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Wed Oct 07 03:40pm EDT

Phenomenal Swag: Carmelo Anthony's signature scent

By Trey Kerby

Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.

'Sup, bros.

Tired of having the ladies tell you that you smell to normal? Wish you had the musk of someone who shoots .583 from three-point land in the last four minutes of a basketball game, with neither team leading by five or more points? Wish you had the courage to wear a jumpsuit on an airplane like a regular Midwestern father?

Wait no more, Carmelo Anthony's "Stay Up" TAG Body Spray is here.

Now you too can smell like Carmelo Anthony(notes), "both on the court and in the club." (Huh?) It's "so fresh, it's beyond body spray," so you know it's the good stuff. Buy a can of this, get a crisp $100 bill, and buy some lucky a lady a blouse. This is the fragrance that will "accentuate your success."

Ball Don't Lie's Swag Rating: One stinkin' Muggsy ... 

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