm EDT

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    that shirt actually doesn't look that bad
  12. Anton
    12. Posted by Anton Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:47 pm EDT

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    I wonder if the shirt reeks of cannabis.
  13. gaborik10m
    13. Posted by gaborik10m Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    Glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkk!
    I'm sorry, I just vomited...
  14. tessle
    14. Posted by tessle Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    i think they nuggets owner owns a big chunk of arsenal, which i guess is why they sell arsenal stuff on there
  15. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah
    15. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg MEssiah Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    FYI - you dont get suspended a year for cannabis... (ask lamar odom)
  16. 31 year old Prince Juiced James Lost Again
    16. Posted by 31 year old Prince Juiced James Lost Again Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    I wonder how the real birdman aka baby feel about chris taking his name.... I love it when he blocks a shot and pretends to fix his hair.... this guy is a nut.... pure comedy..... and on a basketball note... he sucks....
  17. hydro
    17. Posted by hydro Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:27 pm EDT

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    I thought he wanted to be called Birdzilla?
  18. shumaen
    18. Posted by shumaen Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:32 pm EDT

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    Do they call him the birdman b/c he used to get high?
  19. Ty D
    19. Posted by Ty D Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:52 pm EDT

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    @ #18..
    What do you mean USED to?
  20. Greg W
    20. Posted by Greg W Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:59 pm EDT

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    Most sales of the shirts go directly to L.A. Looks for Chris Anderson's hair gel. A portion of the proceeds also touch up his prison tats. Keep it real Chris!
  21. Mr.Wunderful
    21. Posted by Mr.Wunderful Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:04 pm EDT

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    Big ups to all u haters
  22. chris_the_hun
    22. Posted by chris_the_hun Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:06 pm EDT

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    i'd buy it.
  23. COWBOY K
    23. Posted by COWBOY K Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:10 pm EDT

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    Birdman of Alcatraz, oh wait, you were talking about that clown up in Denver, my mistake, oh well the setting should be the same. BREAKING NEWS.............. LAKERS WIN CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN
  24. Zapp
    24. Posted by Zapp Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:59 pm EDT

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    One word: Dope!
  25. Shadow Samurai X
    25. Posted by Shadow Samurai X Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    Thank you DAC! I'm sick of all those jerks whor are ripping the man because he made mistakes IN THE PAST! IF HE WAS SUCH A DRUGGIE STILL HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE PLAYING BECAUSE NO ONE IS BEING MONITORED IN THE NBA AS CLOSE AS HE IS. SO ALL OF YOU FOOLS WHO HAVE TO KEEP ON DOGGING HIM CAN GO TO HELL!

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