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According to People.com, who I count on for absolutely everything, Ball Don't Lie power couple Markodrina™ have officially tied the knot.

Adriana Lima, the 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel — and 2008 BDL Bedlam Champion, natch — married Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric in a hush-hush ceremony on Valentine's Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Had to have been at The Wort Hotel, right?

"We are so excited about our future together," Lima told People, capitalized. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family" ... and bloggers she may or may not mumbled underneath her breath.

The couple says that the next wedding celebration they'll throw will be in Brazil or Serbia, so you still have lots of time to track down that online gift registry. And before you ask, yes, I still plan on buying them the toaster oven and monogrammed men's jump shot. They've been good to me.


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  1. league of crutch
    1. Posted by league of crutch Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    This relationship makes no sense, just like Jaric in the NBA.
  2. zolanipetelo
    2. Posted by zolanipetelo Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    agreed
  3. Anton
    3. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    Finally, he'll be able to hit that. Damn, the man got some endurance.
  4. greg_oden_is_my_grandpa
    4. Posted by greg_oden_is_my_grandpa Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm EDT

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    What a freaking loser! This dude has Adriana Lima on his arm, gets paid millions to play ball, and the guy still can't smile. The man is living a dream life and he looks like he doesnt even wanna be there.
  5. Morris Blue
    5. Posted by Morris Blue Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    its things like this that make me hate me
  6. devin c
    6. Posted by devin c Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    I just found out Marko Jaric married Adriana Lima. FML.
  7. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    7. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    It gives all us average looking guys that can shoot 40% from the field hope. If my name was Brando Gallavich I probably would have ranked on Chad Ford's mock draft, gotten the mid-level from McHale and married the most beautiful woman alive. Why could I not have been born in Serbia?
  8. Kibbitz
    8. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    well okay, but if Sasha Vujacic marries Alessandra Ambrosio I'm officially giving up
  9. Anton
    9. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    damn, #5 - jealous much? Maybe he didn't want to take the picture. Maybe he is actually saying "I know I don't belong with her." But money and a hot girlfriend may make you more humble than cocky, especially if you're Jaric.
  10. TheTruth
    10. Posted by TheTruth Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    Hey Marko, watch out, there's a black caterpillar on your upper lip. I guess now that he's married, he can afford to wear a moustache that ridiculous.
  11. tupark82
    11. Posted by tupark82 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    Jaric's eyes are too close together for Lima
  12. alex m
    12. Posted by alex m Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    No wonder the guy can't work on his game. All bets are off once he's off the court. FREE BALLIN"!!!!!!!
  13. Dark Knight
    13. Posted by Dark Knight Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    maybe this is a business deal. she get free tickets and he gets access to her hairdresser.
  14. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    14. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    She probably chose Jackson Hole since it has the bar with all those silver dollars Marko stands to make by marrying her.
  15. TP
    15. Posted by TP Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    dude's eyes are way too close together.
  16. jwzy13
    16. Posted by jwzy13 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    lol his eyes are to small for his head.
  17. Rob
    17. Posted by Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    WTF I'm disgusted/jealous
  18. paco79
    18. Posted by paco79 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:34 pm EDT

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    Damn when it rains it pours for us normal broke guys doesn't ?? WTF!
  19. tigi
    19. Posted by tigi Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Agreed...his eyes are way too close together...hopefully their kids get her looks. He must be really nice! He should be hanging all over her...she looks totally smitten and he looks like "whatever".
  20. Ryan S
    20. Posted by Ryan S Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    his eyes are way to close together....she is out of his league..WTF
  21. FenderBender
    21. Posted by FenderBender Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    well his eyes may be close together, but he only has to wear one goggle when he's in his swimming pool with his beautiful wife
  22. RobertH
    22. Posted by RobertH Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    His face is imploding
  23. jdog o
    23. Posted by jdog o Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Jaric looks like someone you wouldn't want to leave your kids alone with. Maybe now that he's married Lima he won't have to cruise around elementary schools anymore.
  24. Robbie D.
    24. Posted by Robbie D. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    This guy looks too much like a toolbox to have a hottie like her!!! She has no idea what she is missing!!
  25. BrianM
    25. Posted by BrianM Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:35 pm EDT

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    Wtf???

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