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Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:25 am EDT

Kobe's expensive website


I can't really win, when it comes to Kobe Bryant(notes)

He's been unfairly maligned for so long, by so many pathetic people, that when I put up well-researched musings that fly in the face of what Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson tell you - his clutch play isn't as hot as you would think, same with his defense, overall he hasn't been as good a basketball player as LeBron James(notes) (or a healthy Dwyane Wade(notes)) over the last few years - I get lumped in with those who make Colorado jokes or those who hate Kobe "just ‘cause."

Hell, just a few weeks ago, I was termed a Kobe "hater" just for pointing out that Lamar Odom(notes) (as a way to point out just how brilliant Odom is) had a better plus/minus last season than Kobe. Doesn't mean he's better than Kobe, it just means ... ah, it doesn't matter. I mentioned Bryant's name. That's enough for 600 comments.

It stinks. I work at this stuff, and it's pretty numbing to be lumped in with message board mugs when I'm watching and re-watching and re-re-watching games, only to call him a 9.7 out of 10, and see nothing but vitriol aimed my way as a result.

But this, I'm sorry, we can all agree on it. There's absolutely no reason why the Kobester should be charging $25 for admission to his own website.

Player sites, good god, they're awful. They have been for years. I haven't frequented any of them, ever, because there's absolutely nothing to learn from them. Nothing to gain about the game. Same with most tweets, from NBA players, and about 95 percent of quotes from NBA types. By and large, if you want to learn about the game, you have to watch the games. Not listen to the participants talk about it.

So, the idea that Kobe would ask his fans for $25 to, well, let's let LABallTalk run down the list:

  • An exclusive KB24 T-Shirt
  • Access to exclusive content including videos, audio and photos
  • Members-only access to exclusive contests.
  • Access to exclusive KB24 events
  • Access to member only messageboards, blogs, social network.
  • Exclusive access to KB24 events (chat/blogs/live video/listening party, meet & greets etc).
  • Much More.

Is there anything there you would want anything to do with? Contests? To win another shirt? The "KB24 T-Shirt," wouldn't that be some heavily adorned black T that you wouldn't be surprised to see a Dane Cook advocate wear? And are Laker fans really hurting for message boards, blogs, and social networking outlets? Do they have to pay Kobe Bryant - the man who has been making eight figures as player for the last ten years - 25 bucks for the right to all this?

And, if you'll follow the LABallTalk link, you'll find out that the price has been recently slashed in half. That's right, it used to run close to $50 a month.

Pathetic.

Kobe, I'm sure, has nothing to do with this. He's just as bored with this sort of stuff as any other NBA player, but more than any other NBA player, he's at least telling his representation, "yeah, sure, whatever ..." while he's at a gym shooting jumpers; as opposed to saying the same thing while working the 12th hole, or at a Dave and Buster's, or some seedier late night outfit. Bryant, to his credit, doesn't give a rip while he's actually working on his game.

But there's no excuse for this sort of lame, (small) cash grab. I know how much it costs to run a website. I was working on one during Kobe's rookie year. I know how much video hosting costs, I was working on a video-heavy site before Phil Jackson even became Kobe's coach. I know that there are people to pay, and that content can't come free, forever.

I know we shouldn't expect free things.

But when you're a well-compensated star making close to $30 million a year after endorsements set in, shouldn't you - I dunno - give a little back to the dorks that buy your shoes, and buy those lame T-shirts, and are bored enough to check in to see what you had for lunch and what you thought about the new "Harry Potter" movie? You don't have to give t-shirts away for free, mind you; wouldn't the great lot of your fans prefer nary a t-shirt to begin with, and a free look through their favorite player's site?

Can't you just write that stuff off, at least, while you plug your many endorsements on a site you truly have nothing to do with?

Kobe? Wake up. Some idiots in your entourage are making you look a right tool. You might have to only make 300 jumpers today, instead of 500, and work this one out.

Cheers,

KB24Hatah09

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  1. C
    1. Posted by C Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:41 am EDT

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    You want 600 comments? Here is your first one. You are not quite as smart as you think you are, a bit obvious actually.
  2. David B
    2. Posted by David B Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:41 am EDT

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    brilliant. thanks KDonhoops, er, I mean KB24Hatah09!
  3. Kevin
    3. Posted by Kevin Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:44 am EDT

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    First!!!!!!!!
    yes finally
  4. Kevin
    4. Posted by Kevin Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:45 am EDT

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    Awwwwww
  5. mcwelk
    5. Posted by mcwelk Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:55 am EDT

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    [insert Colorado joke] cost way more than $25!
  6. j_tip6
    6. Posted by j_tip6 Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:58 am EDT

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    So... is it $25 a year or a month. Because you say both in your article.
  7. Jaceman
    7. Posted by Jaceman Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:01 am EDT

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    It's ok KD, let it all out.
  8. Robert O
    8. Posted by Robert O Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:05 am EDT

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    you're an idiot blogger
  9. Michael C
    9. Posted by Michael C Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:08 am EDT

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    OH EM GEE THE HATE!!!!!!! ... "You might have to only make 300 jumpers today, instead of 500" WTF JESUS DOESN'T LET KOBE MISS JUMPERS!!!!! you need to pay for 2 memberships to make up for this load of crap. jesus KD, watch a freaking game then come back to yahoo..... ;p
  10. Albewall
    10. Posted by Albewall Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:11 am EDT

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    Meh, if people wanna pay, let them pay. Personally as a Laker fan I wouldn't feel the urge to but to each his own. Let the 09-10 season begin..........
  11. HMC
    11. Posted by HMC Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:17 am EDT

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    Unless someone wnts the 'exclusive' T-Shirt for $25, this is insane. Onward to 600 comments!!!
  12. Vittorio De Zen
    12. Posted by Vittorio De Zen Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:20 am EDT

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    @j_tip6 - I think it's either for a year or it's a one-time fee.
    @KD - Couldn't have said it better. I don't know whose idea it was to charge his fans for this kind of thing, but they should be fired.
  13. PlanetMars
    13. Posted by PlanetMars Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:25 am EDT

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    In my opinion, this entry is going to approach the 1000 comments mark. Just wait haha.
    Anyways, I don't like players' sites. Like KD said, you don't learn anything from those sites. I get my NBA news from yahoo!; espn, SI, NBA.com etc. No need to pay in order to read a player's site. Sorry.
  14. JB
    14. Posted by JB Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:29 am EDT

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    Pretty lame. Actually, really lame. C'mon, this guy makes so much off endorsements alone that there is just no justification for this. I feel bad for his fans and for kids who are going to have be told "no, I can't afford to spend $25 right now-you're Mom and I are trying to save money." I know that sounds sappy, but you get my point. What a douche. A great and vastly talented athlete and basketball player, but a DOUCHE.
  15. ur mother is a queer
    15. Posted by ur mother is a queer Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:32 am EDT

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    let ppl do anything they want with their damn money, is not like is your money
  16. KneeJerkNBA
    16. Posted by KneeJerkNBA Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:35 am EDT

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    That's nothing compared to joining the Nate Robinson fan club for $240.
    http://shop.naterobinsonfanclub.com/product.sc?categoryId=2&productId=1
  17. Travis
    17. Posted by Travis Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:35 am EDT

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    I'm an unapologetic critic when it comes to Kobe. I don't like him, don't like his game (as good as he is, of course), and this just falls perfectly in line. Kinda makes me smile. OF COURSE it would be Kobe (Kobe's camp, whatever) to come out with a pay site like this. Fans pay how much to see him all over the country? And he wants to turn a few bucks to get his T-shirts on backs across the country. Sick.
    That's right, I'm a hater, and this is a perfect example of why I'm a Kobe hater. :)
  18. David B
    18. Posted by David B Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:37 am EDT

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    love it when the guy who posts 'first!!!!!' is actually third in the comments....
  19. David B
    19. Posted by David B Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:38 am EDT

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    love it when the guy who posts 'first!!!!!' is actually third in the comments....
  20. Cory H
    20. Posted by Cory H Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:45 am EDT

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    Wait, is it $25 a month or a year, this article claims both.
  21. Airlock
    21. Posted by Airlock Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:46 am EDT

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    a fool and his money are soon parted. Where it ends up is more difficult to determine. I'm guessing Dick Cheney is behind this money grab and other similar types of tomfoolery going on these days...any time there is some kind of "unlimited access to your favorite star of sports, TV or movies" you can bet your plaid, polyester sportcoat that some old white men have their hands in the pot and are laughing at you about it....
    I'm just saying....
  22. QuAzY
    22. Posted by QuAzY Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:47 am EDT

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    All the funding for his website goes to "CHARITY" fosho!!!!!
  23. Sam E
    23. Posted by Sam E Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:58 am EDT

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    The reason i would join is because i wouldn't have to put up with all the Kobr hate-spam. Why would someone who hates him pay $50 to hate? it would be a nice lil community i imagine
  24. Viva S
    24. Posted by Viva S Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:00 pm EDT

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    Yes you are a hater and that's your choice but don't pretend you want to like him because clearly you don't (which is fine)
    That being said its his website nobody is making you go there or paying $25 to visit it. So if you don't want to pay up then don't go to his website.
    Its that simple.

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