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Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:30 am EST

Perk and Rondo need a sidekick nickname

Comcast SportsNet's Celtics Blog is trying to find a collective nickname for the C's "other two starters" — Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo.

All good heroes need a sidekick and Perk and Rondo have proved themselves more than worthy. They've become the Robin to the Big Three's Batman. They’re the Bake to their Shake or, if you prefer, the Magic Men to their El Diablo. They deserve a nickname that expresses this.

Ideally, I think the name should be collective, one that describes them as one unified entity. For instance, Slash and Scowl is pretty good, but it doesn't flow with the Big Three. [...] It should be "The Big Three and ... Boom!" Think about some classic WWF tag team like the Hart Foundation, Strike Force, Demolition or the Natural Disasters. That's what we're looking for.

Rich Levine at CB suggests "Superbad," as in "The Big Three and Superbad." His reasoning is that "they're both bad ass mothers on the court" and they're kind of like the characters in the movie — "just two young guys running around, learning the ropes and kicking ass."

Not bad, not bad. But I think the BDL nation can do better. So what do you think? Let's hear your Perk and Rondo sidekick nickname suggestions in the comments below. I'll talk to Sheed.

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  1. Drew
    1. Posted by Drew Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I like The Road Warriors nicknames Hawk and Animal. Rondo is Hawk with his quick speed and ability to snatch the ball from opponents grasp. Perk is Animal, a tenacious rebounder and tough defender.
  2. Crazy Rob
    2. Posted by Crazy Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Let's see...The Big Three and The Dominators
  3. Crazy Rob
    3. Posted by Crazy Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Or The Big Three & Team Green
  4. Andrew
    4. Posted by Andrew Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    Drew,
    I like that too, but instead of Road Warriors, how about the Legion of Doom (or L.O.D)?
    The Big 3 and the L.O.D...
  5. B.A.D.
    5. Posted by B.A.D. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:19 pm EDT

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    The Big Three and the Twins (from the movie "Twins" starring Perk as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rondo as Danny DeVito). Slight unintentional dis to Rondo, but it seems as if he's not well respected among players / former players anyways.
  6. eddie a
    6. Posted by eddie a Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Big Three and The men on a mission
  7. Hambone
    7. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    A few ideas...
    1. Then Some (as in The Big Three and Then Some)
    2. If not L.O.D. then the Blade Runners (Sting and the Ultimate Warrior)
    3. The Wonder Twins (it would be hilarious)
    4. The Kids' Table
  8. Hambone
    8. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    ( as in Big D and the Kids' Table)
  9. iverson3green
    9. Posted by iverson3green Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    How bout the Big Three and Lucky S.O.B.'s. I mean come on...how hard is it to get points when you're on a team with offensive weapons like Paul Pierce, Ray Ray, and KG. These two players are the luckiest players in the NBA.
  10. thejumpoff_24
    10. Posted by thejumpoff_24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    the small two
  11. chaoz_golem
    11. Posted by chaoz_golem Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    With their powers combine, the celtics are captain planet!
  12. inanemusings
    12. Posted by inanemusings Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:36 am EST

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    I like Slash and Scowl even if they don't roll off the tongue. Perk's scowl made Jermaine O'Neal pee his pants a little.
  13. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    13. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    How about The Big 3, and The Two Guys Who Are Completely Interchangable With Any Other Role Players In The NBA And Are Super Overrated Right Now So Everyone Hype Them Now Before They Come Back To Earth.
    Seriously... ANYONE could put up numbers with The Big Three on the court.
  14. Šhádõw
    14. Posted by Šhádõw Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    Rocky and Bullwinkle
  15. TomM
    15. Posted by TomM Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:29 pm EDT

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    The Big 3 and Rajon Cajun
  16. Zach H. from Talk H.
    16. Posted by Zach H. from Talk H. Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    How about we call them the Celtics?
  17. CB
    17. Posted by CB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    "The Most Known Unknown's" cuz everybody knows the start for the celtics but nobody knows them cuz their worked gets overlooked...
  18. pjchambe
    18. Posted by pjchambe Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT

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    How about The Bookends? That's essentially their role. Without books, bookends are essentially statuettes and I think it's hard to argue that Perk wasn't more of a statuette before KG and Ray showed up.
    You know, or the Steiner Brothers... Whatever.
  19. Drew
    19. Posted by Drew Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I like the hate on Rondo and Perk. Rondo has been outplaying very good point guards (Deron Williams) and Perk has shut down great centers (Yao and Howard). Try to watch them play. They're actually quite good.
  20. DRok
    20. Posted by DRok Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:47 pm EDT

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    My vote is for "Big Three and the Kids Table"
  21. rockford12s
    21. Posted by rockford12s Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:47 pm EDT

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    big three and the tranquil catalysts
  22. Robert
    22. Posted by Robert Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:46 pm EDT

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    Rocksteady - Perk
    Beebop - Rondo
  23. hetfield_esp
    23. Posted by hetfield_esp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Ace & Gary
  24. Kevin L
    24. Posted by Kevin L Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT

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    You guys are thinking too hard, it's "the Big 3 and their PR"
  25. Patrick M
    25. Posted by Patrick M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    The Big 3 and Then Some. LOL that's perfect.

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