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As if you needed another reason to watch Game 1 of the Lakers-Rockets series this evening, word is that Houston forward Ron Artest may "pity the Kobe" just a little more than normal.

Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle explains:

Are you ready for Ron Artest with a mohawk? If that sight doesn’t rattle the Los Angeles Lakers, nothing will.

Advantage, Rockets.

"I've been trying to avoid it," Artest said Sunday afternoon, "but I'm not going to renege on my deal."

He promised to get the haircut if the Rockets got out of the first round of the playoffs, and Von Wafer intends to make sure he has it by tipoff of Game 1 tonight.

"I never should have made the deal," Artest said.

Oh, but we're so happy you did, Ron-Ron. We're so happy you did.

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  1. A Yahoo! User
    1. Posted by A Yahoo! User Mon May 04, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Ronny can do whatever he wants... but it's not going to help.
  2. SoCalSportsFan
    2. Posted by SoCalSportsFan Mon May 04, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    Artest is Garbage but, I must admit there playing better with out the choke artist himself, Mr. Tracy I can't make it through the first round Mc Grady! Bottom line is the Lakers shut them down in this series and they end up watching the rest of the playoffs at home! Lakers in 5. Kobe dominates Artest for the 100th time. No contest for the Lakers.
  3. gottagotowork3
    3. Posted by gottagotowork3 Mon May 04, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    Lakers got this in 5 no problem.
    Artest is a baller and he will battle but we all know the end is near for the Rockets.
  4. Rise With Us
    4. Posted by Rise With Us Mon May 04, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Who really cares about Artests hair??!!
    Maybe Kobe will insult his new look and he'll go all crazy like he did during that Pacer/Piston game a few years ago!!!! LOL
  5. Gassy Garry
    5. Posted by Gassy Garry Mon May 04, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    who cares if he has a mohawk he is going to lose with a mohawk. he is a trash talking thug who can not back up his words.
    LAKERS 2009 NBA CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg Messiah
    6. Posted by Colorado Kobe aka The All-Mighty Ball Hogg Messiah Mon May 04, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    there should be an anti-tight jeans picture in that bubble
  7. Anton
    7. Posted by Anton Mon May 04, 2009 4:59 pm EDT

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    Lakers in 6
  8. DOWN4LYF
    8. Posted by DOWN4LYF Mon May 04, 2009 5:46 pm EDT

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    Artest is another Rodman, he'll be a has-been too.
  9. Sheed
    9. Posted by Sheed Mon May 04, 2009 6:04 pm EDT

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    One thing I learned after the Blazers v Rockets series is that Ron Artest is actually a pretty funny guy. He was not a thug like people had him pegged as.
    I can't believe how many Laker "fans" there are in the world.
  10. sam spade
    10. Posted by sam spade Mon May 04, 2009 6:05 pm EDT

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    But if he gets cut just right he'd look like the pointy headed sub-human that he is. You know the Mr. Hyde figure in movies like League of Extraordinary Gentleme or Van Helsing. The pointed headed subhuman low life that's Ron Artest.
  11. Joshua S
    11. Posted by Joshua S Mon May 04, 2009 6:06 pm EDT

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    A mohawk didn't work for "Glass Legs" Oden either, so let Artest do what he wants. It'll be funny to watch Jack Nicholson kick him in the Artesticles if he gets out of line.
  12. Raffie
    12. Posted by Raffie Mon May 04, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    Rockets will win their first game and will shock the NBA world when they take the series in 6 games. Rockets have nothing to loose, all the pressure to win the title is with the Lakers.
  13. DICK SMOTHERS
    13. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Mon May 04, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    Why's his little cotton-tail up on his head? (because he's an ass-face.)
  14. p 2 da a
    14. Posted by p 2 da a Mon May 04, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    I'm not a la fan,if you recall the last team that talked bad about the rockets they won a title(95-96).So 4 all u h8trs,rockets in 6!!!!!!!!!
  15. Anton
    15. Posted by Anton Mon May 04, 2009 7:49 pm EDT

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    Artest doesn't have the head shape for a mohawk. It will look bad because of how his forehead and up is shaped.
  16. Gassy Garry
    16. Posted by Gassy Garry Mon May 04, 2009 7:50 pm EDT

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    to all you rockets fans!! there is no way the Lake SHow will will lose this series, SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LAKE SHOW IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LAKERS 2009 NBA CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Joy B
    17. Posted by Joy B Mon May 04, 2009 9:25 pm EDT

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    lakers 2009 nba champ!!!
    hi studentathlete im joy
  18. frank3108
    18. Posted by frank3108 Mon May 04, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    I was listening to our local sports station on the radio and they had the Laker announcer on today and he said he already has his ticket for Cleveland ready so he and probably the rest of the Laker organization are already looking past the next two rounds. I hope they keep thinking that way. I'd like to see them get smoked by the Rockets. Then we could hear the Lakers say "that wasn't the real Lakers out there". We'll see.......... never to wise to take your opponent for granted.
  19. Bugga
    19. Posted by Bugga Mon May 04, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    Now Kobe will have something to prove since he wasn't even close in the MVP voting. Artest is gonna get spanked!
  20. Spiderbandit88 - Read the Blogs, Not the Comments
    20. Posted by Spiderbandit88 - Read the Blogs, Not the Comments Mon May 04, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    Kobe just might be pissed enough to score 50 points tonight.
    I hope he's feeling better.
  21. Simmsinns
    21. Posted by Simmsinns Mon May 04, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    Artest's new hair cut is very interesting, to say the least.
  22. give_and_go
    22. Posted by give_and_go Tue May 05, 2009 1:14 am EDT

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    Lakers have no interior defense and Gasol has butterfingers. Fisher needs to be on the bench, Brooks is running circles around him. Bring in Farmar, even if he's an idiot. And these calls in the last couple of minutes are just awful. Lakers are gonna lose this one, people. Dang.
  23. frank3108
    23. Posted by frank3108 Tue May 05, 2009 1:24 am EDT

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    Game 1 Houston. Next time Kobe will score 50 and Houston will win game 2.
  24. Texas Longhorn Fan
    24. Posted by Texas Longhorn Fan Tue May 05, 2009 1:28 am EDT

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    LA stunk it up. It's Kobe are nothing. If Kobe can't score 50+ against the Rockets then SEE YA!

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