Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:35 pm EDT
"The plans for former NBA star and basketball Hall of Famer Michael Jordan's new castle in Jupiter are in," according to The Palm Beach Post.
And be honest — you initially read that as "Michael Jordan's new castle on Jupiter are in," right? I sure did ... and I didn't even blink. In fact, I only realized I had read the sentence wrong when I couldn't find an expected "Jordan plans to build a summerhouse on the planet Saturn" line.
Michael Jordan is building a house on Jupiter. Of course he is. Ho-hum.
But, no, the six-time NBA champion Chicago Bull is actually building a mansion in Jupiter, Florida — a posh beach and golf town in Palm Beach County — that by the sounds of the developer's plans will be more of a Wal-Mart than a domicile.
The glamorous details: a 37,942-square-foot two-story home, which will feature an elevator, a grand stairway, a giant fireplace and 11 bedrooms. Oh, there's also a cottage and guard gate (for ex-teammate Charles Oakley perhaps?) in the works.
The glamorous cost: $7,627,669.
Jose Lambiet reports Jordan bought two lots at the Jack Nicklaus-founded Bears Club last year for a total $4.8 million: "He's got three acres of wooded land adjacent to a golf course. Golf, and the privacy of a gated community, is what caught Jordan's attention." Roll out of bed, light a cigar, play 18 holes. What a life.
However, not everyone is excited about Jordan's mansion being some three times the size of other houses in and around the area. In fact, Joanne Davis, a growth management specialist with 1000 Friends of Florida channeled Bryon Russell before calling The GOAT's future home "insane" and "a waste."
"Cities see nothing more than a tax base in these giant homes, but I can't imagine anyone needing anything like that, except to show off," Davis tells Lambiet. "This house is going to require an enormous use of natural resources for no good reason."
To Jordan's defense, town officials said his plans are well within code.
But if that's not good enough, he'll probably just dunk on her.
UPDATE: Jordan isn't the only mega-athlete trying to sink the state of Florida. According to The Tampa Tribune, New York Yankees star Derek Jeter is building a charming 30,875 square foot seven-bedroom waterfront home in Hillsborough County. I guess there was money to be made in Gatorade after all.
Cheers, The Big Lead.
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Posted Nov 25 2009
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BTW, CB, once is enough.
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While I probably agree about the waste of resources I think this lady just doesn't want her property taxes going up because of the huge Jordan mini-mall going up.
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Outside Dwyer's post, the 10-man rotation (my favorite feature) and the daily's suicide lines, there's not much else. As a BDL reader since day 1, I'd like to see something better.
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This is all very temporary - life is short - start giving to others instead of yourself!
Many are losing their homes and livelihood because of lost jobs and here you are - enjoy a little but give back more!
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Rev 3:14,15,16
14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. 17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:
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