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After 1,230 regular season games, the NBA Playoffs are finally here. (Praise Jesus Shuttlesworth!) KD and I will chime in with some first round thoughts and predictions tomorrow, but for now we turn to the bloggin' team experts. On deck: Carolyn from And One and Jake the Snake (!) from Bullets Forever breakdown the much anticipated Cleveland-Washington series. Enjoy.

Carolyn, And One: Just a few days before the Playoffs, and 'You Been Blinded' blows the lid off Cleveland's secret: The Key To Stopping LeBron James — Don't Let Him Look Good.

Yes, it's true. A single sneaker smudge puts LBJ in a tailspin. Not the good kind.

As for the Wizards, let's see. Antonio Daniels's left wrist isn't working, DeShawn busted his coccyx, Butler is down on his knees, and Arenas is down on his luck.

Cavs have home court advantage. That could be negated by Mike Brown's gut-based personnel decisions.

Our guys are healthy, with the exception of Eric Snow. This is another secret advantage as Eric is turning out to be a wonderful coach and motivator.

Damon Jones is a wild card. He's been benched for a couple of games. He's not happy about it and neither are many of the fans.  This may be like the scene in The Godfather when Mike takes over and tells Tom he can't be consigliere anymore. He is, of course, doing this for Tom's own good and Tom will be back in action as soon as the dirty little deeds are done. But Tom doesn't know this and makes noises eerily similar to sounds emanating from the Cavs bench.

Let's recap. Keep LB clean, listen to Eric, stay healthy and it's Cavs all the way. This is the year of LB.

Meanwhile, this is the Wizard's strategy:

"... we have our own little gimmicks we're brewing. With a team like the Cavaliers and a player like LeBron, all you need is distractions. We got to be Bush. We got to be Bush-league. We're having everybody talking about the war, when we just want to get the oil. We're Bushing it. That's all we're doing. We're trying to distract LeBron over here while we try to get some wins over there."

Cavs in 6.

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Jake the Snake, Bullets Forever: When the Wizards unveiled their "Ready to Rule" slogan this year most people outside the Wizards fan base laughed it off because Washington isn't exactly a title contender. I don't think that you'd find a Wizard fan that would disagree with assessment, but I don't think any of them really had a problem with the slogan either, despite the outlandish claim.

Allow me to explain: There's this guy that's been giving the Wizards fits for the last few years. You might know him, he's got a royal nickname and like any member of royalty, and he’s got plenty of power. Over the last three years the Wizards have tried their best to dethrone the king but to no avail. Two years ago, the lack of a competent bench was ultimately the deciding factor in an otherwise even series. Then last year we faced off again, but the lack of any healthy All-Stars effectively put an end to any chance of having a competitive series.

Now as the Wizards get ready for another battle with the King, they appear to have fixed the problems that hurt them the last two years. Our two All-Stars, Caron Butler and Antawn Jamsion, are going to be healthy going into the playoffs (barring an unexpected case of food poisoning from Rod Strickland's hot dogs). The bench is as formidable as it's ever been in the post-Jordan era. Players like Roger Mason, Darius Songaila and Andray Blatche have all stepped up their play this year and become solid players in the rotation. Oh, and Gilbert comes off the bench too. I heard he's pretty good.

They might not be ready to rule the NBA yet, but they are ready to overthrow the King. Wizards in 6.

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  1. JR
    1. Posted by JR Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    agent 0 will win it all
  2. Tom B
    2. Posted by Tom B Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    Best player on the court wins the series.
    Cavs in 6.
  3. william
    3. Posted by william Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:20 pm EDT

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    Cavs in 5. The Wizz watch helplessly as Le Bronx goes playoff crazy...again...
  4. Anton
    4. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    Well, Lebron is better since he can consistently hit from the perimeter now, but I'd like to see Wiz get this one. Hopefully, Agent 0 will keep his trap shut and play with determination. I really don't want to see Spartacus-Lebron and his band of rebels take out every eastern team only to be swept by a Western machine.
  5. MatthewH
    5. Posted by MatthewH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2008012305
    I expect to see a lot of that. Here's the phenominal one, though...
    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2008022205
    Yes, that's right, the Cavs with a team of Damon Jones, Eric Snow, Zdrunas Ilgauskas, Lebron James, Devin Brown, Dwayne Jones, and two developmental guys they signed the day before beat the Wizards. As long as Z and Lebron show up, they'll beat the Wizards at home. On the road, well, I'll predict a split.
    Cavs in 5.
  6. JReezy84
    6. Posted by JReezy84 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    this has gotta be the most garbage blog i've ever read. Cavs all the way? Stop kidding yourself. they are limping into the playoffs and all year have proven to be AVERAGE. This is the same Wizards team (and only team in the NBA to beat the #1 Boston Celtics three times. Butler will play.. Gilbert is just returning to form and Jamison will quietly get his 20-10.. the Cavs have Lebron.. and umm. ummm.. who else? oh yeah, sideshow bob, he's good for a flop or 2. Wiz in 6. 7 if the Cavs get special treatment like last year.
  7. getachew t
    7. Posted by getachew t Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    The game is not between james and wizard.It is a team game.It is ovious james is a mega star that can turn the game ,if he is given the chance.The question is there enough help at both ends of the board after this trade?defensively ben is a plus over goden.smith an excellent inside jamper, can not carry too many minutes and not as good as the brazilian man in defense.Ben, smith and Anderson are playing as Pf, they can not be in the game as the same time specialy if lebron is in the game unless they make him a SG.In some way the wizard pick and role game will have an advantage to this line up problem.The main problem for washington is 3 point defense,if they are not covering an isolated 3 point shoter the games will be too close, which is an advantage for the king to finish them using his magic 4th quarter finishing.We have seen it repeatedly washington is not as good as the king in finishing last minute game.Arenas can not take pressure as james does.The only mach up problem is james vs butler whose health is in question,plus the mega star demand double teaming.The center position is more or less machable.The Pf position is a plus for jamison as the SF is a plus for james, caves need to play agressive defense against jamison,if he is good from the charity line washington will dominate the game.PG is aplus for washington,AD and Arenas will out play the caves PGs. SG could be mached very well. rebounding is plus for caves as scoring is aplus for wiz.bench production intermes of defense is a plus for caves but would compromize offense.bench production for offense is a plus for washington.
    The game looks very close but the out come is expected to differ.I think this game will not go up to game 7, if it does it is james game.The caves yet to play good with their recent line up, they might get better deep in the game and advance.Washington should start strong and smart to get a win in ohio with a 3:1 the 5th game in ohio will be a pressure for caves,if they manage it the 6 game will be hard for them in D.c
  8. Dale
    8. Posted by Dale Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    I'm sorry i like the wizards more than the cavaliers but i don't think they can beat the cavs... Lebron James has proved he can carry his team, cavs in 5 or 6 no doubt
  9. Ryan V
    9. Posted by Ryan V Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:39 pm EDT

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    wizards sweep. and i disagree with jake the snake - i think every wizards fan really beleives they are title contenders. at least eastern conference contenders is someone can knock off detroit.
    -flavor
  10. the REAL Headless Chicken
    10. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    LeBron is a BEAST! #10 Wiz sweep. Umm. Okay. Against LeBron? Umm. Okay. DeShawn!!!!
    Still: No way. Cavs in six.
  11. Edward P
    11. Posted by Edward P Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:10 pm EDT

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    The only chance the Wizards have is if Lebron doesn't play. And it looks like his back is getting better. Sorry Wizards.
  12. marc
    12. Posted by marc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    wizards in 4
  13. ffffffff
    13. Posted by ffffffff Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Cav in 5
  14. First L
    14. Posted by First L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    wizards might beat cavs but will loose in the second round
  15. Davon S
    15. Posted by Davon S Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    lol wizards in 4....you may think am crazy, but watch for yourself and remember my words in awe as you see the cavs go down in 4.
    What and see the wizards will when this one, mark my words!
  16. Jabroni
    16. Posted by Jabroni Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    The Cavs are brutal! It's LeBron (at less than 100%) and 4 inconsistent players. The trade for Ben Wallace has backfired. He has lost his energy completely. Cleveland's role players are every other night at best. The Wizards have more firepower, chemistry, better bench, and superior coaching. Washington is peaking at the right time. I expect DeShawn to stay in front of LeBron and force a few low percentage shooting games. It's a team game and I don't expect this one to be close. David Stern can't save LeBron this year. Wiz in 5!!!
  17. Ronak
    17. Posted by Ronak Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    The Cavs are a bunch of SCRUBS.
  18. Ronak
    18. Posted by Ronak Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    CAVS ARE SCRUBS, All they are so confused when LeBron isn't on the floor, and when he is they are frantically trying to get him the ball. Pathetic.
  19. agent 37
    19. Posted by agent 37 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    cavs have no chance....the won last year because Gil and Caron were hurt they won 2 years ago only cause the refs were too scared to call ANYTHING on LeBron....the wizards were robbed in the game when LeBron took a hop and two more steps. only LeBron and Bill Belichick can get away with cheating
  20. Crispy19
    20. Posted by Crispy19 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    Wiz in 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. da bomb
    21. Posted by da bomb Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    cavs in 6
  22. whoaaa
    22. Posted by whoaaa Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:53 pm EDT

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    i dont know how anyone can think this wont go 7 games. Wizards in 7, these are very evenly matched teams
  23. Go Cavs
    23. Posted by Go Cavs Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    Yes, Lebron traveled, but NO ONE noticed until the next day. Part of his artistry. Wizards are fired up, but Cavs are tested, have better players than anyone notices because of the bright light of LeBron and have the best player on this or any floor. If they get moderately healthy, it won't be close.
    Cavs in 5
  24. Jay
    24. Posted by Jay Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Cavs in 6
    the cavs are definitely a weak team, but they also have the dominance at home
    they have done extremely well at home over the past 3 years, which helps them beat the wizards

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