Wed May 13, 2009 12:00 pm EDT
There have been suspensions, flagrant 1s, flagrant 2s,
plenty of technicals, and a litany of no-calls. The Bulls and Celtics played 42
overtimes, LeBron James(notes) nearly averaged a point per minute, Kobe Bryant(notes) let
Shane Battier(notes) know -- incessantly -- that he couldn't guard him, and Mark Cuban
shared some insights with a member of Kenyon Martin's(notes) family in a manner most
unappealing.
It's been fun, it's been frank, and it's barely half over.
But it's missing something.
The playoffs are missing Bill Walton. The playoffs need Bill Walton. The playoffs just aren't the same without Bill Walton.
He talks endlessly. He pontificates without provocation. His chatter is beyond reason, but often quite reasonable. He is everything that is good and great and wonderful and wacky about this game, and I miss his voice, terribly.
The latest news about Bill is what we'd heard about a year ago. He's at home in San Diego, recovering from some back issues, ready to return to ESPN as soon as his body will let him. Of course, he was ready to jump back to the Trail Blazers, the Clippers, and the Celtics as soon as his body would let him. You're allowed to curse out loud, at this point, dear reader. Understand that I'm doing the same.
Now, you have to take Bill's on-air work with a giant grain of salt. A rock the size of Maurice Lucas, if we're honest. But that's because, as fun as this game is and as much as we enjoy reveling in its glory, you still have to entertain yourself. And given the vicissitudes of the game and the downright boredom that can sometime result from an 18-second pause between the first and second free throw well the sweat is mopped up and Joey Crawford tells the players for the seventh time, "on the release," Bill tends to throw things out there to entertain himself.
"The worst entry pass in the history of Western Civilization." That's a popular one.
"Where would the Clippers be without Sean Rooks?" You know the drill.
And, if your sense of humor is on point, his batch of keeping his own mind busy can be awfully entertaining. If you're along for the ride, awesome. And if you're not? So it goes. You get the feeling that -- and I'm hardly calling the man indifferent or uncaring -- Bill doesn't mind if you're not. He's been through too damn much to care. And he likely doesn't give a rip what you think about the small picture of a djembe on his home page.
So, yes, it's a tired, well-worn refrain. Get well soon, Bill.
(But, seriously, we mean it this time. Get back behind that mic. The game, as great as it is, isn't the same without you.)
Ball Don't Lie is an NBA blog edited by J.E. Skeets. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

Posted Dec 28 2009
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I miss hearing "THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN"...
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i will never forget the spanking ralph lawler gave him for that one.
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"Robert Horry is a champion of the inbounds pass and of the human spirit!"
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Ugh, the sensationalism, the passive aggressiveness he had toward the 3rd guy, the waaayy too uncomfortable forced smile during the on-camera segments... I totally love that all that's gone.
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and it truly is sad to not have bill announcing. my favorite part of the nba on nbc playoffs was listening to bill walton and his "throw it down, big man, throw it down!"
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I have to admit though, there are a dozen other NBA analysts who praise Kobe, Dwayne, and Lebron on every play whether they are helping the team or not. Example: Kobe passes the ball to Odom, Odom passes to Fisher, Fisher passes to Vujacic. Vujacic hit the 3 pointer. Wow!! Did you see that play? Kobe was amazing. (Kobe?? I missed his contribution. Was it that he dribbled the ball up the court?)
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