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After 1,230 regular season games, the NBA Playoffs are finally here. (Tomorrow!) KD and I will have our own first round predictions soon, but for now we finish with our bloggin' team experts. Up last: Spurs Dynasty and Phoenix Stan from Bright Side of the Sun breakdown the San Antonio-Phoenix rematch. Enjoy.

(Note: I actually dropped the ball trying to land a Spurs blogger. So, instead, here is an excerpt from Spurs Dynasty's look at the series. Click here and scroll down for their complete PG-13 analysis.)

Spurs Dynasty
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I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you youngsters, it won't be easy. Before we always had an edge on these guys because we could neutralize Shawn Marion like nobody else could. Against everyone else the guy is a superduperstar. Against us in May he was basically Drew Gooden. Ten, twelve points, and maybe a dozen or so mostly defensive rebounds. Decent numbers but nobody you concern yourself with at the end of the day.

We made Marion a non-factor because "The Matrix" as he fancies himself can only score in one of three ways: Transition, 3 pointers, and putbacks. Well guess what our defensive specialties are kiddies? Getting back on defense, limiting threes, and defensive rebounding. Stopping Marion didn't involve a single extra sentence in our game plan, it was all stuff we do well with regularity anyway.

But now Marion is gone and in his place is the Big Fatso and all his HILARIOUS quotes. To my shock, the jerkass has proven that he can still be an effective scorer when inspired and it really is pretty stupid at this point for us to guard him one-on-one. He's still too damn big and as accurate from two feet away as you'd expect a seven-footer to be.

We gotta double him. Simple as that. Gotta double him and make him give it up. The guy is a turnover machine and just the act of making him think or pass will give us a half dozen easy fast break points. "Shaq" and "thinking" go together as well as "blimp" and "hydrogen." It's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, but the exact opposite. [...]

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Phoenix Stan, Bright Side of the Sun: This series is just like when I was growing up on the mean streets of Maryvale on the west side of Phoenix. In sixth grade there were a group of boys from the next block that always picked on me. Stole my lunch money and generally pushed me around. Then over the summer I grew three inches and put on 15 pounds, took karate lessons, bought a baseball bat and my big brother came home from the Army. We showed those punks who's boss! It's time to kick the Spurs in the teeth.

Basketball analysis starts where we left off last year. Since then, the Spurs are older, slower and have much less depth and far fewer weapons offensively. They don't have the ability to score in more then two or three ways anymore and have to hold the Suns to under 90 points to have any chance at all.

Is there anyone anywhere that thinks the Spurs are better now then they were a year ago?

The Suns on other hand, are a much improved basketball team. Most notably in all areas of the game.

Shaq of course gets most of the attention and rightly so. He's owned Duncan over their careers and makes double teams unnecessary. When you don't have to double Timmy in the post there's only two other guys on the Spurs team that can beat you off the dribble. Two. And they generally don't play well together.

San Antonio, where average defensive teams go to look good happens.

Offensively the Suns now can throw the ball in the post to Shaq. Give the ball to Grant or Barbosa in transition or on the wing to create. Post up Diaw when the Spurs switch and neutralize the Spurs best perimeter defender by playing Nash off the ball when Bowen saddles up.

And let's not forget Amare — the most dominate unstoppable offensive force in the game (over the past three months). In isolation at the top of the key where he's impossible to double or on the unguardable pick and rolls. There is no answer.

The only way the Spurs can hold the Suns to under 100 points in a game is with foul trouble. And this is the deepest Suns team yet. Gordan Giricek and Boris Diaw will be huge in this series.

Bring your cups gentlemen. It's not going to be pretty. But this time big brother is here and he's fully armed for battle.

Prediction: The Spurs will win a couple based on playoff savvy (knees, flops and whines) but that's it —  Suns in 6.

Previous Blogger Playoff Previews:
BOS-ATL | CLE-WAS | ORL-TOR | DET-PHI | LAL-DEN | NO-DAL | UTA-HOU

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  1. JefL
    1. Posted by JefL Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    ya, the analysis not too bad. Spurs does show older and slower and they have injuries also. But, remember, it is Spurs. They have been togather for such long and the coach is the best in today NBA. They will win over Sun in 6.
  2. Thomas B
    2. Posted by Thomas B Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    for all the talk about the spurs being whiney..it always amazes me how whiney the suns are. unreal. spurs in 5 if amare gets in foul trouble if not spurs in 7.
  3. Graydon
    3. Posted by Graydon Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    "Gordan Giricek and Boris Diaw will be huge in this series." As a Spurs fan I sure hope so. Talk about weak links in the chain. The more time those two spend on the court, the worse it gets for the Suns. But let's be honest, Mike D'Antoni's shallow rotation has doomed him every other year and it will doom him this year. Between Shaq, Nash and Hill the Suns are the gimp squad. For both reasons, the more physical the series the better for the Spurs. And I think everyone can agree that there is a high likelihood this will be a physical series. Spurs in 6.
  4. JR
    4. Posted by JR Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    Suns are pumped, & Shaque still has something to prove to Riley & Kobe....the Suns will blow the Spurs off the court is 4 !
  5. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    5. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    San Antonio can pick and roll Shaq all night long. He can waste another 20 years in the league and won't have a clue how to defend it. Never has, never will. With a healthy Manu Ginobili they can dispatch The Suns without much effort and move on to the real challenges they'll be facing later in the playoffs. And The Suns? They'll have an aging lineup that can look forward to next year...again. Good night now!
  6. Anton
    6. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    I gotta go with the Spurs. They are the worst team to face in the first round. Lakers may be the best but even they wouldn't want to face the Spurs first round. I do think this will go 7 games though.
  7. Jaymie
    7. Posted by Jaymie Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    wow, Kenny Smith picked the top four seeds in each conference to come out on top. He's really putting himself out there!
  8. Andrew K
    8. Posted by Andrew K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    The Spurs are too old and blah blah blah. That's what they said last year, and the Spurs won. Like someone else said, if Giricek and Diaw have big games, well, that's kinda sad. Shaq will hurt his knee or hip or something, Grant Hill will probably stub his toe or break a nail, Amare will get in foul trouble. It could be close, but Spurs will win. Probably in 7. Should be a good series.
    Whatever the case, these teams will wear each other out. And the next round... well, Dallas or New Orleans will be waiting for them.
  9. sofahead
    9. Posted by sofahead Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    You all have to remember, the way the playoffs work, you get 2 or 3 days off between games. So it does not matter how many minutes the suns' stars play, they will be well rested for the next game.
    The suns will take 1 of 2 in San Antonio, take 2 at home and win game 5 in San Antonio.
    This is why, as a previous blogger said, we do not need to double Duncan anymore, which means parker and ginobly do not get easy buckets.
    If Suns stay out of foul trouble, that is the only way they can lose. And Amare and Boris are not suspended by the "Stern" man, this is a cake-walk for the suns, their easiest series they need to play.
  10. chr0n1c
    10. Posted by chr0n1c Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    This series wont go the full 7 games. Whoever wins game 1 wins it all. Tough to call though, both are great teams and have great players.
  11. golfguy53
    11. Posted by golfguy53 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    I think the whole thing depends on who gets away with more cheap shots...Bruce Bowen or Shaq. My guess is Bowen because he is smaller and he obviously has mad friends with several refs, because Rasheed Wallace would have 25 T's for the stuff that Bruce does, and he gets maybe 3 a year. It should be interesting, though.
  12. Adam G
    12. Posted by Adam G Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    #11_ Why do all Sun fans point the finger at Stern for losing last year ? The better team won as they will this year...if your team was "good" enough to be champions last year as your coach says why then did they go out and got Shaq ? As I`ve said before the Spurs are in the Suns head and they know it. It might take 7 games or even 4 but the MIGHTY SPURS are going to send the Suns home crying that the Spurs are dirty ( I can`t stop laughing at that one) and wondering what happen....again. So Sun fan enjoy the few games you are going to win `cause thats the only time you`er going to see till next year.
  13. thedink5
    13. Posted by thedink5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    Two head Butts, And SPURS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Harry P
    14. Posted by Harry P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Phil Nash, Steves Grandfather had faith that Steve would be an NBA player, as he told me over a glass of beer in the Thatch pub of the Royal Oak Inn, Victoria B.C. in 1984. Phil, Steve should be on an NBA playoff championship team this year. I buy next time.
  15. Adam G
    15. Posted by Adam G Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    I put the wrong # on my last post (# 13) I meant to direct my comment to # 10.
  16. I
    16. Posted by I Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:48 pm EDT

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    This says it all:
    "Is there anyone anywhere that thinks the Spurs are better now then they were a year ago?
    The Suns on other hand, are a much improved basketball team."
    SUNS ARE GOING TO ROCK THE SPURS!
  17. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    17. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    If The Suns are much better than last year I'd like someone to explain to the rest of the world how they lost six more games this year. You're dreaming if you believe that crap they're(Phoenix mgmt) shoving down your throat. They'll be done in one, period.
  18. me
    18. Posted by me Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    What did the suns ever win. The spurs are still better then them. Shaq is old and slow and lets not for get free throws we all know how good he is there. Spurs Lakers west finals. SPURS in seven
  19. Laker Fan
    19. Posted by Laker Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    #10, Hey sofahead you really should lay off the crack pipe, LMFAO.
  20. cr8102000
    20. Posted by cr8102000 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    In the past years the Spurs had the Suns number but not this year......The Suns is a different team with Shaq......Nothing against Shawn Marion....He is and still is a very good player but Shaq gives the Suns the big man that they have been needing for the past few years.....The suns can play a slow and fast tempo now and thats good thing cause the Spurs are a slow and really boring team to watch.....I wouldnt count the Spurs out but I think the Suns will win in 6.........GO SUNS........
  21. REDDUKE
    21. Posted by REDDUKE Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:34 pm EDT

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    GO SPURS GO nuff said
  22. A-Diddy
    22. Posted by A-Diddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    shaq saves his best for the playoffs. yea he maybe old but she much smarter, he knows when to take it easy and when lay the hammer down. so if you saw what he did in the regular season (13pts 11rebs), expect an even more dominant shaq in the playoffs, that may not correlate to more pts and rebs but he will be dominant someway or another. hes a legend with a chip on his shoulder, so timmy better watch out cuz shaq is coming and he cant be stopped!!!
    PS: if u look at kenny smith's scorecard he said that "Duncan splits with Shaq/Amare tandem" LOL what and idiot, shaq alone is bout equal, and amare is like shaq times 10. how can shaq/amare = duncan??????
  23. Adam G
    23. Posted by Adam G Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    Hey A-Diddy...to answer your question. Shaq/Amare= ZERO rings. Duncan= 4 RINGS....anymore of your stupid questions ? Oh by the way learn how to spell MORON.
  24. undiscoveredcomedictalent
    24. Posted by undiscoveredcomedictalent Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    This is "There will be blood series". This is going 7 no doubt. It will grind it out the villianified for no reason defending champ style half-court, defensive stop basketball at the AT&T Center and more of da same hapless Suns mongering, needless rim hanging, recount-rehash-rewind Nash nosebleeding tampon shots but in the end it ill be the Spurs in 7. You can't teach 9 years of chemistry as a team which the Suns have none. The Big Cactus will be foul prone and when it comes he will be on da line where it will cost them game and rightfully so. He's a big yawner with not much left in da tank. Talking about X-factors remember that these same Suns tried and failed to get Barry. With Manu, Barry and Finley--Udoka--he's da one dat will make a new for himself. Let the bloodbath ensue.
  25. to515o
    25. Posted by to515o Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    ''Phil Nash, Steves Grandfather had faith that Steve would be an NBA player, as he told me over a glass of beer in the Thatch pub of the Royal Oak Inn, Victoria B.C. in 1984. Phil, Steve should be on an NBA playoff championship team this year. I buy next time.''
    really now... i grew up on the island & i played baseball and soccer against steve.... believe you me, had he continued playing soccer, he would have made the maradona/pele arguement absolete.... he sure was no slouch on the diamond either..... steve FINALLY has a complete team to work - been a while since his days at saint michaels - and will work m-a-g-i-c with the lot (sacrificing personal stats for a championship)... the guy has ALWAYS had the about him.... he makes the guys around him want to give it their all..... and this is his year..........
    suns in 5.... (vs. the celts in the finals!!!)

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