Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Wed May 13, 2009 12:00 pm EDT

Missing Bill Walton

There have been suspensions, flagrant 1s, flagrant 2s, plenty of technicals, and a litany of no-calls. The Bulls and Celtics played 42 overtimes, LeBron James(notes) nearly averaged a point per minute, Kobe Bryant(notes) let Shane Battier(notes) know -- incessantly -- that he couldn't guard him, and Mark Cuban shared some insights with a member of Kenyon Martin's(notes) family in a manner most unappealing.

It's been fun, it's been frank, and it's barely half over.

But it's missing something.

The playoffs are missing Bill Walton. The playoffs need Bill Walton. The playoffs just aren't the same without Bill Walton.

He talks endlessly. He pontificates without provocation. His chatter is beyond reason, but often quite reasonable. He is everything that is good and great and wonderful and wacky about this game, and I miss his voice, terribly.

The latest news about Bill is what we'd heard about a year ago. He's at home in San Diego, recovering from some back issues, ready to return to ESPN as soon as his body will let him. Of course, he was ready to jump back to the Trail Blazers, the Clippers, and the Celtics as soon as his body would let him. You're allowed to curse out loud, at this point, dear reader. Understand that I'm doing the same.

Now, you have to take Bill's on-air work with a giant grain of salt. A rock the size of Maurice Lucas, if we're honest. But that's because, as fun as this game is and as much as we enjoy reveling in its glory, you still have to entertain yourself. And given the vicissitudes of the game and the downright boredom that can sometime result from an 18-second pause between the first and second free throw well the sweat is mopped up and Joey Crawford tells the players for the seventh time, "on the release," Bill tends to throw things out there to entertain himself.

"The worst entry pass in the history of Western Civilization." That's a popular one.

"Where would the Clippers be without Sean Rooks?" You know the drill.

And, if your sense of humor is on point, his batch of keeping his own mind busy can be awfully entertaining. If you're along for the ride, awesome. And if you're not? So it goes. You get the feeling that -- and I'm hardly calling the man indifferent or uncaring -- Bill doesn't mind if you're not. He's been through too damn much to care. And he likely doesn't give a rip what you think about the small picture of a djembe on his home page.

So, yes, it's a tired, well-worn refrain. Get well soon, Bill.

(But, seriously, we mean it this time. Get back behind that mic. The game, as great as it is, isn't the same without you.)

digg delicious
more

1207 Comments

Post a Comment
  1. Tim D
    1. Posted by Tim D Wed May 13, 2009 12:20 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Yeah these playoffs would be way better with some bill walton
  2. CAVS CHAMPS 2010 (next dynasty)
    2. Posted by CAVS CHAMPS 2010 (next dynasty) Wed May 13, 2009 12:23 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    He is okay......better then alot of the people they put on this year though. Just cause they played in the nba doesn't make them good announcers
  3. Luis J
    3. Posted by Luis J Wed May 13, 2009 12:23 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I miss Bill too!
  4. Nuggets4
    4. Posted by Nuggets4 Wed May 13, 2009 12:27 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    KD, you know better than that. I'm seriously disappointed. It's a conga, not a djembe. That's the worst mistake ever made in the history of Ball Don't Lie. Horrible. Horrible.
  5. Rise With Us
    5. Posted by Rise With Us Wed May 13, 2009 12:27 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I totally disagree! These playoffs have been better w/o his rambling! He never shuts up! I cant stand him or his son! Stay home Bill! Have some beers and throw your shoes at the TV!
  6. Darrell D
    6. Posted by Darrell D Wed May 13, 2009 12:30 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Great article Kelly!
    I miss hearing "THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN"...
  7. bonkrood
    7. Posted by bonkrood Wed May 13, 2009 12:36 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    "cherokee parks. establishing himself as one of the greatest clippers of all time!"
    i will never forget the spanking ralph lawler gave him for that one.
  8. Joe G
    8. Posted by Joe G Wed May 13, 2009 12:39 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    "The Lakers' jumpshots are falling like leaves in a deciduous forest!"
    "Robert Horry is a champion of the inbounds pass and of the human spirit!"
  9. justin
    9. Posted by justin Wed May 13, 2009 12:40 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    You have got to be kidding, KD. While it's exhausting to listen to Reggie's lisp and lack of respect for the current players, and it's annoying to hear the monotone of Doug Collins' run-on sentences with far too few moments of silence in between, and it's just barely possible to put up with the emotionless matter-of-fact-ness of Dick Stockton, ...at the end of the night we can't really complain because — thank the lord — Bill Walton is long gone from this stuff.
    Ugh, the sensationalism, the passive aggressiveness he had toward the 3rd guy, the waaayy too uncomfortable forced smile during the on-camera segments... I totally love that all that's gone.
  10. justin
    10. Posted by justin Wed May 13, 2009 12:41 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Yeah, and like #8 said, the terrible attempt to merge bad poetry with routine basketball actions.
  11. CJ
    11. Posted by CJ Wed May 13, 2009 12:43 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I'm still waiting for someone to pull the trigger and make this guy a head coach. I want... I need to see a starting 5 comprised of all 7-foot centers then Walton yelling from the sidelines 195 times a game "Give it to the big fella!"
  12. TheTruth
    12. Posted by TheTruth Wed May 13, 2009 12:43 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I completely disagree too. Bill Walton was he least insightful and most annoying basketball commentator for the NBA. He's ok in short doses in the studio, but intolerable when actually calling a game.
  13. Travis
    13. Posted by Travis Wed May 13, 2009 12:44 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Oh man, I love Bill Walton. At first I thought he was horrible, and he was, but once he embraced his ridiculousness he became a lot of fun to listen to. He and Barkley bring a lot to the league as retirees.
  14. Martin O
    14. Posted by Martin O Wed May 13, 2009 12:47 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    first, i don't understand how #5 can hate bill or luke? luke is probably one of the safest players in the entire nba. no fights, no jawing, no nothing. just effort and team play.
    and it truly is sad to not have bill announcing. my favorite part of the nba on nbc playoffs was listening to bill walton and his "throw it down, big man, throw it down!"
  15. KD
    15. Posted by KD Wed May 13, 2009 12:48 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    That's a conga? Dammit.
  16. Hitman
    16. Posted by Hitman Wed May 13, 2009 1:06 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I suppose you nay sayers would rather have some jive talking wanna be rapper doing commentary. At least they could maybe get down to your level of thinking and relate the finer points of the game to you. Most of you have no respect towards anyone who tells it like it is- rather than saying what you want to hear. Walton was not always right with his assesments, but he was colorful and did add his own brand of insight that is sorely missed.
  17. dpg
    17. Posted by dpg Wed May 13, 2009 1:27 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I can't stand Bill Walton. All he ever does is suck up to the team who is winning the game. He rambles on and on about how great a player or team is. When they are no longer in the lead, he changes his tone about them.
  18. Waltonia
    18. Posted by Waltonia Wed May 13, 2009 1:30 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    i've always thought a lot of walton's hyperbole was a schtick-i can remember a particularly brutal knicks/pacers slugfest from back in the day, after about 30 bricked shots, there was a possession with 6 straight turnovers that devolved into a wrestling match with jalen rose flying out of bounds, and walton yelling "jalen rose-a veritable BALLET!" espn really seemed to cut down on his presence after his fairly outspoken opposition to the invasion of iraq that he kept posting on his column...at any rate, thank goodness we have mark jackson around to provide incredible insight.
  19. idizzle
    19. Posted by idizzle Wed May 13, 2009 1:44 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I'm a big BW fan and wish him well. His humor grows on you like a giant tumor. A giant, hilarious tumor.
  20. jay d
    20. Posted by jay d Wed May 13, 2009 1:46 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I miss his constant game comparisons to Bob Dylan's career or one of his lyrics .
  21. idizzle
    21. Posted by idizzle Wed May 13, 2009 1:47 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    We need BW and JVG to team up. Can we get some?
  22. bifftime
    22. Posted by bifftime Wed May 13, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Walton seemed to be watching different games than I was watching. He loved centers and lavished praise on them endlessly. To him, size is everything. His ideal NBA player would be Robert Wadlow (guiness record for height at 8'11"). He must have hated the Jordan years when the Bulls were punishing teams despite having no real center.
    I have to admit though, there are a dozen other NBA analysts who praise Kobe, Dwayne, and Lebron on every play whether they are helping the team or not. Example: Kobe passes the ball to Odom, Odom passes to Fisher, Fisher passes to Vujacic. Vujacic hit the 3 pointer. Wow!! Did you see that play? Kobe was amazing. (Kobe?? I missed his contribution. Was it that he dribbled the ball up the court?)
  23. Ralph S
    23. Posted by Ralph S Wed May 13, 2009 2:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Quite Frankly as Stephen A Smith would've put it, I don't miss Bill Walton annoying voice, the playoffs is much better without Bill Walton's rambling some nonesense mumbo jumbo. He should stay far away from the mic as possible. And that include Dick Vitale
  24. Jaz
    24. Posted by Jaz Wed May 13, 2009 2:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    When I expected Walton to be serious, I hated him, then one day it clicked that he was a court jester, and I liked him.
  25. Travis R
    25. Posted by Travis R Wed May 13, 2009 2:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    "You're" does not take the place of both "you are" and "your" as a possessive.

Ball Don't Lie

Add to My Yahoo! RSS

J.E. Skeets

Ball Don't Lie is an NBA blog edited by J.E. Skeets. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

Teams

Customize to follow news and rumors on your favorite teams. [ Sign in ]

Related Photo Gallery

Y! Sports Blogs

Ball Don't Lie Recent Readers